Graphjam

April 7, 2008 12:40 PM

Graphjam: Pop Culture for People in Cubicles.
posted by saladin (23 comments total)

Goddammit, seven words in the flippin post and I still manage to misspell one. CUBICLES.
posted by saladin at 12:41 PM on April 7, 2008

I kind of like Cublicles.
posted by doctor_negative at 12:49 PM on April 7, 2008

I kind of like Cublicles.

They sound like a tasty snack.
posted by M.C. Lo-Carb! at 12:57 PM on April 7, 2008

I know I've seen a bunch of these somewhere else, but memory fails me. Anyway, related.
posted by desjardins at 12:59 PM on April 7, 2008

Cublicles
posted by Kabanos at 1:02 PM on April 7, 2008 [1 favorite]

(Number of graphs)(glibness)(seen the joke before)=Suck quotient.

A careful perusal shows that suck quotient is rising over time.
posted by klangklangston at 1:13 PM on April 7, 2008 [1 favorite]

I like Cublicles so much that it hurt me a little inside to correct it.
posted by cortex at 1:14 PM on April 7, 2008

Cublicle
posted by rusty at 1:15 PM on April 7, 2008

C'mon haters, this one is at least pretty funny.
posted by saladin at 1:17 PM on April 7, 2008

Don't make me generate a snappy graph showing the number of haterz per thread.

* Urge to create pie chart . . . rising.
posted by Flipping_Hades_Terwilliger at 1:18 PM on April 7, 2008

I thought this was pretty neat.

Also, cublicles.
posted by Dr-Baa at 1:19 PM on April 7, 2008 [2 favorites]

Not to be confused with Neuticles.
posted by doctor_negative at 1:26 PM on April 7, 2008

Wasn't Cublicles the Greek playwright who wrote that play about Generation XXVI?


(crickets)

/okay, fine, Greeks didn't use Roman numerals. I will defend this punchline like a mama tiger defending her cub!
posted by spoobnooble at 1:49 PM on April 7, 2008

cublicle
posted by desjardins at 1:50 PM on April 7, 2008

This seems a lot like Culturegraph.
posted by Addlepated at 1:54 PM on April 7, 2008

That feels so Lore.
posted by subaruwrx at 1:54 PM on April 7, 2008

Okay, so I clicked on the "cublicles" link posted by Kabanos. It was adorable, so I decided to search Flickr for more "cub" photos. I then discovered my new favorite picture. Good heavens, dear ones, I LOL'd heartily.
posted by the littlest brussels sprout at 2:19 PM on April 7, 2008

Do four-dimensional office drones work in tessicles, do you think?
posted by Wolfdog at 2:26 PM on April 7, 2008

No, they get their own offices, unless they're neuter the company.
posted by cortex at 2:30 PM on April 7, 2008

I really, really like chart/graph humor, but most of the ones I've seen seem to be rehashing the same joke over and over again. Using a chart to graph binary data was funny the first time, but just recasting using different source material doesn't do anything for me.
posted by ErWenn at 3:19 PM on April 7, 2008

The great chefs out on Tau Ceti Prime
Have a 4D cuisine that's sublime
They serve lightly herbed snails
With Klein bottles of ale
In a dish they call "winkles in thyme"
posted by Wolfdog at 4:30 PM on April 7, 2008

I'd like these better if they weren't so inaccurate. First of all, Queen Latifah is totally hot; are they saying she isn't because she's overweight? (If so, then this graph is just sad (the creator's got a weight problem, but NO FAT CHICKS! AMIRITE?)

Also, Sir Mixalot LOVES an itty-bitty-waist with a round thing in your face. Have they not actually heard the song before??

They need a fact-checker.
posted by chowflap at 7:46 PM on April 7, 2008

No graph-agglomeration is complete without this analytical insight into contemporary cultural memes.
posted by the cydonian at 8:02 PM on April 7, 2008