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This post was deleted for the following reason: LOL NEWSWIREFILTER -- jessamyn



 
He self-medicated with an Arby's gutbuster.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:29 PM on June 25, 2007


thats a real dumb disguise.
posted by quonsar at 1:30 PM on June 25, 2007


maybe those tatoos are a map of his escape route out of the prison.
posted by chunking express at 1:30 PM on June 25, 2007 [4 favorites]


That's what happens when you do too many beer bongs and pass out early... AT HITLER'S HOUSE!!!!
posted by Divine_Wino at 1:31 PM on June 25, 2007 [22 favorites]


LOLSKINHEADS
posted by hermitosis at 1:31 PM on June 25, 2007


Will his head explode after every inch of white skin is covered in racist black ink?
posted by iamck at 1:31 PM on June 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


Shoulda used henna.
posted by alteredcarbon at 1:31 PM on June 25, 2007


I guess he gave up on tattoos that reminded him to avenge his dead wife, and turned to racism instead. I see it worked out well for him.
posted by The World Famous at 1:33 PM on June 25, 2007


There's something about that guy that doesn't look quite right.
posted by brain_drain at 1:33 PM on June 25, 2007


It's written all over his face.
posted by found missing at 1:34 PM on June 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


BTW, is anyone else getting Diet MetaFilter today instead of Regular? Should I tell the waitress?
posted by hermitosis at 1:34 PM on June 25, 2007 [2 favorites]


Jesus christ, this guy again? And it looks like maybe he's gotten some more ink in the interim.
posted by cortex at 1:34 PM on June 25, 2007


Uhm... Dude you have something on your face... yeah it's right there.
posted by MapGuy at 1:35 PM on June 25, 2007


I think this post is self-Godwining.
posted by tippiedog at 1:36 PM on June 25, 2007


"Goddamned racist squid shit on my face!"
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:37 PM on June 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


looks like he's gonna get some black genes in him one way or another.
posted by quarter waters and a bag of chips at 1:38 PM on June 25, 2007


The suspect was also "hatless".
Funny they left that out.
posted by Tbola at 1:39 PM on June 25, 2007 [2 favorites]


I like his glasses.
posted by mullacc at 1:40 PM on June 25, 2007


thats a real dumb disguise.

He should have put the flaming swastika above his left ear, not on his forehead.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:45 PM on June 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


Jesus christ, this guy again? And it looks like maybe he's gotten some more ink in the interim.

And gained some weight.
posted by ericb at 1:46 PM on June 25, 2007


Never fall asleep at a frat party when your friends have the tattoo needle handy.
posted by diastematic at 1:48 PM on June 25, 2007


Damn, I didn't realize he was already featured on Metafilter. Sorry folks.
posted by davy at 1:48 PM on June 25, 2007


anagram(Curtis Allgier) = Ill Racist Urge
posted by pracowity at 1:49 PM on June 25, 2007 [4 favorites]


Really, I should be complaining about this post as a bit thin, but, there is something strangely compelling about this story. What an asshole this guy is. Throw his ass into a SuperMax prison and throw away the key.
posted by caddis at 1:54 PM on June 25, 2007


It's like the evil version of Tron Guy.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 1:55 PM on June 25, 2007 [2 favorites]


Excellent images on Evil Tattoos.

Prison tats. Hate on display. From the Tao of Tattoos. Wikipedia.

Wonder what's on his mind? Or his? Or his? Or his?
posted by nickyskye at 1:55 PM on June 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


he was already featured on Metafilter

Mefi's own Curtis Allgier?
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 1:55 PM on June 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


Quoting quonsar: "thats a real dumb disguise."

Unless he's secretly Jewish.


And caddis: "Really, I should be complaining about this post as a bit thin."

Really, I should be agreeing with you, but you see why I did it anyway.
posted by davy at 1:56 PM on June 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


Gee, I wonder how they caught him?

