God says it's a real big no-no.
June 15, 2007 7:44 AM Subscribe
Sing along. Street Evangelist Robert Breaud has a special message for you.
You should see him live. I did in DC last year, he's something to behold. I just wish he'd have stopped hitting on me.
posted by parmanparman at 7:51 AM on June 15, 2007
posted by parmanparman at 7:51 AM on June 15, 2007
Thank you for, at the very least, letting me know about the existence of GodTube.
The song makes me nauseated, though.
posted by fiercecupcake at 7:53 AM on June 15, 2007
The song makes me nauseated, though.
posted by fiercecupcake at 7:53 AM on June 15, 2007
a onelink post to godtube.....?
oh, wait....that's YOUtube that we can't do one link posts to... sorry!
And, I couldn't watch more than about 30 seconds of that...
posted by HuronBob at 7:55 AM on June 15, 2007
oh, wait....that's YOUtube that we can't do one link posts to... sorry!
And, I couldn't watch more than about 30 seconds of that...
posted by HuronBob at 7:55 AM on June 15, 2007
(Also: He took the beam out of his own where? Tee hee.)
posted by fiercecupcake at 7:55 AM on June 15, 2007
posted by fiercecupcake at 7:55 AM on June 15, 2007
I'm weak with laughter here, and I don't know what kind of laughter it is ... I think that this guy probably is the best argument against himself, better than anything we can say. I mean, yeesh.
posted by chinese_fashion at 7:55 AM on June 15, 2007
posted by chinese_fashion at 7:55 AM on June 15, 2007
I've been searching that site for 15 minutes and I can't seem to find any Christian dutty wine videos.
posted by NationalKato at 7:56 AM on June 15, 2007
posted by NationalKato at 7:56 AM on June 15, 2007
You need to search for the Christian "Baby Got Back" covers. No, really.
posted by DU at 8:02 AM on June 15, 2007
posted by DU at 8:02 AM on June 15, 2007
*blank look*
Apparently, the armageddon WILL be digitized. How disappointing.
posted by ZachsMind at 8:40 AM on June 15, 2007
Apparently, the armageddon WILL be digitized. How disappointing.
posted by ZachsMind at 8:40 AM on June 15, 2007
We need to stop driving traffic to this site.
posted by jeffamaphone at 8:43 AM on June 15, 2007
posted by jeffamaphone at 8:43 AM on June 15, 2007
We need to stop driving traffic to this site.
That's what they said about YouTube!
posted by katillathehun at 9:07 AM on June 15, 2007
That's what they said about YouTube!
posted by katillathehun at 9:07 AM on June 15, 2007
I hope they accept my song about how I'm ex-black thanks to Christ.
posted by John Kenneth Fisher at 9:14 AM on June 15, 2007
posted by John Kenneth Fisher at 9:14 AM on June 15, 2007
Sigh.
DU wasn't kidding: "Baby Got Book." It's way more entertaining than the FPP link.
"I ain't talkin' 'bout a paraphrase
'Cause Paul wouldn't use those anyways."
posted by pax digita at 9:19 AM on June 15, 2007
DU wasn't kidding: "Baby Got Book." It's way more entertaining than the FPP link.
"I ain't talkin' 'bout a paraphrase
'Cause Paul wouldn't use those anyways."
posted by pax digita at 9:19 AM on June 15, 2007
I should remember to check my volume level before clicking on a link. Thankfully I wasn't sitting in the local coffeeshop.
posted by desjardins at 9:40 AM on June 15, 2007
posted by desjardins at 9:40 AM on June 15, 2007
I always wonder what these idiots are thinking when they mention Leviticus. Sure, 18:22 describes men fucking men as abominable, but Lev. 11:11 describes eating seafood without fins and scales the same way. Deuteronomy 25:16 describes dishonest trade using rigged scales as abomination as well.
Even if one is aware of this, and works up some distinction between moral and ritual law, what about the passage where homos are stoned to death? Are we to take that seriously too? I don't see why not, after all, it's in Leviticus, and if the Bible is the infallible word of God, then literal demands to stone homosexual men to death must be what God wants. He doesn't want them to sing embarrassingly bad songs about how they used to be gay. He demands blood. Stone them to death with stones, dag nabbit.
posted by [expletive deleted] at 9:47 AM on June 15, 2007
Even if one is aware of this, and works up some distinction between moral and ritual law, what about the passage where homos are stoned to death? Are we to take that seriously too? I don't see why not, after all, it's in Leviticus, and if the Bible is the infallible word of God, then literal demands to stone homosexual men to death must be what God wants. He doesn't want them to sing embarrassingly bad songs about how they used to be gay. He demands blood. Stone them to death with stones, dag nabbit.
