IS IT CHRISTMAS?
November 27, 2007 3:27 PM   Subscribe

 
Is this a good post?
posted by finite at 3:30 PM on November 27, 2007


It will be on the 25th.
posted by chococat at 3:31 PM on November 27, 2007


I don't exactly know how best to use this site (I can't imagine a lot of people typing the URL, wondering if it is actually Christmas), but I enjoyed it.
posted by shakespeherian at 3:32 PM on November 27, 2007


Goddamn it, chococat, you could have used the spoiler tag.
posted by chrismear at 3:32 PM on November 27, 2007 [6 favorites]


Will this wendell?
posted by phaedon at 3:33 PM on November 27, 2007


Everyday is Christmas at Metafilter!
posted by never used baby shoes at 3:37 PM on November 27, 2007


WHAT DAY IS IT?
posted by Lentrohamsanin at 3:39 PM on November 27, 2007 [1 favorite]


http://www.imontheinternet.com
posted by turaho at 3:40 PM on November 27, 2007 [4 favorites]


I predict that on Christmas it will say something different than it says now.
posted by everichon at 3:41 PM on November 27, 2007


This is also a good URL for any young children of two lesbian parents who might wish to ask them whether the strange pattern burnt onto their toast is an image of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth. Amen.
posted by the quidnunc kid at 3:42 PM on November 27, 2007 [2 favorites]


Well, this is the first Google result for [is it christmas].

So, in case I were ever on a self-imposed hermitage in a cave with internet access and had restricted myself from forums, instant messaging, and any other medium of social interaction, I would be able to tell when it was time to climb down the mountain and join in the festivities.

A very happy not-Christmas to youuuu!
posted by LogicalDash at 3:42 PM on November 27, 2007


Make sure you sign up for the feed.
http://www.isitchristmas.com/rss.xml
posted by bitslayer at 3:43 PM on November 27, 2007 [3 favorites]


I can't wait for it to say "YES." That will be ever so grand!
posted by brain_drain at 3:44 PM on November 27, 2007


do they even know it's Christmas Time... at all?
posted by porn in the woods at 3:44 PM on November 27, 2007


Is It Tuesday?

All signs point to HELL YEAH (unless you're 9 or more hours east of Pacific Time).
posted by wendell at 3:44 PM on November 27, 2007


I am curious to know what a site called "Is It The Future Yet" would say. I can see it going either way.
posted by everichon at 3:44 PM on November 27, 2007


For those of you, Is It Wednesday Already?
posted by wendell at 3:48 PM on November 27, 2007


Best of the web.
posted by ersatz at 3:50 PM on November 27, 2007


That's all well and good, but is Abe Vigoda still alive?
posted by Bromius at 3:53 PM on November 27, 2007


Christmas marketing before December 1st is an international crime. Christmas carols before December 15th is an offense punishable by death.
posted by ...possums at 3:53 PM on November 27, 2007


Screw all of that. There are more important things to worry about.
posted by miss lynnster at 3:53 PM on November 27, 2007 [1 favorite]


This is all very well, but not really of much practical use.

What I really wanna know is if Paris has gotten her skanky butt tossed into the old hoosegow again?
posted by PareidoliaticBoy at 4:00 PM on November 27, 2007


tl;dr
posted by BitterOldPunk at 4:03 PM on November 27, 2007 [2 favorites]


Tommy doesn't know what day it is
He doesn't know who Jesus was or what praying is
HOW CAN HE BE SAVED?
posted by Parasite Unseen at 4:05 PM on November 27, 2007


In my religion it is Christmas. Flagged offensive.
posted by jeffamaphone at 4:09 PM on November 27, 2007


This seems like a total waste of internets. It's not like they're making any more of them, you know.
posted by everichon at 4:09 PM on November 27, 2007


I saw this a while back. It made me grin then, it made me grin now.

It's just so... authoritative.

There is simply no question, with regard to the whole 'could this be a winter holiday often associated with candy canes and fat home invaders bearing gifts.'

It let's you know in a clear and unambiguous way, that [SPOILER ALERT!] no, it is not, in fact, Christmas.

Fantastic.
posted by quin at 4:13 PM on November 27, 2007


everichon writes "This seems like a total waste of internets. It's not like they're making any more of them, you know.


But I think there is a wealth of other uses for this site. For 364 days of the year, it can be an authoritative NO on just about any topic you can imagine. For example, orthogonality demonstrates an alternative use in his post above.

