October 9, 2007
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This post was deleted for the following reason: When you're backlinking a whole string of recent posts and presenting it as Yet Another, I think we've pretty much worn out the Republican Gay Sex Sting news thing. -- cortex
I have used it before, and I am sure I will again.
What is the hardest thing about being a Republican?
Telling your parents you are gay.
posted by Mr_Zero at 8:37 PM on October 9, 2007 [6 favorites]
What is the hardest thing about being a Republican?
Telling your parents you are gay.
posted by Mr_Zero at 8:37 PM on October 9, 2007 [6 favorites]
Yawn. Yes, most republicans are closeted homosexual hypocrites. What's your point?
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 8:38 PM on October 9, 2007
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 8:38 PM on October 9, 2007
Ironmouth, can you please link to the original? I'm not seeing it.
posted by Kickstart70 at 8:38 PM on October 9, 2007
posted by Kickstart70 at 8:38 PM on October 9, 2007
Sextuple.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 8:39 PM on October 9, 2007
posted by Armitage Shanks at 8:39 PM on October 9, 2007
May I suggest that we rename this frisky breed of Republican Los SuperTubers TM in honor of Larry Craig's favorite snack?
posted by maryh at 8:42 PM on October 9, 2007
posted by maryh at 8:42 PM on October 9, 2007
Oh...so Ironmouth was talking about the re-"public can"?
Sorry, for not getting the joke then making a worse one.
posted by Kickstart70 at 8:44 PM on October 9, 2007 [1 favorite]
Sorry, for not getting the joke then making a worse one.
posted by Kickstart70 at 8:44 PM on October 9, 2007 [1 favorite]
Yawn. Yes, most republicans are closeted homosexual hypocrites. What's your point?
Well it makes me laugh a little each time I hear one of these stories. Stay classy Joey DiFatta. Stay classy.
posted by Mr_Zero at 8:46 PM on October 9, 2007
Well it makes me laugh a little each time I hear one of these stories. Stay classy Joey DiFatta. Stay classy.
posted by Mr_Zero at 8:46 PM on October 9, 2007
Oh yay. The part where it's okay for libruls to make gay jokes. 'Cuz m'boy, I've got some zingers I've been waiting to tell.
posted by roll truck roll at 8:49 PM on October 9, 2007
posted by roll truck roll at 8:49 PM on October 9, 2007
I was afraid of this. This is clearly a copy cat crime. I blame Larry Craig.
posted by Sailormom at 8:51 PM on October 9, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Sailormom at 8:51 PM on October 9, 2007 [1 favorite]
No, it's not okay for 'libruls' to make gay jokes.
But it's faaaaabulous for anyone to make fun of hypocritical idiots who hide their gay tendencies and look for anonymous sex in public bathrooms. Really. I'm sure just about everyone here will give you permission.
posted by Kickstart70 at 8:53 PM on October 9, 2007 [3 favorites]
But it's faaaaabulous for anyone to make fun of hypocritical idiots who hide their gay tendencies and look for anonymous sex in public bathrooms. Really. I'm sure just about everyone here will give you permission.
posted by Kickstart70 at 8:53 PM on October 9, 2007 [3 favorites]
Man, I bet it would have been a hell of a shocker for Larry Craig and Joey DiFatta to end up seeking gay sex in the same washroom.
I wonder if they'd go for it or each just claim they were part of an investigation into the 'immorality of society as created by the liberal media'.
Then go for it.
posted by Kickstart70 at 8:55 PM on October 9, 2007 [2 favorites]
I wonder if they'd go for it or each just claim they were part of an investigation into the 'immorality of society as created by the liberal media'.
