Just drawings of bears in ill-fitting hats
December 13, 2007 11:55 AM   Subscribe

 


I don't know, some of those hats fit pretty well.
posted by arcticwoman at 12:01 PM on December 13, 2007


I don't know, some of those hats fit pretty well.

Yeah, that pool should be renamed "Bears in hats," god damn it. Someone contact the authorities about this.
posted by dersins at 12:05 PM on December 13, 2007


Or, if they don't fit, at least they're fitting.
posted by wemayfreeze at 12:05 PM on December 13, 2007


Or, if they don't fit, at least they're fitting.

Maybe it's actually "Bears in Ill, Fitting Hats."
posted by uncleozzy at 12:08 PM on December 13, 2007 [2 favorites]


Or maybe the bears are ill. A few of them looked a bit under the weather.
posted by miss lynnster at 12:09 PM on December 13, 2007


Is the bear in the pope hat shitting in the woods catholic?
posted by These Premises Are Alarmed at 12:12 PM on December 13, 2007


bears in, ill, fitting hats.

that's it. the bears are feeling a little chirpy, so instead they stayed home and are laboring to find the perfect-fitting hat for their little chihuahua babies dogs.

see, i pay attention.
posted by CitizenD at 12:13 PM on December 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Ha ha, that hat doesn't fit that bear at all!
posted by QuarterlyProphet at 12:15 PM on December 13, 2007 [3 favorites]


Wait - the woods are catholic, premises?

Is 'woods catholic' like 'light fantastic'
posted by Mister_A at 12:16 PM on December 13, 2007


?
posted by Mister_A at 12:16 PM on December 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


!
posted by CitizenD at 12:19 PM on December 13, 2007


And just sometimes the internet can be a beautiful place.
posted by slimepuppy at 12:30 PM on December 13, 2007


Bears look really stupid in derbies. They don't look half bad in berets though, especially when they're tilted at a jaunty angle.
posted by iconomy at 12:31 PM on December 13, 2007


Where it all came from (for attribution's sake)
posted by General Malaise at 12:32 PM on December 13, 2007 [4 favorites]


Dese Bears' rhymes are ill.
posted by gauchodaspampas at 12:33 PM on December 13, 2007


They're also in Chicago, Ill.
posted by gauchodaspampas at 12:35 PM on December 13, 2007


When did flickr start admitting illustrations?
posted by signal at 12:55 PM on December 13, 2007


I am so goddamned sick and tired of this LOLURSINEHEADGEAR meme.
posted by FelliniBlank at 12:58 PM on December 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Awesome.

I now want to go find some bears, and put hats on them.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 1:04 PM on December 13, 2007


I don't have time to click through the link, could someone please describe what I'm missing?
posted by Slarty Bartfast at 1:38 PM on December 13, 2007


I suddenly have this wonderful image of gfmoon all camo'ed up, stalking through the woods looking for a wild Kodiak.

After much tracking, she spots a likely subject. She leaps and there is a wild tangle of limbs and roaring, only to result with a very chagrined bear wearing a smallish knit hat trying very hard to look demure, so as not to get it's ass whipped again.
posted by quin at 1:44 PM on December 13, 2007




Grapefruitmoon, You could lure this one with a picnic basket and quickly enhatten it.

This one already has a hat.
posted by Mister_A at 2:05 PM on December 13, 2007


Is 'woods catholic' like 'light fantastic'

No. Not in the least. Sheesh!
posted by The Light Fantastic at 2:23 PM on December 13, 2007


Bears just wear hats different. I don't feel there is any need to stigmatize their hat culture just because they prefer a different fit than we do. THEY HAVE DIFFERENTLY SHAPED HEADS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
posted by Astro Zombie at 3:24 PM on December 13, 2007


Bears look really stupid in derbies. They don't look half bad in berets though, especially when they're tilted at a jaunty angle.

"C'mere, Mr. Chocolate, and let me adjust the angle of that beret."

-- last known words of Timothy Treadwell
posted by FelliniBlank at 3:42 PM on December 13, 2007 [3 favorites]


They have huge, dagger-sharp claws on all four paws that could rip a man apart in one swipe, but do we accessorize them with sensible mittens and rugged work boots?

No, it's all about the hats! "Oh, won't the bear look cute with a jaunty little beret perched over the matted fur of his tick-ridden ear?!"

When you start out with a flawed premise like that, of course there will be design flaws in the finished product.

It's no wonder the hats don't fit. They're lucky they didn't end up with big red noses and baggy suspenders!
posted by misha at 4:00 PM on December 13, 2007


"C'mere, Mr. Chocolate, and let me adjust the angle of that beret.

[Treadwell, whispered] My, aren't you just a saucy little thing. So handsome. Oh, I can't take it anymore. Just one secret little kiss won't hurt anyone, will it Mr. Chocolate? I won't tell if you wont.

[Herzog] These are the actual last, last known words of Timothy Treadwell. What I felt unable to directly show in my film was this cultural taboo that Timothy so eagerly crossed. I attempt to overtly document the taboo by documenting everything but the taboo, and in doing so Timothy's perverse but deep emotional, spiritual and physical love for the bears illuminates itself in its own absence like a thousand suns. Indeed, like Icarus, Timothy's final step across the bridge resulting in the direct confrontation of the overwhelming, violent indifference of Nature itself; and like Icarus, in so doing he is destroyed by that which he sought to love the most.

I feel somewhat unconfident about this treatment but feel it is a passable solution to a daunting puzzle of the human psyche, a puzzle reflected perhaps in each of us in our own endeavours and obsessions.

Our greatest hope, our greatest folly - just bears in silly hats. And tutus.
posted by loquacious at 4:35 PM on December 13, 2007 [1 favorite]


Mister_A: Fun fact, my childhood nickname is "Booboo," yes, after the bear. No, I don't know why. I didn't show an affinity for pick-i-nick baskets or anything. Parents are weird.
posted by grapefruitmoon at 4:47 PM on December 13, 2007


I <3 Loq's diseased little brain.
posted by Parannoyed at 5:56 PM on December 13, 2007


I liked the bit where the bear wore the hat.
posted by kcds at 6:21 PM on December 14, 2007


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