We just have to be more creative with the internets we have. Reduce, reuse, recycle.
posted by never used baby shoes at 4:16 PM on November 27, 2007


everichon: you're out of the loop: More internets ahoy.
posted by boo_radley at 4:16 PM on November 27, 2007


Every day is Christmas at the house of Astro Zombie.

Jesus, that would make a good song.
posted by Astro Zombie at 4:17 PM on November 27, 2007 [2 favorites]


IS CATURDAY?
posted by Artw at 4:18 PM on November 27, 2007


I've placed the IP address of this site into my hosts file as canihaveapony.com

It's much more effective that way.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 4:19 PM on November 27, 2007 [3 favorites]


It shoulda said: "OH NOOOS!"
posted by DenOfSizer at 4:27 PM on November 27, 2007


Perhaps the best site on the internet, even if it is insufficiently web 2.0.
posted by maxwelton at 4:31 PM on November 27, 2007


DO I NEED A JACKET
posted by cortex at 4:35 PM on November 27, 2007 [5 favorites]


Is It Tuesday?

From the source code:
isltmonday,isittuesday,isitwednesday,isitthursday,isitsaturday and isitsunday.net are not affiliated with isitfriday.net. We don't want your stinkin' money!
posted by rooftop secrets at 4:37 PM on November 27, 2007


Judging from the RSS feed, it's two hours late for me. For four solid hours next month, it's going to be WRONG. and that's BAD.
posted by ardgedee at 4:37 PM on November 27, 2007


A fine site. Very decisive, with little room for ambiguity.
posted by lekvar at 4:37 PM on November 27, 2007


Do I Need Therapy?

(most likely. all of you.)
posted by rooftop secrets at 4:39 PM on November 27, 2007




Heh, wow, that Quiz is worthless. None of those questions are all that meaningful without context.
posted by jeffamaphone at 4:46 PM on November 27, 2007


Did I say "internets"? I meant to say "Wiis".
posted by everichon at 4:47 PM on November 27, 2007


DO I NEED A JACKET

Goddamn it, cortex, I was gonna post that. I check that sie semi-regularly before leaving the house. I love it.
posted by piratebowling at 4:49 PM on November 27, 2007


No, no. It's fucking lame. And so are you.
posted by ghastlyfop at 4:49 PM on November 27, 2007


There is no www.isitlupus.com. There is a www.itsnotlupus.com, but no site asking whether or not it is, in fact, lupus.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 4:54 PM on November 27, 2007


That's all well and good, but is Abe Vigoda still alive?

I got seriously worried when my Firefox Abe Vigoda Status plugin stopped working.
posted by Challahtronix at 5:13 PM on November 27, 2007


Is it soup yet?
posted by Horace Rumpole at 5:24 PM on November 27, 2007


Metafilter: NO
posted by patr1ck at 5:26 PM on November 27, 2007


Is it safe?
posted by JT at 5:39 PM on November 27, 2007


I'm Greek, so I'm thinking it should still say NO on Dec. 25.
posted by nax at 5:41 PM on November 27, 2007


Fun! Reminds me of my roommate's Giger Counter.
posted by darksasami at 5:43 PM on November 27, 2007


It also answers the "Do they know it's Christmas?" question.

Unless if they do in fact know it is Christmas, then it does not.
posted by drezdn at 6:35 PM on November 27, 2007


Is it Friday?
posted by amyms at 6:49 PM on November 27, 2007


Is isithanukkah.com registered?

NO!
posted by jefbla at 6:54 PM on November 27, 2007


Is it a all just commercial hype to convince us to buy things for others they certainly don't need then?
posted by Samuel Farrow at 7:02 PM on November 27, 2007


Need Boolean tag.
posted by empath at 8:04 PM on November 27, 2007


While you losers were sitting around snarking, Google fought off Microsoft and Yahoo to buy the site for $6.7 billion.
posted by dw at 8:39 PM on November 27, 2007 [1 favorite]


Need Boolean tag.

Tag is already Boolean.

It! Not It!
posted by hangashore at 8:45 PM on November 27, 2007 [1 favorite]


I was all "awwwww!" until I looked at the source:

<><><>_uacct = "UA-252618-5";urchinTracker();<>

Boo, hiss.
posted by ZakDaddy at 10:20 PM on November 27, 2007


Still not Christmas.
posted by grouse at 1:23 AM on November 28, 2007


Boo, hiss.

