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May 3, 2007 8:03 AM   Subscribe

 
I feel like I shouldn't have, but I found this really funny.
posted by Mister_A at 8:08 AM on May 3, 2007


His grammerz r all fuxored. Bad kitty-pidgin. Dude, read Anil Dash's rulez.
posted by dammitjim at 8:09 AM on May 3, 2007


lolkottke
posted by monju_bosatsu at 8:11 AM on May 3, 2007




DO NOT WANT
DO NOT WANT
posted by WolfDaddy at 8:17 AM on May 3, 2007 [2 favorites]


This is fantastic.
posted by Greg Nog at 8:17 AM on May 3, 2007


I, indeed, truly, did LOL. Now I have to go clean my gun.
posted by evilcolonel at 8:18 AM on May 3, 2007


lolgeeks
posted by gwint at 8:19 AM on May 3, 2007


Do not want = the new unkillable meme
posted by parallax7d at 8:20 AM on May 3, 2007


His grammerz r all fuxored. Bad kitty-pidgin. Dude, read Anil Dash's rulez.

Oh my dear sainted aunt, I never thought I'd see the day when we'd have Strunk & White's Elements of Cat Macros.
posted by Spatch at 8:24 AM on May 3, 2007 [3 favorites]


I hate you.
posted by Skorgu at 8:26 AM on May 3, 2007


OMG I HAS JUMPED THE SHARK.
posted by Aloysius Bear at 8:29 AM on May 3, 2007 [3 favorites]


i loled. needs more cats.
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 8:30 AM on May 3, 2007


Wow, I'm catching a major fatchicksinpartyhats vibe off that lolgeeks site.
posted by quite unimportant at 8:35 AM on May 3, 2007


OMG THIS SUX
posted by kirkaracha at 8:35 AM on May 3, 2007


That went a long way to pounding the meme into a fine, unfunny paste.
posted by boo_radley at 8:43 AM on May 3, 2007


I am now officially too old for the internets.
posted by psmealey at 8:46 AM on May 3, 2007


I CAN HAS BANHAMMER?
posted by Atom Eyes at 8:46 AM on May 3, 2007 [6 favorites]


Goodness, this thing escaped much farther than I had anticipated. dammitjim's right, I did ignore some of Anil Dash's rules as the spirit led me.
posted by sgranade at 8:47 AM on May 3, 2007


Hi, Stephen!
posted by cortex at 8:50 AM on May 3, 2007


Awesome. But just between a Klingon musical version of Das Kapital and a hypothetical James T. Kirk Foundation for the Redshirt Orphans levels of awesome, though.
posted by Iosephus at 9:06 AM on May 3, 2007


WHUT?
posted by Salmonberry at 9:06 AM on May 3, 2007


Well at least now I can finally understand what the hell that Tribbles episode is all about. Hopefully somebody'll do this for say, Mulholland Drive, or Solaris.
posted by Flashman at 9:15 AM on May 3, 2007 [3 favorites]


NAO DOE MISTAR EDD
posted by Smart Dalek at 9:20 AM on May 3, 2007


I like how Spock doesn't speak in lolcats. Must be that green icewater Vulcans use for blood.
posted by DU at 9:21 AM on May 3, 2007 [2 favorites]


The only time I giggle is when I see Trek parodies.
posted by czechmate at 9:22 AM on May 3, 2007


It's so sad to see this meme burn through its oxygen so quickly. :( Next up: lolcats on Hot Topic t-shirts.
posted by aparrish at 9:22 AM on May 3, 2007


It's so sad to see this meme burn through its oxygen so quickly.

My thoughts exactly. The shark, it has been jumped. Lets all go back to Ate My Balls as a revivalist thing, shall we?
posted by Ogre Lawless at 9:30 AM on May 3, 2007 [2 favorites]


OH NOES! THER B KLINGON AGUNTS ONS THIS STAYSHUN!
posted by steef at 9:31 AM on May 3, 2007


that being said: looks, funny interenet celebrity sitings! Jessamyn! Xeni Jardin with a BFG! Larry! (so geeky, so true...)
posted by Ogre Lawless at 9:33 AM on May 3, 2007


Flashman, I can't resist...