Then go for it.
posted by Kickstart70 at 8:55 PM on October 9, 2007 [2 favorites]
He's also fat.
posted by fleetmouse at 8:55 PM on October 9, 2007
posted by fleetmouse at 8:55 PM on October 9, 2007
"I want to play with you?" Jesus. These closeted gay Republicans really need to work on their pickup lines.
posted by brundlefly at 8:56 PM on October 9, 2007
posted by brundlefly at 8:56 PM on October 9, 2007
Man, I thought gay guys were supposed to be cool. Turns out they're all republicans! TV lied! They're not well-dressed at all!
posted by blacklite at 8:58 PM on October 9, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by blacklite at 8:58 PM on October 9, 2007 [1 favorite]
But it's faaaaabulous for anyone to make fun of hypocritical idiots
Is he publicly anti-gay, however? Not every Republican is a bigot. Just a lot of them.
posted by brundlefly at 8:59 PM on October 9, 2007
Is he publicly anti-gay, however? Not every Republican is a bigot. Just a lot of them.
posted by brundlefly at 8:59 PM on October 9, 2007
I admire the balls he had to have listed "Defend our conservative values from attacks by extreme liberal groups", as a goal in The Di Fatta Plan.
posted by Mr_Zero at 9:00 PM on October 9, 2007
posted by Mr_Zero at 9:00 PM on October 9, 2007
From the link:
Another elected official was caught toe-tapping in the boys room. (bold added for emphasis)
posted by Poolio at 9:01 PM on October 9, 2007
Another elected official was caught toe-tapping in the boys room. (bold added for emphasis)
posted by Poolio at 9:01 PM on October 9, 2007
if you want a picture of the future, imagine a shoe tapping on a bathroom floor - forever
posted by pyramid termite at 9:04 PM on October 9, 2007 [8 favorites]
posted by pyramid termite at 9:04 PM on October 9, 2007 [8 favorites]
Quote from his website: "Defend our conservative values from attacks by extreme liberal groups"
posted by Kickstart70 at 9:05 PM on October 9, 2007
posted by Kickstart70 at 9:05 PM on October 9, 2007
good. Out 'em all.
posted by John Kenneth Fisher at 9:10 PM on October 9, 2007
posted by John Kenneth Fisher at 9:10 PM on October 9, 2007
First republicans burned out my sense of outrage, now this. Leave my schadenfreude alone, you bastards!
posted by boo_radley at 9:10 PM on October 9, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by boo_radley at 9:10 PM on October 9, 2007 [1 favorite]
Man, I bet it would have been a hell of a shocker for Larry Craig and Joey DiFatta to end up seeking gay sex in the same washroom.
Nah, they're already are well acquainted with each other from the gay agenda meetings that all homosexuals participate in. How do you think the conservatives know so much about the nefarious child conversion plans of the hairdressers union?
posted by bunnytricks at 9:12 PM on October 9, 2007
Nah, they're already are well acquainted with each other from the gay agenda meetings that all homosexuals participate in. How do you think the conservatives know so much about the nefarious child conversion plans of the hairdressers union?
posted by bunnytricks at 9:12 PM on October 9, 2007
BALLS! BIG HAIRY BONERS! THEY MAKE YOU JIZZ! FUCKING ADMIT IT ALREADY! IT'S NOT THAT HARD! PARDON THE PUN! BUT JUST FUCKING ADMIT. YOU. LOVE! THE. COCK. FUCK! YOU KNOW WHAT? I TAPPED MY FOOT FOR ACTION, TOO! WHEN I WAS SEVENTEEN. THEN I CAME OUT OF THE BATHROOM STALL. OR CLOSET. WHATEVER. JUST FUCKING DO IT. FUCK!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? HOW DO YOU GET PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR THE LOT OF YOU? YOU'RE STUPID, GREEDY, IGNORANT CHILDREN, ALL OF YOU, AND BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID, GREEDY, IGNORANT CHILDREN YOU WILL ALWAYS GET CAUGHT WITH YOUR HAND IN THAT OTHER GUY'S ASS! OR THE COOKIE JAR! WHATEVER! FUCK!!!!!! I THINK I KNOW HOW CHRIS CROCKER FEELS NOW AND SO...
*HEAD ASSPLODES!*
posted by WolfDaddy at 9:25 PM on October 9, 2007 [6 favorites]
*HEAD ASSPLODES!*
posted by WolfDaddy at 9:25 PM on October 9, 2007 [6 favorites]
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