Porno Soundtracks

April 25, 2008 12:02 PM

What happens if you put three professional musicians in a recording studio and have them watch porn movies? You get porno soundtracks, of course. [NSFW]

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posted by dhammond (23 comments total)

The porndragon has landed.
posted by never used baby shoes at 12:04 PM on April 25, 2008 [3 favorites]

This is turning out to be a hell of a day here on the blue.
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 12:11 PM on April 25, 2008

Now if they could get a group of professional writers together to creat some porn dialogue.
posted by Pollomacho at 12:15 PM on April 25, 2008

And some professonal actors together to...
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 12:19 PM on April 25, 2008

I feel all dirty - because of the poor intonation.
posted by ssg at 12:23 PM on April 25, 2008

I love you dhammond. Mainly for posting that which I had not the huevos to post. Oh! and for giving me another opportunity to link 8-tracks of 69: Porno 8-tracks. Shazam.
posted by carsonb at 12:58 PM on April 25, 2008

Also, is there a way to stream the full songs? I can only get the site to play me snippets, and I don't have the space at the moment to d/l.
posted by carsonb at 12:59 PM on April 25, 2008

I scan through the songs for the snippets of sound that I like, which I repeat a few times. Then I take a nap.
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:02 PM on April 25, 2008 [5 favorites]

I could get into that... the music... not the porn... Hell, I could get into the porn as well.
posted by shawnwasson at 1:03 PM on April 25, 2008

Your favourite soundtrack sucks.
posted by maudlin at 1:08 PM on April 25, 2008

Your favourite soundtrack sucks.

More like: Sucks to your favorite soundtrack.
posted by Pollomacho at 1:12 PM on April 25, 2008 [1 favorite]

Now if they could get a group of professional writers together to creat some porn dialogue.
posted by Pollomacho at 3:15 PM on April 25 [+] [!]

I'm up for that. I'll charge 20 cents per "oh!" and 50 cents per "that's right, baby" (multiple word discount). I bet I'd make more money off the "oh!s" tho'.
posted by Marie Mon Dieu at 1:41 PM on April 25, 2008

What happens if you put three professional musicians in a recording studio and have them watch porn movies?

Sticky Fingers?
posted by pracowity at 2:13 PM on April 25, 2008

NSFW? Maybe for you chumps.
posted by klangklangston at 2:27 PM on April 25, 2008

Pretty lame compared to the real Mozart of Porn. (warning: audio starts automatically)
posted by imposster at 2:40 PM on April 25, 2008

That's pretty much how I pictured all professional recording sessions...
posted by deliquescent at 2:43 PM on April 25, 2008

Also, is there a way to stream the full songs?

Yeah, like you're gonna listen to the whole song.

I scan through the songs for the snippets of sound that I like, which I repeat a few times. Then I take a nap.

Astro Zombie rocks.
posted by three blind mice at 2:45 PM on April 25, 2008

so ... who are the "three professional musicians"?
posted by mrgrimm at 3:54 PM on April 25, 2008

What happens if you put three professional musicians in a recording studio and have them watch porn movies?

In high school we called this "Saturday at Mike's house".
posted by Tyrant King Porn Dragon at 4:31 PM on April 25, 2008 [2 favorites]

This is pretty fucking good music.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:52 PM on April 25, 2008

This is great. I love me some waka-jawaka porno funk. I have this totally goofy and ridiculously porny album called "Unreleased 70s Porno Music", which consists of some prime pornfunk (not actually recorded in the 70s) with inter-track narration by Ron Jeremy (example - Ron: "The exam will consist of 40% written, 30% oral, and 30%.... ANAL." Porno girl: "Ohhh, PROFESSOR!").

Porno music is totally a lost art. Not I, uh, would know or anything, but I've been told that when modern porn even has music, it's really cheap and crappy house-ish stuff that's probably culled from some "1001 HOT DANCE LOOPZZZ" CD or something.
posted by DecemberBoy at 12:27 AM on April 26, 2008

I got me all three volumes of "The Best of Country Porn" at a truck stop a few years ago --

I was coming over to say something about how all music has a purpose and how we should exercise relativism vis a vis musics we don't immediately get or like and some such but never mind
posted by fourcheesemac at 4:48 AM on April 26, 2008

best joke i've heard in a long while:

what are the sexiest animals on the farm?

brown chicken, brown cow

(say it out loud.)
posted by CitizenD at 1:51 PM on April 26, 2008 [1 favorite]