Fuck The Mayberry Away

September 16, 2007 9:24 AM

Fuck the Mayberry Away. In which Peaches shakes her skinny groove thing with Barney Fife an’ them.
posted by jason's_planet (43 comments total)

Impressive.
posted by Pope Guilty at 9:32 AM on September 16, 2007

Can I use ma bullet now, Andy?
posted by kuujjuarapik at 9:33 AM on September 16, 2007 [3 favorites]

are we sure that's peaches in the video?
posted by timory at 9:38 AM on September 16, 2007

Ah dunno. I suspect she's a stand-in.
posted by jason's_planet at 9:48 AM on September 16, 2007

That's Britney.
posted by phaedon at 9:57 AM on September 16, 2007

So, this is a fan-made video with some broad in it.
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 10:01 AM on September 16, 2007

Very close to talentless.
posted by wfc123 at 10:07 AM on September 16, 2007

This is fucking terrible. She could have inserted herself in anything to the same effect. Stuff like this is amusing only when you edit it so it looks as if the original material is reacting to the edited in interloper, but there was very little of that here. And yeah, Peaches is hideous and that girl was sort of cute, so definitely not Peaches.
posted by Falconetti at 10:08 AM on September 16, 2007

Oh! That is truly wonderful! "Suckin' on mah titties" indeed!
posted by Turtles all the way down at 10:09 AM on September 16, 2007

Funny to see her on Mefi. Just spotted Peaches at White Trash last week.
posted by muckster at 10:15 AM on September 16, 2007

i'm moving to the country ...
posted by pyramid termite at 10:16 AM on September 16, 2007

"Sucking on my titties like you want me"

Other then nursing, is there any other way to suck on titties?
posted by delmoi at 10:26 AM on September 16, 2007

Here's the real peaches.
posted by delmoi at 10:29 AM on September 16, 2007

delmoi: You might just be being polite? "Why, thank you, my dear - you're too kind!"
posted by tiny crocodile at 10:46 AM on September 16, 2007

Ah. This link is a perfect example of the most meh of the web. More them kind peaches. I'll be in the kitchen sticking my head in a blender.
posted by ZachsMind at 10:56 AM on September 16, 2007

I heard that IRL Peaches is a virgin.
posted by jtron at 10:58 AM on September 16, 2007

IS THERE NOTHING SACRED!!!

Aunt B. is rolling in her grave.
posted by tkchrist at 10:58 AM on September 16, 2007

Welcome back, tk.
posted by miss lynnster at 11:11 AM on September 16, 2007

Aunt B. is pegging me in the ass with a purple penetrator strap on!!!!!
posted by Henry C. Mabuse at 11:14 AM on September 16, 2007

I watched the link delmoi posted, but I'm confused - is that Patty or Selma?
posted by tristeza at 11:18 AM on September 16, 2007 [1 favorite]

Gonna eat me a lot of them peaches !
posted by elpapacito at 11:23 AM on September 16, 2007

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_{(I can't believe I missed all the fun in that thread)}.
posted by delmoi at 11:24 AM on September 16, 2007

The only Peachez that matterz.
posted by hermitosis at 11:38 AM on September 16, 2007

Aunt Bee. Not Aunt B. And here's the grave she's rolling in.
posted by pracowity at 11:58 AM on September 16, 2007

Peaches and Herb.
posted by doctor_negative at 12:02 PM on September 16, 2007

This entire thread has shortened my life by minutes.
posted by jeffamaphone at 12:13 PM on September 16, 2007 [1 favorite]

All these and not this?
posted by Abiezer at 1:12 PM on September 16, 2007

Sure, she talks dirty, but her music and her schtick are fucking boring.
posted by Evstar at 1:17 PM on September 16, 2007

If that was Peaches, she has never looked better.
posted by sourwookie at 1:22 PM on September 16, 2007

Whatcha gonna do with all that tripe, all that tripe coming out your pipe? I'm gonna gonna make you wipe, make you wipe.
posted by ewagoner at 1:25 PM on September 16, 2007

And she can't dance.
posted by Samizdata at 1:27 PM on September 16, 2007

Captain Beefheart - Peaches - live
posted by Joeforking at 2:21 PM on September 16, 2007

Some people are allergic. Some people like fruity tarts.
posted by DenOfSizer at 2:43 PM on September 16, 2007

Mayberry R.I.P.
posted by rob511 at 4:01 PM on September 16, 2007

Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches...

How do you like them peaches?
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 4:06 PM on September 16, 2007

That's not Peaches.

It doesn't even sound like her.
posted by empath at 5:37 PM on September 16, 2007

nah, the song is definitely peaches. that girl is lip-synching it.
posted by timory at 6:01 PM on September 16, 2007

I think the song is Peaches, because you can hear the audience behind her sometimes...but the girl...not Peaches.
posted by dejah420 at 7:30 PM on September 16, 2007

Wow. It's been a long time since I heard that song, like early 2001. A friend and I went through a little Peaches phase around then. It ended after we saw her on tour. Not that she sucked or anything, just played out. My buddy went to a wedding around then and met a stripper who was a friend of a friend. He introduced her to the CD. Sounded like good work music to her, and she immediately went out to buy it before her next shift.

Peaches definitely has a number of stripper fans. I wonder if that song became a staple in the XXX clubs.

Good video. Not the most skillful editing but good enough.

And another voice in the chorus saying the chick in the video is not Peaches.
posted by BigSky at 8:37 PM on September 16, 2007

Wow, that just...sucked. On mah titties, presumably. Awful. So awful in fact that "My Humps" just went up a little bit in my esteem. Even the mix on the song was crap.
posted by davejay at 9:22 PM on September 16, 2007

I enjoyed it.
posted by Iron Rat at 10:26 PM on September 16, 2007

yeah I enjoyed it too. (Missing out on the cultural connection of the '50's show)
posted by marvin at 11:50 PM on September 16, 2007

Sometimes something sucks so bad that lining up to say so seems like the only rational thing to do. She really just sucked the talent out of the room. Horridly pointless.
posted by Emperor SnooKloze at 3:45 AM on September 18, 2007