your clothes want to die
October 30, 2007 1:23 PM Subscribe
Alarmingly, these are not lovesick zombies. Remember this game? Same guy, new game, same descent into madness.
The gameplay sucks. Sloppy controls, and it's hard to even make out what's going on. And soooooo derivative. Robotron, anyone?
posted by mr_roboto at 1:36 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by mr_roboto at 1:36 PM on October 30, 2007
I loe%*d i@#t!1!!
posted by googly at 1:47 PM on October 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by googly at 1:47 PM on October 30, 2007 [1 favorite]
This is boring.
posted by clockworkjoe at 1:56 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by clockworkjoe at 1:56 PM on October 30, 2007
It's perfect.
posted by From Bklyn at 2:16 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by From Bklyn at 2:16 PM on October 30, 2007
Well, my expectations have been subverted.
posted by Richard Daly at 2:18 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by Richard Daly at 2:18 PM on October 30, 2007
I hope they get sued for all the epileptic seizures they caused.
posted by TeatimeGrommit at 2:24 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by TeatimeGrommit at 2:24 PM on October 30, 2007
You paid five bucks to say that?
posted by clockworkjoe at 1:56 PM on October 30 [Does anyone know who it's by?] [I found the music to be pretty charming.]
This is boring.
posted by Citizen Premier at 3:13 PM on October 30, 2007
You paid five bucks to say that?
posted by clockworkjoe at 1:56 PM on October 30 [Does anyone know who it's by?] [I found the music to be pretty charming.]
This is boring.
posted by Citizen Premier at 3:14 PM on October 30, 2007
I talked at length with my clothes after playing this, and they have assured me that they do not wish to die. In fact, because they have realized what a fantastic color combination I chose this morning, that they have a new lease on life.
So clearly this game doesn't speak for clothes everywhere.
posted by quin at 3:14 PM on October 30, 2007
So clearly this game doesn't speak for clothes everywhere.
posted by quin at 3:14 PM on October 30, 2007
...my bad.
posted by Citizen Premier at 3:14 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by Citizen Premier at 3:14 PM on October 30, 2007
Bitch at me if you like. It's still boring.
posted by clockworkjoe at 3:17 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by clockworkjoe at 3:17 PM on October 30, 2007
I don't think I enjoyed this, but I'm still not sure.
posted by slogger at 3:27 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by slogger at 3:27 PM on October 30, 2007
I wish I were artistic - that way I could make weird shit nobody really enjoys and call it entertaining and enlightening.
posted by Muddler at 4:56 PM on October 30, 2007
posted by Muddler at 4:56 PM on October 30, 2007
It's like a dark mirror held up to subvert my expectations of the dialectic between Robotron and shitty MS Paint threads.
posted by xthlc at 7:24 AM on October 31, 2007
posted by xthlc at 7:24 AM on October 31, 2007
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