Tom Cruise, ooohhhh!

June 21, 2007 1:27 PM

A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns, Planet Unicorn, Unicorn Planet! Episode: two, three.
posted by milarepa (52 comments total)

Better gay unicorn clip.

It pleases me.
posted by dios at 1:35 PM on June 21, 2007 [2 favorites]

While we're at it:

What What, In the Butt.
posted by serazin at 1:40 PM on June 21, 2007

My favorite unicorn related internet item
posted by splatta at 1:42 PM on June 21, 2007 [1 favorite]

splatta: holy shit, I was about to post the exact same thing
posted by nasreddin at 1:44 PM on June 21, 2007

Related?
posted by mr_crash_davis at 1:46 PM on June 21, 2007

Unicorns (warning: may cause insanity)
posted by Pollomacho at 1:49 PM on June 21, 2007

You know, with unicrons, gay stereotypes, and Tom Cruise, you'd think you'd have more than enough ingredients to make something funny, but this comes out as a pointless unfunny paint by numbers attempt at "comedy".
posted by mathowie at 1:49 PM on June 21, 2007

And that's why the gay boy didn't wish for a planet full of mathowies.
posted by milarepa at 1:55 PM on June 21, 2007 [1 favorite]

with unicrons, gay stereotypes, and Tom Cruise, you'd think you'd have more than enough ingredients to make something funny

The unicrons were overcooked, the gay stereotypes weren't fresh enough, and Tom Cruise is past his sell-by date. What this dish needs is Essence. BAM! Kick it up a notch.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:56 PM on June 21, 2007

MetaFilter: unicrons, gay stereotypes, and Tom Cruise.
posted by Wolfdog at 1:58 PM on June 21, 2007 [1 favorite]

I'm not sure I buy that gay people are into unicorns.
posted by Mayor Curley at 2:01 PM on June 21, 2007

I thought this was funny. Spoiler alert:















I liked when one of the unicorns turned into a bicycle.















Spoiler alert over.
posted by I Foody at 2:06 PM on June 21, 2007

Mayor Curley, only at the Gay Unicorn Farm. Sometimes we're short a stable boy.
posted by WolfDaddy at 2:17 PM on June 21, 2007

This doesn't even deserve to stand in the shadow of Charlie.
posted by Jawn at 2:18 PM on June 21, 2007 [1 favorite]

Heh, I thought it was funny but apparently I'm in the minority.

I'M IN THE MINORITY G'BYE

::floats upwards, offscreen::
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 2:20 PM on June 21, 2007

Mayor Curley,

Believe me, we are way into unicorns.
posted by serazin at 2:28 PM on June 21, 2007

I love the youtube comments on "what what." You can tell it make some people so angry.

(I always liked this dutch commercial with a pleasant Outhere Brothers soundtrack.)
posted by maxwelton at 2:37 PM on June 21, 2007

You had me fooled with your typos.
posted by mkb at 2:37 PM on June 21, 2007

Believe me, we are way into unicorns.

I actually prefer pegacorns.
posted by Esoquo at 2:39 PM on June 21, 2007

If only it was a planet full of Unicrons.
posted by davros42 at 2:39 PM on June 21, 2007

Hey CitrusFreak12, me too, wait for me -- I'll meet you at the Unicorn Falls!
posted by treepour at 2:42 PM on June 21, 2007

la la la
posted by solistrato at 2:43 PM on June 21, 2007 [3 favorites]

I'm not into unicrons, I'm more of an omicron kind of guy.
posted by MikeMc at 2:46 PM on June 21, 2007

the same, only Youtubey
posted by solistrato at 2:48 PM on June 21, 2007

If loving unicorns is gay then I'm sucking cock right now!
posted by Astro Zombie at 2:55 PM on June 21, 2007 [2 favorites]

Bah, it all pales in comparison to Pinktopia, the pinkest level ever and home of the Corndogs! Ride on their backs and they'll take you to Peppermint Springs.
posted by wendell at 3:00 PM on June 21, 2007

with unicrons, gay stereotypes, and Tom Cruise

So wait, this is a trailer for the new Transformers movie?
posted by hifiparasol at 3:00 PM on June 21, 2007

I didn't know unicorn liking was a gay stereotype? I thought that was a stereo type for lonely 13 year old girls?
posted by tkchrist at 3:12 PM on June 21, 2007

I didn't know unicorn liking was a gay stereotype? I thought that was a stereo type for lonely 13 year old girls?

