I Am Crack
November 13, 2007 6:03 PM Subscribe
Wack. Crack is wack.
For fuck's sake.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:22 PM on November 13, 2007 [6 favorites]
For fuck's sake.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:22 PM on November 13, 2007 [6 favorites]
WTF? Random crack links? Get off my lawn!
posted by lalochezia at 6:33 PM on November 13, 2007
posted by lalochezia at 6:33 PM on November 13, 2007
Crack isn't glamorous. Or cool. Or kid's stuff.
posted by miss lynnster at 6:33 PM on November 13, 2007 [4 favorites]
posted by miss lynnster at 6:33 PM on November 13, 2007 [4 favorites]
This will be great craic, so it will.
posted by Sk4n at 6:39 PM on November 13, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Sk4n at 6:39 PM on November 13, 2007 [1 favorite]
LEAVE WHITNEY ALONE
posted by mattoxic at 6:52 PM on November 13, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by mattoxic at 6:52 PM on November 13, 2007 [1 favorite]
Crack was huge in the 80s. Just like that, Styx was no longer the country's favorite white rock.
I love moistworks so much.
posted by StopMakingSense at 7:00 PM on November 13, 2007 [1 favorite]
I love moistworks so much.
posted by StopMakingSense at 7:00 PM on November 13, 2007 [1 favorite]
@Ambrosia Voyeur, pyramid termite
Those links are filled with all kinds of win.
The first link in this post, not so much. That shit is fucked up and sad.
posted by strontiumdog at 7:37 PM on November 13, 2007
Those links are filled with all kinds of win.
The first link in this post, not so much. That shit is fucked up and sad.
posted by strontiumdog at 7:37 PM on November 13, 2007
Wikkity wikkity wack. Drugs are bad and stuff. Don't do drugs, or you might end up like the white guy in the first link, with the diaper and the butt sexxors, trading for crack. Which is wack.
posted by dammitjim at 7:45 PM on November 13, 2007
posted by dammitjim at 7:45 PM on November 13, 2007
oh! is this due for deletion? anyway.. i've been holding on to this for so long i may as well let it go:
Metafilter: It's getting bigger and it feels good.
posted by xorry at 8:03 PM on November 13, 2007
Metafilter: It's getting bigger and it feels good.
posted by xorry at 8:03 PM on November 13, 2007
It's was great. It's crack. It gets you really high.
posted by kableh at 8:10 PM on November 13, 2007 [8 favorites]
posted by kableh at 8:10 PM on November 13, 2007 [8 favorites]
and here I was thinking that it was spelled whack.
huh, trying to figure out if I was making an ass of myself, came across this interesting bit.
posted by porpoise at 8:12 PM on November 13, 2007 [1 favorite]
huh, trying to figure out if I was making an ass of myself, came across this interesting bit.
posted by porpoise at 8:12 PM on November 13, 2007 [1 favorite]
I feel some amount of responsibility for this post.
posted by Avenger at 8:22 PM on November 13, 2007
posted by Avenger at 8:22 PM on November 13, 2007
OK, so crack is cheap, gets you laid, causes you to lose weight, it's responsible for the downfall of Styx and Whitney Houston, it's the nexus of PSAs that are almost as good as G.I. Joe and the sentences for crack possession are now more mild.
What can't it do? I have to try this Crack stuff
posted by stavrogin at 8:56 PM on November 13, 2007 [1 favorite]
What can't it do? I have to try this Crack stuff
posted by stavrogin at 8:56 PM on November 13, 2007 [1 favorite]
This will end whack.
