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Google poetry generator. From "Metafilter Villanelle": clean! It communicates with wireless/ Some strangers have written my entire/ whose purpose is to share links and discuss// finding old obscure links, but today I guess/ - one link axegrindfilter - there/ and succumbed today to the "loss// (Make sure to check out the patterns feature.)
posted by flotson (13 comments total) 3 users marked this as a favorite
I got a very nice one entitled "Good News For Linux" but it's dying on my magnum opum "Is This Something I Would Need A TV To Understand".
posted by DU at 9:19 AM on May 8, 2007

This must be what they use to generate the oblique spam I keep getting.
posted by Dr-Baa at 9:34 AM on May 8, 2007

I felt the need to share mine:

Well, my pants are in a knot under the bed. Wanna fuck?

Compiled 5/8/2007 6:19:21 PM GMT

location: under
your bed i went to the
taste of chaos and the
gutarist of kill ... started humping the
speaker while playing the
guitar. i shat my
pants ...

On b3ta you said that you sleep with your uncle - fuck incest as well. ... She then tied a knot
the top of it and left it under
the bed fully meaning to ...

Though why you'd want to is beyond me. The guy is cunting well funny! ... she dropped her pants
and brandished her brass knot
at his goggling young eyes. ...

Well my
texting is free how about that one? My phone is pre-paid and i got it at Wa
posted by Dr-Baa at 9:49 AM on May 8, 2007

I think we broke it already. Sounds intriguing though. Reminds me a bit of the Shakespeare sonnet mashup thing.
posted by lubujackson at 10:41 AM on May 8, 2007

See also:
By Bill Kennedy and Darren Wershler-Henry.
posted by ManInSuit at 10:59 AM on May 8, 2007

"Laughing out loud, Christians, am I right?"

This, it seems to me, makes the claim to a fundamental Christian inheritance not ... posted by thomas at 4/12/2004 11:19:00 AM. Simon is Right By Tom Smith ...

A Time to Laugh Out Loud by Laurie Williams ... Kerri Pomarolli’s new book, "If I'm Waiting on God Then What Am I Doing on The Christian Chatroom. ...

Laugh out loud zone. laughs and links. Create your own survivor story. ... Justin, Nikki, Christina Christian, and Tamyra Grey attacks him though and ...

Well, very one-note. Tip for 2007: humour's better left to the funny.

I am
surfing right now for computer desks at Studio RTA Furniture because we are planning to ... Military Schools, Juvenile Boot Camp and Christian Schools. ...

ABBA's, "Should I
Laugh Or Cry?" Misheard Lyrics:. I
minding his battered thighs. ... I'm always singing out
loud while driving in my car. ...
- 403k - 6 May 2007 -

Bill O’Reilly Reports; We Laugh Out Loud. ... the infamous NPR interview with Terry Gross, O’Reilly said, "We are founded on a Judeo-Christian philosophy. ... - 159k -

You know those oil blotting papers like these from Sephora (Christian Dior no less). ... It is laugh out
loud funny.
posted by papakwanz at 11:10 AM on May 8, 2007

Bookmarked - I love this stuff. Spam poetry, too. Poetry is best left to the reader.
posted by Drexen at 11:26 AM on May 8, 2007

Having said that, here's what I got:
Active Server Pages error 'ASP 0113'

Script timed out


The maximum amount of time for a script to execute was exceeded. You can change this limit by specifying a new value for the property Server.ScriptTimeout or by changing the value in the IIS administration tools.
I don't know, it's... lacking something.
posted by Drexen at 11:28 AM on May 8, 2007

These are the worst poems I've ever read.
posted by NationalKato at 11:53 AM on May 8, 2007

These are the worst poems I've ever read.

Let me attempt to fix that.
posted by flotson at 12:50 PM on May 8, 2007

Thank you for that link, flotson. I remember reading that years ago- I could not remember the name, but forever etched in my brain is the immortal couplet;

"For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed."

posted by Dr-Baa at 1:18 PM on May 8, 2007

Reminds me of the fake Australian poet who had his work published in several magazines. His poems were lines taken randomly from brochures about frogs, a book of quotes and all sorts of other random places.

also there were two of them, not just one.

Ern Malley.

A bizarre story, they created a whole back life story for him, complete with sister who stumbled upon the recently departed Ern's poetry.

Caused a huge uproar when the deceit was discovered!
posted by jonathanstrange at 7:11 AM on May 9, 2007

the fake Australian poet who had his work published in several magazines

I read the Lehman article. Totally, totally fascinating.
posted by flotson at 11:14 PM on May 11, 2007

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