April 19, 2001
5:36 AM   Subscribe

Don't you just love Spring in a cold climate? (Courtesy of The Onion and Dack.com)
posted by leafy (10 comments total)
One of the advantages of living in the tropics is that my breasts can "protrude exuberantly" whenever they feel like it, all year round. Heh.
posted by lia at 6:05 AM on April 19, 2001

The article fails to address an equally important, related issue: the viability of shorts as a clothing option and the resulting exposure of leg. Not to mention the traffic hazards exacerbated by these phenomena.
posted by harmful at 6:09 AM on April 19, 2001

Ha, that is so dead-on about the real meaning of today's fashion choices. I'm surprised they didn't work in any references to the baring of midriffs, which is becoming nearly as important.
posted by aaron at 7:30 AM on April 19, 2001

Would the traffic hazards from leg exposure be the result of viewers not having seen publicly-bare skin for months, or the resulting blinding glare off of pale, sun-deprived legs (from the melanin-challenged)?
posted by Avogadro at 7:37 AM on April 19, 2001

Avogadro: Yes.
posted by harmful at 7:38 AM on April 19, 2001

Avogadro: you like your women with a tan. That's fine, lots of guys do. But I prefer my skin non-cancerous. I would hate to think that I'm causing some sort of traffic hazard by wearing shorts.
posted by hazyjane at 7:56 AM on April 19, 2001

Spring, another season to annoy you.
posted by tiaka at 8:10 AM on April 19, 2001

Ok, tiaka, you got me. That was a little pissy. I guess I'm a bit sensitive about it.
posted by hazyjane at 8:34 AM on April 19, 2001

Forget the shorts . . . miniskirts, man, miniskirts! (gratuitous testosterone post.)
posted by sixdifferentways at 12:28 PM on April 19, 2001

Crosswise purse straps are dangerously distracting.
posted by Dane at 5:32 PM on April 19, 2001

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