MD: I ARE IN ME HEAD, TRIPPIN ON SELFHATEZ

Solaris: I CAN HAS UR NASTYDREAMZ
posted by Iosephus at 9:34 AM on May 3, 2007 [4 favorites]


Et #1...damned preview
posted by Ogre Lawless at 9:34 AM on May 3, 2007


WHUT?
posted by LordSludge at 9:34 AM on May 3, 2007


Lots of trek... not much lol.
posted by triolus at 9:38 AM on May 3, 2007


Shame no one cloaked a spaceship in this episode.
posted by thecaddy at 9:41 AM on May 3, 2007


I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
posted by Foosnark at 9:59 AM on May 3, 2007


Agreeing with triolus about the lots of trek and not much lol. But it's a fun idea and can't wait for other, funnier versions of life in LolKitteh.
posted by nickyskye at 10:02 AM on May 3, 2007


NEEDS MOAR Q

o wait him r next genurashun lol
posted by po at 10:03 AM on May 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


IM IN UR MEMES LIVING LONG AND PROSPERING
posted by fandango_matt at 10:08 AM on May 3, 2007


Whoops, I must've typed "icanhascheezburger" when I meant to type metafilter in the url.

The keys are like right next to each other.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 10:08 AM on May 3, 2007


What was funnier than I expected. How much longer do we have to have LOL* threads before this meme is dead and overdone?
posted by bhouston at 10:10 AM on May 3, 2007


Oh I say about 15 seconds.
posted by wheelieman at 10:28 AM on May 3, 2007


This meme will never not be funny.
posted by padraigin at 10:29 AM on May 3, 2007


BRUNDLEFLY IS AMUSED
posted by brundlefly at 10:30 AM on May 3, 2007 [2 favorites]


the LOLTrek was cute, (particularly the use of the Whut?) but the real gem here is the link to Dash's discussion of kitty pidgin linked by Spatch above.
posted by quin at 10:37 AM on May 3, 2007


PEPSI BLUE COMMERCIAL
posted by Spatch at 10:39 AM on May 3, 2007


PEPSI BLUE COMMERCIAL

Ok, you lost me on that one.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 10:47 AM on May 3, 2007


It's like, because there is so much retarded, it's ok.

It's not ok.
posted by four panels at 10:57 AM on May 3, 2007


This was hilarious! Usually memes annoy me, but I'm diggin' the lolcat phenom. I wish I had time to do this to Firefly. Jayne B in hiz bunk za lovin' on Vera.
posted by ZachsMind at 11:00 AM on May 3, 2007


I'm in ur Serenity, killin' u wit' my brain.
posted by po at 11:04 AM on May 3, 2007 [3 favorites]


FUKKEN B&

DO NOT WANT.

lolcats aren't funny. icanhascheezburger isn't funny. i can't wait for this fad to die.
posted by apfel at 11:20 AM on May 3, 2007


INVISIBLE FIREFLY-CLASS FREIGHTER
posted by Rock Steady at 11:23 AM on May 3, 2007


What a great first comment on the blue, apfel.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 11:24 AM on May 3, 2007


I liked the Construction Commercial, rather clever I thought....
posted by JHarris at 11:25 AM on May 3, 2007


It's much funnier when cats are involved.
posted by jefbla at 11:28 AM on May 3, 2007


posted by four panels It's like, because there is so much retarded, it's ok.

This is a pretty good summary of the Bush administration's mission statement.
posted by fandango_matt at 11:29 AM on May 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


May the "WHUT MOVEY FTW?" contest begin.

I COULD HAS GOT MOAR


awww, jumped already.
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur at 11:41 AM on May 3, 2007


im in ur meme, jumpin ur sharks
posted by Zozo at 11:50 AM on May 3, 2007


I COULD HAS GOT MOAR

I IZ BUM

YA RLY
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 12:15 PM on May 3, 2007


ALL UR BAS R BELONG oh never mind
posted by danb at 12:45 PM on May 3, 2007


apfel : lolcats aren't funny. icanhascheezburger isn't funny.

I disagree.

Discuss.
posted by quin at 1:03 PM on May 3, 2007


apfel iz need hugz?
posted by padraigin at 1:17 PM on May 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


It was funny when it was new and unexpected and unique. These derivative works pack less of a punch, more so as they profilerate. If this meme were a celebrity its agent would be screaming for it to take a vacation or break in order to reduce the risk of overexposure and subsequent public backlash...
posted by bhouston at 1:21 PM on May 3, 2007


Was anyone else waiting for the C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER?
posted by kaytwo at 1:26 PM on May 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


It was funny when it was new and unexpected and unique

It's like any of those bullshit YouTube memes, like the re-editing of the film trailers to make the movies seem to be about something other than they were. The first one is kind of trashy and cheap, but inspires someone else to do a slightly better version. And by the time the third or fourth generations come around, it's already old, tired and lame.