Am I a bad person for expecting a guy in a wheelchair?
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 1:57 PM on June 25, 2007


Face tattoos are funny lookin'.
posted by Shfishp at 1:57 PM on June 25, 2007


Funny how eyeglasses make everyone look smarter.
posted by squalor at 1:58 PM on June 25, 2007 [2 favorites]


On the up side, if he's got a booger on his cheek, no one will notice.
posted by Mcable at 2:01 PM on June 25, 2007


Here is an earlier mug shot of him
posted by Mr_Zero at 2:02 PM on June 25, 2007


And caddis: "Really, I should be complaining about this post as a bit thin."

Really, I should be agreeing with you, but you see why I did it anyway.


Hell, I should probably be deleting it, so you two are probably in the clear.
posted by cortex at 2:04 PM on June 25, 2007 [2 favorites]


I can be your go-to guy for prison reform, the need for a true rehabilitive system, striving against prison rape -- the creation of new animals, etcetera...

But how the frack do you rehab this guy? Clearly he's out to tell you he doesn't jive with your system. How do you connect to him? How do you restore him?
posted by cavalier at 2:04 PM on June 25, 2007


Why is it that bad boys are always so darn attractive?
posted by dances_with_sneetches at 2:08 PM on June 25, 2007


¡More Ink!
posted by taosbat at 2:09 PM on June 25, 2007


Prisoner kills officer at Utah hospital.

What a way to go, to be murdered by a moron like this.
posted by KokuRyu at 2:09 PM on June 25, 2007


How do you connect to him?

I'd start with a steady intravenous dose of sodium pentothal, potassium chloride, and tubocurarine.
posted by brain_drain at 2:09 PM on June 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


I guess I can see the point of prison tattoos somewhere, but a swastika on your face? Doesn't that show you never want to get out of prison? (Hi cavalier, I see GMTA.)

I'm reminded also of other tattoos done by Nazis, but those were less conspicuous.
posted by davy at 2:09 PM on June 25, 2007


How do you restore him?

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 2:10 PM on June 25, 2007


He looks like such a nice young (white) man.
posted by Pollomacho at 2:12 PM on June 25, 2007


I'm not usually big on "eye for an eye", but I'd love them to punish this fuck by knocking his ass out and laser-removing those tatoos.
posted by tristeza at 2:14 PM on June 25, 2007


Does having swastikas tattooed on your face keep you from being raped in prison? If so, is that because it makes you too damn ugly to go anywhere near?
posted by davy at 2:19 PM on June 25, 2007


iamck: "Will his head explode after every inch of white skin is covered in racist black ink?"

That was exactly my thought... wtf?
posted by symbioid at 2:21 PM on June 25, 2007


Doesn't Utah still use firing squads? His next tat should be some sort of a target, like maybe crosshairs?!
posted by Standeck at 2:24 PM on June 25, 2007


Gee, I wonder how they caught him?

I give up! How did they catch him?
posted by infinitywaltz at 2:24 PM on June 25, 2007


I assume he'll be executed now anyway.
posted by empath at 2:25 PM on June 25, 2007


Maybe he was born taht way. Should not mock!
posted by Anything at 2:26 PM on June 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


There's no such thing as bad publicity.

Amiright, Arby's?
posted by The Card Cheat at 2:27 PM on June 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


I think this is one of those news items where pretty much 99.9% of people that read it will be in agreement that the person involved is a real piece of shit who should get the book thrown at him. In that sense, it's enjoyable.
posted by Rhomboid at 2:28 PM on June 25, 2007


But how the frack do you rehab this guy? Clearly he's out to tell you he doesn't jive with your system. How do you connect to him? How do you restore him?

It's very likely that the only "connection" or "restoration" this guy will experience will be through the perfunctory rituals performed one day upon his corpse.
posted by ogre at 2:28 PM on June 25, 2007


Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.
posted by spock at 2:31 PM on June 25, 2007 [5 favorites]


But how the frack do you rehab this guy? Clearly he's out to tell you he doesn't jive with your system. How do you connect to him? How do you restore him?