posted by [expletive deleted] at 9:47 AM on June 15, 2007
The song didn't do anything for me but make my eyes roll. But "GodTube" made me laugh and cry, deep deep inside.
posted by chairface at 9:56 AM on June 15, 2007
posted by chairface at 9:56 AM on June 15, 2007
Good Xst -- can these guys get off of the "Adam and Steve" bit? So...tired...of...tired...humorless...Genesis...references...
posted by Ogre Lawless at 10:18 AM on June 15, 2007
posted by Ogre Lawless at 10:18 AM on June 15, 2007
I kinda want some cock now.
posted by Senor Cardgage at 10:47 AM on June 15, 2007 [3 favorites]
posted by Senor Cardgage at 10:47 AM on June 15, 2007 [3 favorites]
what about the passage where homos are stoned to death? Are we to take that seriously too? I don't see why not, after all, it's in Leviticus, and if the Bible is the infallible word of God, then literal demands to stone homosexual men to death must be what God wants.
you are a biblically ignorant moron.
posted by quonsar at 12:34 PM on June 15, 2007
you are a biblically ignorant moron.
posted by quonsar at 12:34 PM on June 15, 2007
The guy obviously is warped by all the "anti-gayening" electroshock he received as "treatment." But damn - the song is till more catchy than the bike wheel stealing asshole video.
"It's not ok to be....." dammit! Get OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!
posted by The Light Fantastic at 1:22 PM on June 15, 2007
"It's not ok to be....." dammit! Get OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!
posted by The Light Fantastic at 1:22 PM on June 15, 2007
you are a biblically ignorant moron.
quonsar
Whoa, what's the insults? I think [expletive deleted] was just saying it's odd that people like this guy take some passages of the Bible to heart but ignore others.
posted by Sangermaine at 3:05 PM on June 15, 2007
quonsar
Whoa, what's the insults? I think [expletive deleted] was just saying it's odd that people like this guy take some passages of the Bible to heart but ignore others.
posted by Sangermaine at 3:05 PM on June 15, 2007
DU wasn't kidding: "Baby Got Book." It's way more entertaining than the FPP link.
Bless Me!
Bless Me!
Teach me 'bout John Wesley.
Awesome!
Don't miss the Christian Youth Camp Slingshot. Natural selection in action.
posted by geos at 3:14 PM on June 15, 2007
Bless Me!
Bless Me!
Teach me 'bout John Wesley.
Awesome!
Don't miss the Christian Youth Camp Slingshot. Natural selection in action.
posted by geos at 3:14 PM on June 15, 2007
geos: also, What will you do the next time porn strikes?
That was really funny.
Script: porn? porn.
posted by found missing at 3:59 PM on June 15, 2007
That was really funny.
Script: porn? porn.
posted by found missing at 3:59 PM on June 15, 2007
From "Baby Got Book":
"I like 'em leather and bound."
Bless my soul!!!
posted by kozad at 5:24 PM on June 15, 2007
"I like 'em leather and bound."
Bless my soul!!!
posted by kozad at 5:24 PM on June 15, 2007
It's funny how sometimes outright bigotry can be quite charming.
Thankfully, I don't wanna fuck the guy.
posted by fungible at 7:54 PM on June 15, 2007
Thankfully, I don't wanna fuck the guy.
posted by fungible at 7:54 PM on June 15, 2007
For some reason the song made me think of Donovan's Mellow Yellow.
posted by spacelux at 10:11 PM on June 15, 2007
posted by spacelux at 10:11 PM on June 15, 2007
Whoa, what's the insults?
sorry. i am just a plain old ignorant moron.
posted by quonsar at 10:05 AM on June 16, 2007
sorry. i am just a plain old ignorant moron.
posted by quonsar at 10:05 AM on June 16, 2007
Oh my god, they actually censor "gay" and "homosexual" in the comments!
posted by dirigibleman at 10:50 AM on June 16, 2007
posted by dirigibleman at 10:50 AM on June 16, 2007
Didja know that, when discussing homosexuality in the bible, it was originally discussing paedophelia and other fun acts of perversion, not *necessarily* man on man secks?
Also, "feet" is generally interchangeable with "penis" elsewhere in the bible. Now, take that along with Jewish penis ritual...and what did Mary Magdaline actually wash?
posted by TomMelee at 11:14 AM on June 16, 2007
Also, "feet" is generally interchangeable with "penis" elsewhere in the bible. Now, take that along with Jewish penis ritual...and what did Mary Magdaline actually wash?
posted by TomMelee at 11:14 AM on June 16, 2007
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