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December 21, 2007 12:58 PM   Subscribe

Christopher Walken riffs on a Christmas classic.
posted by Dipsomaniac (23 comments total)
 
I am so fucking tired of Christopher Walken.
posted by shakespeherian at 1:02 PM on December 21, 2007


Shut up! He'll hear you!
posted by Faint of Butt at 1:06 PM on December 21, 2007


That is the worst santashopped hat ever.
posted by fleetmouse at 1:12 PM on December 21, 2007 [1 favorite]


Man, I've got a craving for champag-nya.
posted by miss lynnster at 1:16 PM on December 21, 2007


It needs a little more cowbell.
posted by cerebus19 at 1:17 PM on December 21, 2007


Christopher Walken riffs on a Christmas classic.

He does nothing of the kind.
posted by shmegegge at 1:24 PM on December 21, 2007


I am so fucking tired of Christopher Walken.

Better thank your lucky stars Christopher Walken isn't fucking tired of you.
posted by katillathehun at 1:25 PM on December 21, 2007 [9 favorites]


Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even this mouse.
For I bit off its head, and shaved off its hair,
Stuck it in Timmy’s stocking, hung from the chimney with care.


Yes, that is totally something christopher walken would write. These parodists have nailed his voice perfectly, and also his notoriously miserable scansion.
posted by shmegegge at 1:27 PM on December 21, 2007


Who are the other fifteen immortals?
posted by The White Hat at 1:31 PM on December 21, 2007


If only there were an audio version!
posted by EatTheWeek at 1:40 PM on December 21, 2007


Yes, that is totally something christopher walken would write.

Seriously. Whoever the fuck decided you could do Walken just by going Cartoon Creepy—without any attention to phrasing, pacing, vocal affectations, a proper sense of grounded, sane-but-is-he menace. Blech.
posted by cortex at 1:43 PM on December 21, 2007


Didn't bother me, because I immediately assumed this was about Michael Jackson.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 1:48 PM on December 21, 2007 [2 favorites]


Sorry, this "Fake Celebrity Blog posting" isn't even half amusing. And I'm easily amused.

Wish there was a "do not want" link.
posted by RockCorpse at 1:53 PM on December 21, 2007


Now this is a Christopher Walkin parody.
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:58 PM on December 21, 2007 [2 favorites]


Any way we can swap Astro Zombie's comment with Dipsomaniac's FPP?
posted by iamkimiam at 2:11 PM on December 21, 2007


The "Walken in LA" piece reads like it was written in response to cortex's comment--spot on. The FPP is cringe-makingly bad.
posted by everichon at 2:55 PM on December 21, 2007


On the other hand, the Walken in LA piece is just an Onion article, so a link to it would have been flagged to death.

On the other other hand, it's also like a billion years old, so single links to The Onion might not have been done to death when it was new.

I don't really know where I'm going with this, but I would sure love some quality Walken linkage.
posted by cortex at 3:01 PM on December 21, 2007


This is useless without audio.

Who are the other fifteen immortals?

Me, AZ, and thirteen other damned souls who are locked in eternal combat to see who can be the One.
posted by quin at 3:02 PM on December 21, 2007


Needs more. . .ellipses.
posted by Feisty at 3:36 PM on December 21, 2007


I wore this uncomfortable parody up my ass for two years..
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 4:43 PM on December 21, 2007 [1 favorite]


And to think I was going to vote for him for president.
posted by Sailormom at 7:15 PM on December 21, 2007


Needs more sleigh bell.
posted by mmoncur at 3:58 AM on December 22, 2007


Now this is a walken well done.
posted by FidelDonson at 10:09 AM on December 22, 2007


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