private joker
September 13, 2007 9:31 PM   Subscribe

posted by vronsky (26 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite
you suck.
posted by autodidact at 9:41 PM on September 13, 2007

This is one of the better video mashups I've seen.
posted by borkingchikapa at 9:52 PM on September 13, 2007

posted by Blazecock Pileon at 9:58 PM on September 13, 2007

Haha. I loved it.
posted by phaedon at 10:01 PM on September 13, 2007

In Metafilter your post doesn't blow, it sucks.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 10:01 PM on September 13, 2007

The only reason I loaded that clip 3 times was to picture the actual movie in my third eye. I suck at liking video mashups. Full Metal Jacket is awesome, though. Oooorah, Kubric. Oooorah, Armey. We need a moderator like that.
posted by BeerFilter at 10:22 PM on September 13, 2007

I laughed. It's still terrible.
posted by tehloki at 10:52 PM on September 13, 2007 [1 favorite]

That is just so wrong. But funny.
posted by Liosliath at 10:52 PM on September 13, 2007

private joker. Funny.

I like cognitive dissonance. Another culture contrast: potty trained bobcat.
posted by nickyskye at 10:56 PM on September 13, 2007

ha! i was just watching FMJ the other day. this is great!
posted by joeblough at 12:02 AM on September 14, 2007

It seems like video mashups are almost always less than the sum of the parts. This was good, but Full Metal Jacket itself is a lot better than good, and that scene was one of the best ever.
posted by BrotherCaine at 12:26 AM on September 14, 2007

It needs more logos in the bottom right corner.
posted by Eideteker at 3:27 AM on September 14, 2007

uhmm.. NOT FUNNY
posted by rxrfrx at 4:38 AM on September 14, 2007 [2 favorites]

Hehe private Snowball. I'm guessing that was the inspiration for this whole mashup
posted by nola at 5:00 AM on September 14, 2007

Anyone seen SCROOGED? (1988, Bill Murray)... in the movie he's at TV Exec who's lost his mind. Anyway, he produces something similar starring Lee Majors. Check it out. Fun.
posted by fatcatslimslim at 7:52 AM on September 14, 2007

Wait, I tried to post the link to the LEE MAJORS thing I mentioned above but it didn't work.... Try this. Really, it's worth a look if you liked this.
posted by fatcatslimslim at 7:53 AM on September 14, 2007

That made me laugh out loud. Santa needs to run a tight ship it today's competitive marketplace, what with those commie ass pickers in China actually shitting out Tiffany cufflinks on demand - j/k.

R. Lee Ermey is such a bad ass. He'd be an awesome grandpa I have no doubt. Mail Call is like a peek at what a day with PaPa Ermey would be like for a young kid.

Kid (okay, me) - "PaPa Ermey, I'm bored. What are we going to do today."

E - "Bored?! Why you little mouth breathing maggot, only boring people are bored. Are you boring, private brainfart?

K (m) - Sir, no sir!

E - Excellent answer, you walking skinflute! Now how about we go out to the range and launch some watermelons out of an old middle ages weapon they called the Trebuchet. Would that satisfy your pointless need for constant excitement, you panty sniffing shitstain?!

K (m) - Sir, yes sir!

E - That's the kind of crisp answer I expect. Now strap your ass in to that M151 Mutt out there and we'll be on our way.

And thanks Mr.Encyclopedia for posting that other one. It's been a while since I've seen it.
posted by strontiumdog at 7:58 AM on September 14, 2007 [4 favorites]

Oh my god.. I cant favorite strontium's comment enough.. I can not breathe im laughing so hard.
posted by jlowen at 8:43 AM on September 14, 2007

Oh. When I saw the nsfw tag, I got all excited, but then I realized it was a different north pole than I was expecting...
posted by hincandenza at 9:06 AM on September 14, 2007

I watched your bobcat link nickyskye, and my first thought was that, hmmm, I've seen cats pooping in the toilet before.. what makes this one special? Then I watched it again and realized that the video takes on a whole new dimension when you imagine that the bobcat is not a pet, but the owner of the house who has been transformed into a bobcat by a malevolent force, or maybe he just woke up one morning and realized that he had been transmogrified into a bobcat a la Gregor Samsa.. then.. I passed out.

and didact and blazecock, your puny criticisms cannot hurt me because I am.. IRONMAN
posted by vronsky at 10:00 AM on September 14, 2007

Heh, thanks jlowen.

Oh man, I watched the Ironman HD trailer last night. Wow, what a cheap thrill that gave me. I hope the movie is as good and cheesy as that trailer.
posted by strontiumdog at 10:14 AM on September 14, 2007

Holy crap, is that a juvenile Jon Stewart at 1:06 in Mr. Encyclopedia's version?!?
posted by Pollomacho at 11:52 AM on September 14, 2007

Metafilter: I suck at liking this.
posted by found missing at 3:05 PM on September 14, 2007 [1 favorite]

From the opposite end of the world, Cops: McMurdo.
posted by Ogre Lawless at 3:45 PM on September 14, 2007

Awesome! I loved it.
posted by OmieWise at 7:26 AM on September 18, 2007

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