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 9:28 PM on November 13, 2007
posted by Civil_Disobedient at 9:28 PM on November 13, 2007
I was looking forward to more interracial gay voyeur porn, but those last two links dashed my hopes. Thanks a lot, Xurando. :(
posted by hjo3 at 10:25 PM on November 13, 2007
posted by hjo3 at 10:25 PM on November 13, 2007
The alley buttsecks happened a block or two away from my childhood home. Hilarious.
posted by blasdelf at 12:02 AM on November 14, 2007
posted by blasdelf at 12:02 AM on November 14, 2007
If you mess with crack, you WILL meet The Zookeeper.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 12:26 AM on November 14, 2007
posted by PeterMcDermott at 12:26 AM on November 14, 2007
I miss DC. I remember riding down the street with my mom a few blocks from our home when I was like eleven or something and seeing some seriously whorish-looking trannie walking down the street. I said, 'Hey, mom. Is that a prostitute?' And my mom said, 'Honey, in DC, prostitutes aren't necessary.'
posted by Football Bat at 2:45 AM on November 14, 2007 [1 favorite]
posted by Football Bat at 2:45 AM on November 14, 2007 [1 favorite]
I was thinking about Britney
Yes Britney
And how her name was almost, but not quite, exactly the same as Whitney.
Yes, Whitney
And I was wondering if they would end up following similar careet trajectories and Ms Spears would end up a shut-in surrounded by ever-dwindling millions, oceans of crack and a vibrator
Or more like Gene Pitney
Yes, Pitney
Found
Dead
in a
Hilton
(I ARE THE PEOPLE'S POET!)
posted by Sparx at 5:53 AM on November 14, 2007 [1 favorite]
Yes Britney
And how her name was almost, but not quite, exactly the same as Whitney.
Yes, Whitney
And I was wondering if they would end up following similar careet trajectories and Ms Spears would end up a shut-in surrounded by ever-dwindling millions, oceans of crack and a vibrator
Or more like Gene Pitney
Yes, Pitney
Found
Dead
in a
Hilton
(I ARE THE PEOPLE'S POET!)
posted by Sparx at 5:53 AM on November 14, 2007 [1 favorite]
Crack in Ireland means having a good day around 00:50 on that video.
posted by micayetoca at 6:35 AM on November 14, 2007
posted by micayetoca at 6:35 AM on November 14, 2007
Metafilter: I would not have stuck my finger in the ass of a guy/girl who was just wearing a diaper.
posted by Nelson at 9:34 AM on November 14, 2007
posted by Nelson at 9:34 AM on November 14, 2007
Crackhead sex on Bagley Avenue, Detroit
Though I started it, I don't think this thread has been MetaFilters finest hour.
posted by Xurando at 11:07 AM on November 14, 2007
Though I started it, I don't think this thread has been MetaFilters finest hour.
posted by Xurando at 11:07 AM on November 14, 2007
Though I started it, I don't think this thread has been MetaFilters finest hour.
Oh, I don't know about that. I, for one, was very encouraged that people can still smoke a little stone and engage in al fresco sex in their twilight years. It kinda gave me hope that it isn't necessarily all downhill from this point and weird transgressive behaviour may still be possible in the months and years ahead.
I'm kinda curious about how Mr. Bagley Avenue managed to perform cunnilingus on that old lady after smoking his rock though. His mouth must have been pretty damn dry. I bet it was like a kitten licking sandpaper.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 3:11 PM on November 14, 2007
Oh, I don't know about that. I, for one, was very encouraged that people can still smoke a little stone and engage in al fresco sex in their twilight years. It kinda gave me hope that it isn't necessarily all downhill from this point and weird transgressive behaviour may still be possible in the months and years ahead.
I'm kinda curious about how Mr. Bagley Avenue managed to perform cunnilingus on that old lady after smoking his rock though. His mouth must have been pretty damn dry. I bet it was like a kitten licking sandpaper.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 3:11 PM on November 14, 2007
For me, taking and posting the Bagley Ave pics is the weird transgressive behaviour.
And do you think the poster called the law on the homeless couple and then documented the destruction of their spot?
posted by Will Duck at 12:14 AM on November 15, 2007
And do you think the poster called the law on the homeless couple and then documented the destruction of their spot?
posted by Will Duck at 12:14 AM on November 15, 2007
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You are crack (per the title of the post).
Crack is whack (per the post itself.)
Therefore.. you are whack? Is that what you were going for? Because I think you may be too hard on yourself. Now, this post, this post is whack, but you? Jury's still out.
For now.
posted by dersins at 6:12 PM on November 13, 2007