Huh? Getting visitor stats is boo-hissable now?
posted by chrismear at 3:20 AM on November 28, 2007


I'm pretty sure there is am "IS IT CHRISTMAS" graffiti'd on the parking garage near my work. A big spraypainted silver "NO!". It's amazingly accurate. I've been passing it by for months and it's always right.

I can't wait to see it on Christmas.
posted by dirtdirt at 7:33 AM on November 28, 2007


We should tag this with "yes", "no", "maybe" and "idontknow", like every other post in Slashdot is tagged.
posted by Artw at 9:56 AM on November 28, 2007


"Boo hiss" equals "ZakDaddy is ignorant about how website track stuff like this, but he's quickly learning not to trust Google in all its nefarious guises. Despite having three different GMail address and Google Desktop installed at work, heaven help him."
posted by ZakDaddy at 8:41 PM on November 28, 2007


Still not Christmas. 
posted by grouse at 11:51 PM on November 28, 2007


Still not Christmas.
posted by chrismear at 2:47 PM on December 7, 2007


And I'm still not chrismear.

And Francisco Franco is still dead.

And he's still Chevy Chase, and you can still be glad you're not.

And you are NOT an ignorant slut.

And Saturday Night Live is still on the air???

posted by wendell at 3:45 PM on December 7, 2007


Still not Christmas.
posted by grouse at 5:06 AM on December 8, 2007


How about now?
posted by Horace Rumpole at 9:56 AM on December 8, 2007


Well, according to the site, still no. But you can't always trust what you read on the Internet.
posted by grouse at 10:14 AM on December 8, 2007


Someone should Web2.0 it, so that the wisdom of crowds can decide.
posted by Artw at 11:06 AM on December 8, 2007


OK, here's the Web 2.0 version.
posted by grouse at 1:18 PM on December 8, 2007


Cripes. Still not.
posted by PareidoliaticBoy at 7:27 PM on December 10, 2007


Are you sure? You might want to check again. It can sneak up on you, you know.
posted by lekvar at 3:04 PM on December 11, 2007


Can't stop looking.

Gotta check. Gotta know.
Gotta be sure.

posted by cortex at 3:17 PM on December 11, 2007


Yes! YES! It's Christmas! It finally came! It came without boxes! It came without bows!
It came witho--shit.
It's Hanukkah.
posted by chococat at 3:27 PM on December 11, 2007


I hope a bunch of people vote yes when it is Christmas, otherwise, it might never be accurate.
posted by drezdn at 3:35 PM on December 11, 2007


Wikipedia weighs in
posted by grouse at 3:45 PM on December 11, 2007


C3PO understands perfectly. The odds against Christmas being Christmas are 365 to 1.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 10:05 AM on December 12, 2007


Still not Christmas.
posted by grouse at 1:52 AM on December 17, 2007


Yes it is. Yay!
posted by miss lynnster at 3:25 PM on December 17, 2007


Oh, wait. I guess I'm wrong. Dammit! I'm always so bad at this calendar stuff. How do you read those things, again? They're so complex with all of those numbers and boxes and lines and stuff...
posted by miss lynnster at 3:28 PM on December 17, 2007 [1 favorite]


FAIL
posted by grouse at 3:28 PM on December 17, 2007


Wait, so you read calendars from right to left, right? So is tomorrow Christmas? Oh. No. Wait... I think that's next week. Or... yeah. Next week. Nevermind.

Dang. It's so complex.

posted by miss lynnster at 9:56 PM on December 17, 2007


So is tomorrow Christmas?

Lemme check.

No. Sorry.
posted by grouse at 1:26 AM on December 18, 2007


FYI: no.
posted by cortex at 11:13 PM on December 18, 2007


I'm going to be traveling tomorrow, could someone please check for me? kthxbye
posted by grouse at 8:17 AM on December 20, 2007


What if you're Orthodox?
posted by Pollomacho at 8:36 AM on December 20, 2007


Then ortho should probably get a second opinion.
posted by cortex at 8:44 AM on December 20, 2007


Oh cortex. P-U (nny)
posted by Pollomacho at 8:52 AM on December 20, 2007


Today is already tomorrow somewhere, grouse. Still not Christmas! This is getting to be quite an Adventure!
posted by ubiquity at 5:10 PM on December 20, 2007