Well, he's already convicted of multiple felonies, then killed a cop and attempted an escape. I think we're past the whole "rehab" thing at this point.
posted by nax at 2:32 PM on June 25, 2007


I'd start with a steady intravenous dose of sodium pentothal, potassium chloride, and tubocurarine.

With a .30-06 chaser.

I mean, it is Utah, after all.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 2:35 PM on June 25, 2007


This man is the personification of a photo in the paper that someone absently doodles on as they chat over the phone.
posted by jeremy b at 2:35 PM on June 25, 2007 [2 favorites]


Is that the word FUN on his chin? er... what?
posted by Artw at 2:39 PM on June 25, 2007


I didn't know SS stood for Slim Shady. Learn something new every day.
posted by kuujjuarapik at 2:40 PM on June 25, 2007


Does having swastikas tattooed on your face keep you from being raped in prison? If so, is that because it makes you too damn ugly to go anywhere near?

No, but maybe having a fake asshole tattooed somewhere might work.
posted by Eekacat at 2:44 PM on June 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


Fake asshole? This guy looks like the real thing to me.
posted by lekvar at 2:51 PM on June 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


Everyone knows skinheads go to Arby's to pick up retired mexican hookers. Dude you still got somethin' on your face...
posted by MapGuy at 2:52 PM on June 25, 2007


My money's on him getting shanked by a guy with "1984" tattooed under one eye.
posted by Cyrano at 3:11 PM on June 25, 2007


I'll bet Jolene is just tickled pink that he's her property. As are Van Halen and Styx that this walking POS "honored" them in ink (under his EYES - ye gods, didn't that freaking HURT?!?). And I'm pretty sure that tattooing the inside of your ear is a sign that there's something very, very wrong with you.

I have to confess, though, I laughed at the picture of him in glasses. How do they manage to make him look almost normal? As if maybe getting all that ink was something he did as a stupid kid, and now he's just a studious guy. Who hates everyone on the planet, starting first and foremost with himself.

Sad. And weird. And scary as hell. I still like my tats, but this makes me think about them a little. Of course, none of them are swastikas...
posted by jennaratrix at 3:23 PM on June 25, 2007


... or on my face.
posted by jennaratrix at 3:24 PM on June 25, 2007


This could all have been avoided if someone had taken him bowling.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:24 PM on June 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


dammit, crash

*spends 99 cents on iTunes*
posted by BitterOldPunk at 3:47 PM on June 25, 2007


Eekacat writes 'No, but maybe having a fake asshole tattooed somewhere might work.'

I doubt it. You really wouldn't want your assailant to cut you a new one because he couldn't get his dick into your taint.

My guess is that he's just happier sucking Aryan Brotherhood cock than he is being rented out by the brothers for a pack a week.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 3:57 PM on June 25, 2007


My understanding it that the judge at his pretrial has already banned the words "murder," "gun" and "tattoo" since they might unfairly prejudice the jury.
posted by Joey Michaels at 4:17 PM on June 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


but he didn't ban asshole because it is just too true
posted by caddis at 5:23 PM on June 25, 2007


See, jaydar? People that look scary are scary.
posted by Deathalicious at 5:23 PM on June 25, 2007


Huh, I only count 3 brutal-prison-rape comments so far... come on, you guys just aren't even trying anymore!
posted by hincandenza at 5:24 PM on June 25, 2007


I saved this from the last time
posted by Iron Rat at 5:24 PM on June 25, 2007


Tsk Tsk. He got caught because of the racist tattoos on his face. This is why all my racist tattoos are on my ass. My face is covered with tattoos of pandas kissing unicorns.
posted by Astro Zombie at 5:47 PM on June 25, 2007 [1 favorite]


Allgier is a plant, a puppet propped up by the liberal elite media to make white conservatives look like idiots.
posted by Anne Coulter's Butt Plug at 5:48 PM on June 25, 2007


Don't forget about this guy.
posted by Tube at 6:12 PM on June 25, 2007


I wanna see Saturday Night Live, cover this like one of those dick over head, Arby's commercials.
posted by Oyéah at 6:22 PM on June 25, 2007


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