Moustache Monday
December 24, 2007 1:10 PM Subscribe
Jean Libbera “The Double Bodied Man” and his “brother Jacques. Truly a man of distinction he sports a fine handlebar. He married, had four children, and passed away in 1936 still possessed of both brother and follicular facial adornment.
*my eyes! oh my effing god. yikes.
And happy moustaches to you too. Lurches towards the Pepto-Bismol.
posted by nickyskye at 1:24 PM on December 24, 2007
*my eyes! oh my effing god. yikes.
And happy moustaches to you too. Lurches towards the Pepto-Bismol.
posted by nickyskye at 1:24 PM on December 24, 2007
ok, post Pepto Bismol, scrolling down the page, actually fun. The Eldridge Cleaver "sleeve" is hilarious! Apart from his visionary fashion design, what was Cleaver thinking, going the way of Reagan and becoming a Moonie wannabe?
About his "sleeve" he said:
The way our clothing is designed right now requires a man to wear his genitals in either his right or his left pants leg. There are a lot of implications to that. Scientifically, it’s been determined that that structure generates a lot of heat that has a decomposing effect on sperm. There’s a whole warping effect that comes from wearing your genitals in your pants leg.
There’s a lot of evil in society that comes from clothing. Most of us are completely ignorant of this. One of the things that distinguishes us from animals is that we have the control of our second skin. This is a great power, because we can go underwater, we can go to the moon, we can go to the desert, to Alaska, because we just don’t have scales or hair. We have a technology where we manage our second skin.
This is a sacred responsibility, yet like many other things it is dealt with frivolously. And one of the most obnoxious things that is happening today is what the homosexuals are doing to our clothing.
posted by nickyskye at 1:46 PM on December 24, 2007
About his "sleeve" he said:
The way our clothing is designed right now requires a man to wear his genitals in either his right or his left pants leg. There are a lot of implications to that. Scientifically, it’s been determined that that structure generates a lot of heat that has a decomposing effect on sperm. There’s a whole warping effect that comes from wearing your genitals in your pants leg.
There’s a lot of evil in society that comes from clothing. Most of us are completely ignorant of this. One of the things that distinguishes us from animals is that we have the control of our second skin. This is a great power, because we can go underwater, we can go to the moon, we can go to the desert, to Alaska, because we just don’t have scales or hair. We have a technology where we manage our second skin.
This is a sacred responsibility, yet like many other things it is dealt with frivolously. And one of the most obnoxious things that is happening today is what the homosexuals are doing to our clothing.
posted by nickyskye at 1:46 PM on December 24, 2007
scrolling down the page, actually fun.
...yeah, ha ha, the Sleeve—and look! perversion! Samurai! tentacles! and tentacle porn!
posted by carsonb at 1:56 PM on December 24, 2007
...yeah, ha ha, the Sleeve—and look! perversion! Samurai! tentacles! and tentacle porn!
posted by carsonb at 1:56 PM on December 24, 2007
Thank you, Johnny Depp, but let's just stick to the script shall we?
posted by hal9k at 2:17 PM on December 24, 2007
posted by hal9k at 2:17 PM on December 24, 2007
Put your Eldridge Cleaver back in your pants where it belongs!
posted by freshwater_pr0n at 3:06 PM on December 24, 2007
posted by freshwater_pr0n at 3:06 PM on December 24, 2007
The way our clothing is designed right now requires a man to wear his genitals in either his right or his left pants leg.
This is only sorta true, isn't it? I mean, I'm averagely endowed (or perhaps not, as the case may be) and I never really get the sense that I'm choosing a pant leg to stick it down. Though that sleeve would be a handy place for a roll of quarters. Or an extra tube sock.
posted by maxwelton at 6:14 PM on December 24, 2007
This is only sorta true, isn't it? I mean, I'm averagely endowed (or perhaps not, as the case may be) and I never really get the sense that I'm choosing a pant leg to stick it down. Though that sleeve would be a handy place for a roll of quarters. Or an extra tube sock.
posted by maxwelton at 6:14 PM on December 24, 2007
...yeah, ha ha, the Sleeve—and look! perversion! Samurai! tentacles! and tentacle porn!
And don't forget urine-drinking gypsies!
posted by homunculus at 8:24 PM on December 24, 2007
And don't forget urine-drinking gypsies!
posted by homunculus at 8:24 PM on December 24, 2007
I wish it was Sunday. 'Cuz that's my Fun Day.
posted by miss lynnster at 9:13 PM on December 24, 2007
posted by miss lynnster at 9:13 PM on December 24, 2007
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