IS IT FESTIVUS?
posted by grouse at 8:31 PM on December 23, 2007


Not anymore. :-( And still not Christmas.
posted by ubiquity at 8:59 PM on December 23, 2007


Did someone say something about Christmas? Because I heard about Christmas on the radio today and I was curious about it and when it was.
posted by cortex at 1:04 AM on December 24, 2007


I think it's that thing where it stops being 2007 and starts being 2008.
posted by chrismear at 2:12 AM on December 24, 2007


There are rumors flying that it is already Christmas somewhere. Please remember that it is not Official until it happens on the U.S.A. Left Coast, home of MetaFilter, so PLEASE, NO SPOILERS.
posted by wendell at 5:31 AM on December 24, 2007


You're going to need to orient me properly so I can figure out which coast is left. Right now I'm facing the lake, so to the left seems to be the North Pole.

Hey! Wait!
posted by nax at 9:21 AM on December 24, 2007


This is some kind of covert bullshit coverup. According to the Norad site, Santa is in Baghdad, Iraq right now.
posted by chococat at 10:48 AM on December 24, 2007


Man, the people of Iraq always get first dibs on all of the fun.

*Pout.*
posted by miss lynnster at 2:10 PM on December 24, 2007


Still not Christmas.
posted by grouse at 3:09 PM on December 24, 2007


almost.... almost...
posted by Baby_Balrog at 4:03 PM on December 24, 2007


It's Christmas in Europe, but not in America?

No wonder Santa wears red. Stupid Bolshevik. America First!
posted by dw at 4:59 PM on December 24, 2007


The Hannukah Tree in Chelm is lovely this year.
posted by cortex at 6:30 PM on December 24, 2007


The Hannukah Tree in Chelm is dead, that was 11 days ago...
posted by wendell at 6:33 PM on December 24, 2007


Chelm isn't so hot with the calendars, is the thing.
posted by cortex at 6:42 PM on December 24, 2007


Yes!!!
And now I can go to bed after sneakily eating part of the cookie and drinking half of the glass of milk.
Merry Christmas everyone.
posted by chococat at 9:31 PM on December 24, 2007


But... but... Wikipedia disagrees!

I'm oh, so confused...
posted by miss lynnster at 9:46 PM on December 24, 2007


Huh, so it is.
posted by empath at 10:16 PM on December 24, 2007


We need to update the tags.
posted by empath at 10:17 PM on December 24, 2007


It is now one third Christmas and rising.
posted by Artw at 11:51 PM on December 24, 2007


HOLY SHIT DUDES IT IS SO EXTREMELY FUCKING CHRISTMAS RIGHT NOW

*flips the heck out*

posted by cortex at 1:15 AM on December 25, 2007


(Miss Lynnster, wikipedia is an organization which has decided that "trivia" and "notes" are not up to their standards and should be expunged from all of their articles. I would not trust them to determine whether the thing they're touching is their ass or their elbow (in the case of our male pup, when he sits on my feet I swear his ass is made of elbows, so maybe it's a moot point?))
posted by maxwelton at 3:18 AM on December 25, 2007


Still not Christmas.

What? Well, what do I know from Christmas, I'm Jewish.
posted by grouse at 3:58 AM on December 25, 2007


YES
posted by ersatz at 6:43 AM on December 25, 2007


hey, that's strangely satisfying.
posted by ersatz at 6:43 AM on December 25, 2007


Did I miss anything?
posted by chrismear at 5:06 PM on December 25, 2007


YES
posted by wendell at 5:41 PM on December 25, 2007


Getting less Christmas now...
posted by Artw at 8:10 PM on December 25, 2007


HAPPY BOXING DAY!
posted by wendell at 9:07 PM on December 25, 2007


IS IT BOXING DAY?

Not in Texas.
posted by grouse at 9:11 PM on December 25, 2007


Not in Texas.

Well it is here!
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 1:32 AM on December 26, 2007


Hey now, wait a damn minute. I swear it was Christmas.
posted by cortex at 6:10 AM on December 26, 2007


Apparently not.
posted by grouse at 6:52 AM on December 26, 2007


Well, that was fast. :(
posted by miss lynnster at 8:07 AM on December 26, 2007


Cripes. I missed it.
posted by PareidoliaticBoy at 2:07 PM on December 27, 2007


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