103 DISEASES CURABLE BY COW URINE
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Cow piss heals (a guide)
84. THIRST
Surely there are easier ways...
posted by Jimbob at 10:35 PM on June 5, 2007 [2 favorites]
Surely there are easier ways...
posted by Jimbob at 10:35 PM on June 5, 2007 [2 favorites]
Stop everything. This is timeless literature: "Amongst urines, cow urine is best."
posted by Krrrlson at 10:39 PM on June 5, 2007
posted by Krrrlson at 10:39 PM on June 5, 2007
But is it vegan?
posted by Jimbob at 10:40 PM on June 5, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Jimbob at 10:40 PM on June 5, 2007 [1 favorite]
Gold has capability to cure diseases. Gold can counter all kinds of poisons, that is why it is used in teeth, ears, nose and finger as ornaments. So that food, air, water enters the body through mouth, eyes and nose enter after touching gold. Even to this extent that for maintaining personal hygiene the gold ring is put on left hand finger so even while washing anus gold comes into contact with body.
posted by UbuRoivas at 11:01 PM on June 5, 2007
posted by UbuRoivas at 11:01 PM on June 5, 2007
Just by smelling bull's urine, infertile woman can conceive child.
I dunno about that, but I sure can tell bullshit when I smell it.
posted by UbuRoivas at 11:04 PM on June 5, 2007
I dunno about that, but I sure can tell bullshit when I smell it.
posted by UbuRoivas at 11:04 PM on June 5, 2007
Gaumutrasav (a fermented preparation from cow urine)
Oh, dear sweet Lord Krishna, make this stop!
posted by UbuRoivas at 11:08 PM on June 5, 2007
Oh, dear sweet Lord Krishna, make this stop!
posted by UbuRoivas at 11:08 PM on June 5, 2007
104. COSPLAY
posted by katillathehun at 12:01 AM on June 6, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by katillathehun at 12:01 AM on June 6, 2007 [1 favorite]
This website is truly a reflection of how great the internet is, in that "it" keeps on pooling out of itself more amazing & different "things" from smaller & smaller corners of the unknown vast human culture & observations
posted by growabrain at 12:54 AM on June 6, 2007
posted by growabrain at 12:54 AM on June 6, 2007
We should avoid condemning cows to abattoirs; instead establish their life-long dignity in every village and in every house.
Despite the other wacky stuff on the linked page, I'm sure we can all agree on this sensible proposal.
posted by Meatbomb at 1:17 AM on June 6, 2007
Despite the other wacky stuff on the linked page, I'm sure we can all agree on this sensible proposal.
posted by Meatbomb at 1:17 AM on June 6, 2007
3 What is cow? What is cow-urine?
That's quite the FAQ.
posted by Meatbomb at 1:18 AM on June 6, 2007
That's quite the FAQ.
posted by Meatbomb at 1:18 AM on June 6, 2007
Cow piss heals. Absolute cow piss, heals absolutely.
posted by PenDevil at 5:00 AM on June 6, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by PenDevil at 5:00 AM on June 6, 2007 [1 favorite]
LOLKRISHNAS
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 5:48 AM on June 6, 2007
posted by and hosted from Uranus at 5:48 AM on June 6, 2007
Now I wish I hadn't taken Bart Simpson's advice.
posted by srboisvert at 5:51 AM on June 6, 2007
posted by srboisvert at 5:51 AM on June 6, 2007
To be ill is human. The cure, bovine.
posted by Zinger at 6:20 AM on June 6, 2007 [4 favorites]
posted by Zinger at 6:20 AM on June 6, 2007 [4 favorites]
In a calm voice a cow Nandini says to King Dilip "Na kevalam payasa prasutim - ve hi man kam dugham prasannam"
Trans : "Whenever I am pleased and happy I can fulfill all desires. Don't consider me to be just milk supplier"
posted by fidelity at 7:06 AM on June 6, 2007
Trans : "Whenever I am pleased and happy I can fulfill all desires. Don't consider me to be just milk supplier"
posted by fidelity at 7:06 AM on June 6, 2007
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: What is that?
Olga: Cow urine.
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: Cow urine?
Olga: Boiled down.
Ahmed Ibn Fahdlan: No, no. Don't put that filth on me. Water, clean water.
Olga: As you wish. Tomorrow the pus will run, and you'll have a fever.
[he lets her put it on]
posted by humboldt32 at 8:15 AM on June 6, 2007
Dammit, humoldt32, I was just looking at this post to see if I should go find that quote.
posted by malthas at 10:14 AM on June 6, 2007
posted by malthas at 10:14 AM on June 6, 2007
One of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite movies.
posted by humboldt32 at 12:05 PM on June 6, 2007
posted by humboldt32 at 12:05 PM on June 6, 2007
no, no, no. This site has it all wrong. Cow urine can't cure anything half as good as Russian Urine.
http://www.englishrussia.com/?p=275
you can thank me in advance for informing you.
posted by munchingzombie at 5:24 PM on June 6, 2007
http://www.englishrussia.com/?p=275
you can thank me in advance for informing you.
posted by munchingzombie at 5:24 PM on June 6, 2007
Re: Russian Urine. A friend of mine suffered a bad ankle sprain on a skiing holiday in Russia. Her host family were very particular that she treat it with urine. Theirs, not hers.
posted by eritain at 3:05 AM on June 7, 2007
posted by eritain at 3:05 AM on June 7, 2007
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