Did I just retell the history of punk rock? Holy fuck!
posted by psmealey at 1:29 PM on May 3, 2007


Mullholland Drive?

IM IN UR DUMPSTERS STEALING YOUR MIDGETS
posted by subaruwrx at 1:37 PM on May 3, 2007


I'm waiting for someone to create an automatic meme-generator/mash-up-maker that creates new funny things then posts them automatically all around the InTarTubes. Then we can finally just say we're jaded to everything and get back to not caring so damned much about whether or not things have jumped the shark.
posted by jiawen at 1:50 PM on May 3, 2007


How much do you want to never post anything like this again?
I've got a credit card.
posted by Dizzy at 2:03 PM on May 3, 2007


INVISIBLE KLINGONS
posted by brundlefly at 2:20 PM on May 3, 2007


I put on my robe and wizard hat...
posted by davejay at 2:24 PM on May 3, 2007




OH NOES IZ OVR THUNKN A PLATE O BEANZEZ AGIN!!!!!!
posted by tkchrist at 2:49 PM on May 3, 2007


This meme will never not be funny.

I thought the same thing.
And then I saw this.

Leave it to Doctorow to kill teh funny.
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 3:03 PM on May 3, 2007


Ambrosia Voyeur writes "so i need ideas as effed as this one for a fun project."

Should I feel bad for laughing so hard at that?
posted by brundlefly at 3:04 PM on May 3, 2007


I love this!
posted by amyms at 3:08 PM on May 3, 2007


Seriously, though. The Shining is just begging for this kind of treatment: "Invisible Bartender"
posted by thecaddy at 3:21 PM on May 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


Aaaaaand the LOLCATS meme takes over the world.

I can has phazerz now?
posted by zoogleplex at 3:25 PM on May 3, 2007


lolgods
posted by brundlefly at 3:59 PM on May 3, 2007 [1 favorite]


Ambrosia -- I adore you and want to have your children. That is priceless. And horrible. And priceless. Your LOLOCAUST image is a exercise in the beauty of perpetual motion, forever hovering directly above the shark. If only we could harness the energy it generates there, forever spinning in a Schroedinger's-cat-like impossibility of jumping, we could end the oil crisis.
posted by tzikeh at 4:27 PM on May 3, 2007 [2 favorites]


Dizzy, define "like this."
posted by Faint of Butt at 4:29 PM on May 3, 2007


Not even bordering on AV-level tasteless (though I'm brainstorming, have no fear), but, well, hey:

LOST humor.
posted by cortex at 4:49 PM on May 3, 2007


This made my day.
posted by teishu at 5:54 PM on May 3, 2007


Hurley: I haz a bucket!

Jack: I izzi Doktor Man w/dah meanbadass tats allover top dat!

Jin: I kilt dah fishes for joo all! Top Dat!

Sawyer: I just killed a polar bear! Top Dat!

Sun: Brinin up dahz polar bearz agin? Joo be so seazun 1!!1!!1!! WTF!?? Whut joo dun 4Me lately Polarman!

Kate: Can I haz both Doktor Man AND Conman Man?

Sun: No! Dey Doo Not WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTT!!!!!

Kate: Y Not!?? Ah be pretty fer jooz!!! I evern purrrrrrr!

Charlie: Gaahh!! Gimme bucket. I gotz tah throw up innit!

Hurley: Noooo! Theyz be stealin mah buckett!!!!

Libby: ah'm in yer hatchez dyin' on heroeeeeen!

Nikki & Paulo: We beez dah suckiez & dye now~! okthxby!

Locke: Invisible hair

Ben: I disapprove of this entire meme...

Cast: STFU CREEPYGUY! GEEZ!
posted by ZachsMind at 6:49 PM on May 3, 2007


LOLCAT can never jump the shark. Kittens are teh unstoppables.
posted by five fresh fish at 11:10 PM on May 3, 2007


The thing about the Star Trek bit was that I found it funny on its own terms, adherence to "lolkitteh" standards be damned. But I find anything remotely Trekular funny. I will titter at the mere mention of "Uhura".
posted by Mister_A at 7:24 AM on May 4, 2007


Uhura.
UhuraUhuraUhuraUhura.

Uhura.





Uhura.
posted by Dizzy at 8:00 AM on May 4, 2007


Word, Uhura.
posted by taosbat at 7:51 PM on May 21, 2007


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