poop LOL

October 24, 2007 11:19 PM

Cheetah poops thru sun roof.
posted by bigmusic (42 comments total)

huh. so it does.
posted by mumkin at 11:33 PM on October 24, 2007 [3 favorites]

Is that what the world is coming to? Cheetas shitting thru sun roofs?
posted by growabrain at 11:39 PM on October 24, 2007 [3 favorites]

Cheetah poops thru sun roof.

That gets my vote for the most straight-forward Mefi link in recent memory.
posted by amyms at 11:57 PM on October 24, 2007 [5 favorites]

most straight-forward Mefi link

yes, but it's a spoiler!
posted by dhruva at 12:12 AM on October 25, 2007 [1 favorite]

yes, but it's a spoiler!

That's true, but the anticipation of the pooping (and the unexpected twist of the toilet-paper-catch) carries the video.
posted by amyms at 12:15 AM on October 25, 2007

Ah, nothing like a bit of cheetah poop humour in the morning to get you started.
posted by dominik at 12:17 AM on October 25, 2007

I loved the serious "I am taking a shit now" expression on the cheetah's face. My dog does it better, though.
posted by KokuRyu at 12:20 AM on October 25, 2007

Remarkably similar to what it was like to run Mac OS X 10.0.
posted by tepidmonkey at 12:24 AM on October 25, 2007 [2 favorites]

Poop is funny!

What?
posted by ambilevous at 12:29 AM on October 25, 2007

See I read it as cheetah pops through sunroof.

Then I clicked on the link, and realized my mistake.
posted by LarryC at 12:32 AM on October 25, 2007

Sounds like the perfect pet for someone's girlfriend.
posted by knave at 12:45 AM on October 25, 2007 [1 favorite]

I was in the hell that is Vegas recently. A friend was telling us about how the lions at the MGM Grand, who live in an enclosure that includes a lucite bridge that allows the tourists to see the lions pass over their heads, would regularly relieve themselves with gusto to the horror of the viewers under the glass. He wondered if the precise aim of the big cats might point to something, you know, deliberate in their actions. My husband asked, "If these guys were housecats, would you have any doubt?"
posted by maryh at 12:50 AM on October 25, 2007

I hope someone does a monkey cum post, cause that combined with this cheetah shit post and the elephant piss post will cause metafilter to form a singularity.
posted by aerotive at 12:58 AM on October 25, 2007 [1 favorite]

aerotive, you asked for it.
Now the earth will implode.
Happy?
posted by maryh at 1:17 AM on October 25, 2007

I am not a cheetah and I have never pooped through a sunroof.

God knows there've been times when I've been tempted, though.
posted by stavrosthewonderchicken at 1:32 AM on October 25, 2007

I went to the zoo, and the tiger peed on me. I guess he owns me now.
posted by damo at 1:32 AM on October 25, 2007 [2 favorites]

There is an underground porn industry here and I'm going to coke it up the wazoo.
posted by stavrogin at 2:10 AM on October 25, 2007

That's from Big Cat Diary. Pretty most of the time and full of 'ahhh cute' moments but it just sends me to sleep. Oh and I remember I was eating my Sunday tea when I first saw that. Nice.
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 3:22 AM on October 25, 2007

Should a cheetah present its rear end
And perversely decline to descend
From the roof of your Jeep,
Sir, upholstery ain't cheap:
One should buy it a box of Depends^®.
posted by rob511 at 3:51 AM on October 25, 2007 [7 favorites]

I like cheetahs, but I had no idea they were so smart! This is exactly the right thing to do when strange men in SUVs are spying on you. Who knew Eddie Murphy had it so wrong with those bananas?
posted by Goofyy at 6:06 AM on October 25, 2007

shitty single-link youtube cheetah post
posted by LordSludge at 6:13 AM on October 25, 2007

Dude. GET OUT OF THE CAR.
posted by kittens for breakfast at 6:23 AM on October 25, 2007

Fastest land animal? Not when they're pooin'.
posted by kirkaracha at 6:37 AM on October 25, 2007 [1 favorite]

Better poop than teeth or claws coming through the sunroof.
posted by djrock3k at 7:00 AM on October 25, 2007

If that vehicle is a Land Rover, I'd say that cheetah is the first automobile reviewer of its species.
posted by spock at 7:09 AM on October 25, 2007

I feel that I was misled by the post title. I'd like my money back.
posted by ColdChef at 7:18 AM on October 25, 2007

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why the big cats are the most awesomest animals.

I CAN HAS IMODIUM?
posted by fuse theorem at 7:19 AM on October 25, 2007

This seems like an appropriate thread to shit in.
posted by Abiezer at 7:23 AM on October 25, 2007

nature is teh awesome.
posted by killy willy at 7:40 AM on October 25, 2007

One of my rabbits climbed on top of the others' cage and peed through the top of the cage into the food dish. Before this, I thought rabbits were dumb. Now I have proper respect.
posted by arcticwoman at 7:44 AM on October 25, 2007

Sorry, not a big fan of scatological humour.
posted by GhostintheMachine at 7:45 AM on October 25, 2007

Cheetah Poops. Now that's an awesome band name.
posted by grabbingsand at 8:08 AM on October 25, 2007

See I read it as cheetah pops through sunroof.

Same here. I was disappointed.
posted by Foosnark at 8:15 AM on October 25, 2007

Hey, can someone tell me what this video's about before I click the link?
posted by shmegegge at 8:42 AM on October 25, 2007

A previous cat-o-mine was once inadvertently locked up in our bedroom for a few hours. He found a magazine, flipped it open, pooped inside, and closed it back up.

Someone should make a video of a cheetah doin' that.
posted by lordaych at 9:13 AM on October 25, 2007

This isn't exactly a cheetah popping in through a sun-roof, but it's cool regardless.
posted by deborah at 9:47 AM on October 25, 2007

Culturally, we're getting very close to "Ow! My balls!"

(on the other hand, I did chuckle at the evil-mindedness of the cheetah)
posted by socratic at 10:04 AM on October 25, 2007

That cheetah takes longer to poop than my Uncle Morty, who has been known to write novelettes while he strains to loosen his bowels.
posted by Astro Zombie at 2:45 PM on October 25, 2007

Cheetah Poops. Now that's an awesome band name.

nope, sorry, it's not.
posted by Hat Maui at 4:14 PM on October 25, 2007

These big cats know just what they are doing.
posted by madamjujujive at 8:04 PM on October 25, 2007

Knowing the cheetah's reputation for speed, I was expecting a zippy orange blur to shoot by and spray liquid feces all over the inside of the vehicle with astounding speed.

Darn.
posted by tehloki at 12:08 AM on October 26, 2007

That's nothing. A real man would've shat right back. BAM!
posted by Anything at 4:47 PM on October 26, 2007