National Masturbate-a-thon

April 7, 2001 4:04 PM

National Masturbate-a-thon Come for a cause! Have friends and strangers sponsor you per minute of self-pleasuring. Pick up a Sponsorship Form today!
posted by riley370 (15 comments total)

just dont let these people find out about it
posted by leaveok at 5:57 PM on April 7, 2001

Geez, leaveok, that link is hilarious.

  Myth:But everyone's doing it!
  Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate.

Anyway. I'm pulling for anyone who might want to try their hand in this.
posted by chicobangs at 6:38 PM on April 7, 2001

I'm pulling for anyone who might want to try their hand in this.

I think that would be against the rules. They have to pull for themselves, that's the whole point.
posted by kindall at 9:20 PM on April 7, 2001

I don't know, I imagine there will be some disqualifications, shame though, it's the kids that suffer.
posted by tiaka at 9:40 PM on April 7, 2001

I always wanted to start a masturbation club; I even had the perfect name, "The Missouri Onanism Institute," or "Moi!". Our motto would have been: "Together, we can beat this thing!"
posted by bradlands at 11:54 PM on April 7, 2001

Are they doing this on "Palm Sunday"?

(Sorry... couldn't resist!) :0)
posted by EricBrooksDotCom at 5:34 AM on April 8, 2001

Kindall brings up the age-old debate. Does masturbation have to be solo? Is it incorrect (linguistically speaking) to use "masturbate" as a transitive verb? I say no.
posted by rodii at 7:35 AM on April 8, 2001

Any one want to join my mastubation group weblog? manualstimulation.com is always looking for more um.... active members. To join, send email to me.

I know I'll be participating on that day.
posted by ewwgene at 1:55 PM on April 8, 2001

no self-linking, please.
posted by jpoulos at 4:13 PM on April 8, 2001

Though what could be appropriate a topic for self-linking?
posted by rodii at 4:28 PM on April 8, 2001

I thought self-linking inside the comment threads was fine, as long as it was relevant to the topic?
posted by crushed at 4:57 PM on April 8, 2001

[Kramer]

I'm out.

[/Kramer]
posted by dangerman at 5:00 PM on April 8, 2001

hrm.... i also thought one could self-link within the comment threads as long as it was on topic. i guess not. sorry. :D
posted by ewwgene at 5:10 PM on April 8, 2001

No, you're perfectly right.
posted by rodii at 6:16 PM on April 8, 2001

oh. ok. :D

'Procrastination is like masturbation- it feels really geat until you realize you're just fucking yourself.'
posted by ewwgene at 5:27 AM on April 9, 2001