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If you're itching to spend your hard-earned money on a Little Mermaid lollipop (or paddle ball), a Gene Simmons Plasma Light, an Emo Girls doll, a Caddy Shack gopher, Barbie's pooping dog, South Park's Mr. Hankey, an Insultinator, or other strange and silly products, check out Mike Mozart's collection of fun reviews first. [YouTube videos, approx. 2 to 3 mins. each]
posted by amyms (14 comments total)
You know, just because you write FUNNY in all caps, it doesn't automatically make your toy reviews funny. You'd think it would, but it doesn't.
posted by padraigin at 4:07 PM on September 12, 2007

Well maybe not just caps, by COMIC SANS in caps is pretty funny.
posted by Sailormom at 4:13 PM on September 12, 2007

CaddyShack Gopher Toy Review Michael Mozart OMG WTF Dumbass

Yep... exactly.
posted by psmealey at 4:19 PM on September 12, 2007

Appalling. Forced.

The little mermaid clip was uncomfortable on many levels and destroyed my desire to watch anything else by this man ever again.
posted by boo_radley at 4:22 PM on September 12, 2007

The little mermaid clip was uncomfortable on many levels

I liked it for that reason.
posted by fleetmouse at 4:25 PM on September 12, 2007

Aww... Rough crowd... I thought the reviews were fun because they're so "forced" and "uncomfortable." Mike Mozart is obviously trying a little too hard (especially if he's the one labelling his own videos as "FUNNY!!!") but he comes across as kind of a loveable dork.
posted by amyms at 4:45 PM on September 12, 2007

Oh, you're supposed to laugh at him? Well, that changes everything!
posted by soundofsuburbia at 4:51 PM on September 12, 2007 [1 favorite]

What a loveable dork. I hope I never see anything by him ever again.
posted by Citizen Premier at 5:04 PM on September 12, 2007

MetaFilter: You're a completely gross, freaky, ugly, boring, obnoxious, greasy, sneaky, nerd-bonehead.
posted by Smart Dalek at 6:45 PM on September 12, 2007

Barbie's pooping dog has been recalled because the magnets could rip out a baby's insides, or something like that.

I have a Caddyshack 2 yellow golf jacket my husband won, never worn, with the tags still on. We went to the premiere, won some tickets from a radio station, and then he answered a trivia question to win the jacket. Too bad the movie sucked so bad we just stuck the golf jacket in the closet and forgot about it.
posted by misha at 7:57 PM on September 12, 2007

"Barbie feeds the poops BACK to Tanner as Treats."

No no no. It's cat or ferret poops that make good doggie treats, as my mutt Joey demonstrates daily.

And misha, that jacket might fetch a pretty penny on eBay. Have you seen "The 40 Year Old Virgin"? Consider too that people buy stinky old torn-up sneakers because they're "emo" -- find a good adjective and people will buy cat or ferret poop. (Can ferret turds be "emo"?)
posted by davy at 11:19 PM on September 12, 2007

batshitinsane tag?
posted by danman_d at 12:26 AM on September 13, 2007

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really don't like that guy. At all. I think I know what the guidance counselor meant back in second grade when she told us to trust our feelings when grown-ups made us uncomfortable, even when they seemed friendly. I think I feel the need to tell a trusted adult, such as a doctor, teacher or parent, about my feelings.

(Not implying that the guy is, or might be, a pedophile. Just that he totally makes my skin crawl).
posted by cilantro at 7:09 AM on September 13, 2007

I liked some of the Emo Girl's "dialogue" but got tired of it really really fast.
posted by arcticwoman at 10:18 AM on September 13, 2007

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