*Hides Lisa Frank paraphernalia*
posted by Esoquo at 3:24 PM on June 21, 2007

What the ever living fuck was this?
posted by empath at 3:32 PM on June 21, 2007

I love unicorns too, but only when served with red wine and salad on the side.
posted by quin at 3:32 PM on June 21, 2007

excuse to link to adventure time
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 3:45 PM on June 21, 2007 [1 favorite]

I actually prefer pegacorns.

How about octocorns and minocorns?
posted by martinrebas at 3:56 PM on June 21, 2007

I don’t have gaydar. Gaydar is not a friend of mine. I have no sensory apparatus resembling gaydar.

My gaydar is going off.
posted by Smedleyman at 4:06 PM on June 21, 2007 [1 favorite]

You had me fooled with your typos.

"You had me at hello!"
posted by ericb at 4:33 PM on June 21, 2007

wendell, Thanks for the Corndogs, I came in here specifically for that ;)
posted by pupdog at 4:39 PM on June 21, 2007

MC, the correct preposition is onto.
posted by rob511 at 4:44 PM on June 21, 2007

solistrato, what the heck did I just watch?
posted by maxwelton at 5:07 PM on June 21, 2007

Unicorn in C Major - NSFW.
posted by madamjujujive at 5:29 PM on June 21, 2007

Why do they call them unicorns? Shouldn't it be unihorns?
posted by fungible at 5:30 PM on June 21, 2007

Has Chris Crocker branched out into animation?
posted by needs more cowbell at 5:39 PM on June 21, 2007

Has Chris Crocker branched out into animation?

No, but he has a new video in honor of this weekend's Seattle Gay Pride (as part of Seattle's The Stranger's coverage of the week's festivities.
posted by ericb at 6:10 PM on June 21, 2007

Wow, that was really gay.
posted by Nelson at 6:50 PM on June 21, 2007

william shatner does the Planet Unicorn theme song.
posted by UbuRoivas at 6:57 PM on June 21, 2007 [1 favorite]

Jawn...oh my god. That was awesome. Much better than Unicorn Planet, indeed. Poor Charlie.
posted by emjaybee at 7:34 PM on June 21, 2007

Um, are boba drinks considered gay nowadays?
posted by arianell at 8:43 PM on June 21, 2007

"If you polish a unicorn's horn long enough, it gives you magical unicorn mayonnaise. That's what I used to make these sandwiches."

Alright, I'm choking out food all over the place right now.
posted by humannaire at 8:50 PM on June 21, 2007

Dios, that was fabulous. Nearly sprayed coffee all over, at the end. :-))

The original post, no. Not funny
posted by Goofyy at 10:59 PM on June 21, 2007

Fungible: It's from the latin Cornus (as in Cornucopia - horn of plenty, also Greek Konos) and from which we also derive cone. And besides, unihorn means something quite different - namely lust at the expense of other lusts, e.g., "Tom Cruise has a unihorn for assless chaps".

So now you know.
posted by Sparx at 1:55 AM on June 22, 2007 [1 favorite]

I liked when one of the unicorns turned into a fixie.
posted by gen at 6:03 AM on June 22, 2007

Um, are fixies considered gay nowadays?
posted by UbuRoivas at 6:00 PM on June 22, 2007

Since this wasn't explained, anywhere, this is a show from Channel 102, which is itself a New York knockoff of the original West coast Channel 101.

In my opinion, the best show on Channel 102 has got to be Puppet Rapist, although The defenders of Stan, Sexual Intercourse, American Style, and I love the 30s all deserve a few minutes of your procrastinating time.
posted by Deathalicious at 6:02 PM on June 22, 2007