Whoever made the Celebrity female matchup test

January 29, 2000 1:07 PM

Whoever made the Celebrity female matchup test deserves a slap upside the head. I filled out the questions, submitted it and my perfect celebrity mate was Martha Stewart. Ewww...something is seriously wrong with me if she's my perfect mate. I'm going try to forget this ever happened (note: there's also a test to find the perfect celebrity man too).
posted by mathowie (17 comments total)

Score! You have picked Brandi Chastain. This Olympic champion is a ball of fire with both looks and talent to spare.

Woo.
posted by Mark at 1:57 PM on January 29, 2000

Yo, word up! You have picked Lauryn Hill. This beautiful singer and songwriter will move your heart with both her looks and her songs.

!!!
posted by corpse at 2:26 PM on January 29, 2000

Richard Simmons for me.
Jeez, ask for a sensitive male and you get full blown hysterics.
posted by prolific at 4:00 PM on January 29, 2000

"You have scored a winner -- Britney will hold you tight, treat you right, be with you day and night, and make you feel like a kid again (you dirty old man). "

God, oh God.




posted by sixfoot6 at 4:13 PM on January 29, 2000

Felicidades! Salma Hayek is your match made in Heaven.

Hey, I'm not unhappy with that...

Joe - Laborador Retriever in the dog test
posted by CrazyUncleJoe at 5:03 PM on January 29, 2000

Oh yes indeedy - Jennifer Lopez...... :-)

"If you're looking for a little spice in your life, this sizzling Latin sex symbol is just what the doctor ordered. Considering her incredible success in both cinema and music, it might be difficult to keep a low profile on your first date. So, you might consider keeping out of sight and spending some quality time together at her private casa, where you'll discover the answer to the question we've all secretly wondered about -- "If you had my love..."




posted by tomcosgrave at 5:43 PM on January 29, 2000

Oh good, Prol, maybe we can date Richard Simmons in shifts. That way the catatonia won't set in so quick for either of us.
posted by jason at 5:47 PM on January 29, 2000

I knew I would get Brad Pitt before I even started...
sure enough...

posted by jessamyn at 6:15 PM on January 29, 2000

What the hell.......Betty White?
posted by dangerman at 6:55 PM on January 29, 2000

When Salma does her search for the perfect man, do you think my name will come up too?
posted by greyscale at 7:11 PM on January 29, 2000

I match with Jennifer Aniston. Of course, I can't stand her and would like to see her making burgers at McDonalds than making movies, but evidentally she's my match. Talk about the id and superego in conflict.
posted by tdecius at 8:14 PM on January 29, 2000

Score! You have picked Brandi Chastain. This Olympic champion is a ball of fire with both looks and talent to spare.
posted by John245 at 7:12 AM on January 30, 2000

ewww. i'm so repulsed. ricky martin?!? there is something seriously wrong with this test.
posted by brig at 11:32 AM on January 30, 2000

Salma Hayek. I can deal.
posted by othermatt at 8:04 PM on January 30, 2000

Will Smith! Yesss!
posted by jennyb at 3:21 PM on January 31, 2000

Okay, I tried again, thinking that if I tried for a woman
I might do better. I got...Pamela Anderson Lee.

"Our results indicate that you are a relatively promiscuous
guy who enjoys experimenting, and this blond bombshell will
know how to keep you entertained. Pamela is a sex-symbol for
a reason, and she knows just how to make you feel like a real
man. Not only will you feel proud to be seen with this
voluptuous Baywatch babe, but Pamela's exhibitionist style
will make even the most conservative man gawk. Your results
reveal that you may prefer sex over sophistication and with
Pamela you are guaranteed a good time."

so I guess I won't become a lesbian any time soon.... :P

RB
posted by rebeccablood at 8:46 PM on February 1, 2000