Make Love to the Dough
April 4, 2008 7:06 AM Subscribe
How to Make Love to the Dough Instructional video on bread and love making. Portions NSFW.
I'm not sure I kneaded that...
posted by sourwookie at 7:53 AM on April 4, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by sourwookie at 7:53 AM on April 4, 2008 [1 favorite]
topical, since I'm baking bread today. But, not his bread. I think he hasn't read Harold McGee.
posted by Sam.Burdick at 8:02 AM on April 4, 2008
posted by Sam.Burdick at 8:02 AM on April 4, 2008
If it fails to rise, do I need a little blue pill?
posted by sacre_bleu at 8:11 AM on April 4, 2008
posted by sacre_bleu at 8:11 AM on April 4, 2008
Isn't that how bagels are made?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:13 AM on April 4, 2008
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:13 AM on April 4, 2008
WHAT FUCKING IAN GUY?!
posted by splatta at 8:19 AM on April 4, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by splatta at 8:19 AM on April 4, 2008 [1 favorite]
OMG gimme whatever he's smoking!
posted by zengargoyle at 8:24 AM on April 4, 2008
posted by zengargoyle at 8:24 AM on April 4, 2008
I blew my tea all over the the screen watching this. It was awesome! And by that I mean so comically melodramatic it borders on being a B-movie. The soundtrack was great. He's like Deepak Chopra meets Alton Brown.
"You want to make sure you wear all black during this, so you can get flour all over yourself"
"You have to give it a lot of love, some pampering. Some spanking possibly."
Brilliant.
posted by elendil71 at 8:27 AM on April 4, 2008
"You want to make sure you wear all black during this, so you can get flour all over yourself"
"You have to give it a lot of love, some pampering. Some spanking possibly."
Brilliant.
posted by elendil71 at 8:27 AM on April 4, 2008
Nothing kills an appetite like a kidney stone discussion.
posted by MsVader at 8:38 AM on April 4, 2008
posted by MsVader at 8:38 AM on April 4, 2008
I can't believe I made it all the way to the end: "This is the kind of bread that Jesus would have broken, this is the kind of bread that Jesus would have been broken by".
I thought that was the end... but it really ends with a discussion of the camera man's kidney stones: "I'm waiting for the kidney stone to make it out of my penis"
posted by splatta at 8:41 AM on April 4, 2008
I thought that was the end... but it really ends with a discussion of the camera man's kidney stones: "I'm waiting for the kidney stone to make it out of my penis"
posted by splatta at 8:41 AM on April 4, 2008
weapons-grade pandemonium, bagels are made by lifting 150 pounds of dough out of the mixer onto the table and slicing it into strips and feeding it into a bagel making machine (which is finicky)... not so pretty at all. Brain dead stoner work at best, keep your leatherman handy and tweak the machine constantly.... (to much bakery work ;) )
posted by zengargoyle at 8:53 AM on April 4, 2008
posted by zengargoyle at 8:53 AM on April 4, 2008
Whenever I'm baking bread in quantity, I put on a little Pretty Ricky and invite the members of Peer Pressure around to the house.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 9:11 AM on April 4, 2008
posted by PeterMcDermott at 9:11 AM on April 4, 2008
Paging pastabagel , pagin pastabagel
posted by elpapacito at 9:49 AM on April 4, 2008
posted by elpapacito at 9:49 AM on April 4, 2008
zengargoyle: I have a feeling that Vig might have a somewhat different approach.
posted by ssg at 10:20 AM on April 4, 2008
posted by ssg at 10:20 AM on April 4, 2008
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