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April 10, 2001 7:19 PM   Subscribe

This is very old (especially in web years) so i won't be surprised if i'm scolded for a possible repost, but you all have to read this. No description, just these three words: God Save Disney.
posted by paulrockNJ (14 comments total)
wow... the guy is every marketing department's dream.
posted by Witold at 7:45 PM on April 10, 2001

There are some very strange people out there.
posted by CRS at 8:13 PM on April 10, 2001

he's every shrink's dream too. two very telling quotes:

"I've also had trouble meeting women, so Ariel fills a need in me to 'have someone'. Being affected by Ariel is kind of like 'getting' religion."

Do you prefer to watch alone or in groups?
"I've never watched LM with others."

Maybe we should get these two together.
posted by jpoulos at 8:20 PM on April 10, 2001

um. yeah
posted by a11an at 8:26 PM on April 10, 2001

posted by centrs at 8:29 PM on April 10, 2001

Forget "God save Disney." God save this poor guy obsessed with an animated mermaid.
posted by littleyellowdifferent at 8:29 PM on April 10, 2001

"Giving my life to an animated character might be considered unusual."

Well, um, touche.
posted by jbushnell at 8:48 PM on April 10, 2001

"Darling, it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me"

Sorry. Tacky and distasteful. But I couldn't resist.
posted by brittney at 8:55 PM on April 10, 2001

jpoulos, I think you hit the nail smack, dead-on-the-head. Thanks for the laugh.
posted by Brilliantcrank at 9:03 PM on April 10, 2001

This guy has crossed the line from fan to freak. But I must admit to being a Disneyphile myself (6 trips to the Magic Kingdom in my 23 years)
posted by owillis at 10:06 PM on April 10, 2001

"I'll also admit a fondness for playing Doom. It releases my aggression :)"

My favorite part of that quote is the smiley at the end.

This is only funny to me because he's pretty much voluntarily taken himself out of the gene pool. No chance of him breeding a little mer-army that'd wind up being the next N Sync or something equally horrible.

I bet there's lots of people this nuts about Disney stuff out there. You can't go ten minutes, especially in the States, without just happening across some Disney something somewhere, and so as religions go, it could fill all yer belief-system needs.

No matter how needy you are.
posted by chicobangs at 5:29 AM on April 11, 2001

.....I HATE Disney.
posted by bunnyfire at 6:47 PM on April 11, 2001

(hoping to close the small tags, but during the preview nothing appears small. Curious.)

When I went to Disney in February, there were no lines ups for the vast majority of attractions, with the exception of "Ariel's Grotto" where you stand in line in the sun for 30 or 40 minutes to have your child (or niece, in my case) sit on the mermaid's lap for long enough to get an autograph.

I'm also reasonably certain there was a alt.binaries newsgroup dedicated to dirty Disney pictures, I agree that he's probably not alone.
posted by cCranium at 6:03 AM on April 12, 2001

Aha! It's a font tag, not a small tag.
posted by cCranium at 6:04 AM on April 12, 2001

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