The Bastardization of Dr. Seuss
April 10, 2008 12:01 PM   Subscribe

In couplets that would make the little ones blush / a fictional Seuss decries the Seuss sell-out rush. He spares no actor, no film, no kitsch fabrication / to the overall amusement of the whole Onion nation. / "Seuss" extends his fingers -- just the ones in the middle / because his widow has devalued the sacred Seuss riddle. / You'll end up in tears as he laments for the kids / who sadly won't have the sweet joys we all did. via brijit
posted by jbrosowsky (0 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: I would come up with some sort of Dr. Suess presentation here but I'm kind of too annoyed at you for the stupid self-link so I'll just ban you instead. Something something red. -- cortex


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