Make Love Not War
April 25, 2008 12:05 PM Subscribe
Cum with me if you want to live.
posted by ColdChef at 12:14 PM on April 25, 2008 [7 favorites]
posted by ColdChef at 12:14 PM on April 25, 2008 [7 favorites]
You owe me a coke!
posted by ooga_booga at 12:15 PM on April 25, 2008
posted by ooga_booga at 12:15 PM on April 25, 2008
More like: make love not future war.
posted by basicchannel at 12:17 PM on April 25, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by basicchannel at 12:17 PM on April 25, 2008 [3 favorites]
GET TO THE CHOPPER
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 12:18 PM on April 25, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 12:18 PM on April 25, 2008 [1 favorite]
Those certainly are two terminators participating in sex acts.
posted by kbanas at 12:18 PM on April 25, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by kbanas at 12:18 PM on April 25, 2008 [2 favorites]
He should have done this with the T-1000. The morphing technology creates the possibility for each terminator to have multiple, ah, appendages and receptacles, thereby allowing for interdigitated coupling.
posted by Pastabagel at 12:21 PM on April 25, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by Pastabagel at 12:21 PM on April 25, 2008 [3 favorites]
That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
You know, some people could really get off on that.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 12:21 PM on April 25, 2008 [2 favorites]
You know, some people could really get off on that.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 12:21 PM on April 25, 2008 [2 favorites]
Here at the robot factory, this kind of thing is totally NSFW! You know how fast a robot overlord puts you on report for this kind of thing? 23 femtoseconds, that's how fast.
It would be one thing if I worked at one of those cool Robot 2.0 factories where the robots are all "hey cool, we don't mind meatbags exploring robot sexuality, now let's play some hackysack" but this place is totally buttoned-down old-school paleo-Robotics.
Oh crap, in the time it took me to type this, my overlords have decided to send me to reprocessi…
posted by adamrice at 12:25 PM on April 25, 2008 [3 favorites]
It would be one thing if I worked at one of those cool Robot 2.0 factories where the robots are all "hey cool, we don't mind meatbags exploring robot sexuality, now let's play some hackysack" but this place is totally buttoned-down old-school paleo-Robotics.
Oh crap, in the time it took me to type this, my overlords have decided to send me to reprocessi…
posted by adamrice at 12:25 PM on April 25, 2008 [3 favorites]
Terminator Kama Sutra, Porn Soundtracks, Penis Hysteria in Kinshasha, some Nazi dude in Indiana with a "Porn-dragon" obsession: is there a theme here?
posted by ornate insect at 12:25 PM on April 25, 2008
posted by ornate insect at 12:25 PM on April 25, 2008
How's that different from this?
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 12:36 PM on April 25, 2008 [3 favorites]
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 12:36 PM on April 25, 2008 [3 favorites]
ornate insect, I do believe it's called Flash Friday. Hoo ahh!
posted by cavalier at 12:44 PM on April 25, 2008
posted by cavalier at 12:44 PM on April 25, 2008
-- Are you Sarah Connor?
-- I'm whoever you want me to be, baby.
posted by zippy at 12:49 PM on April 25, 2008 [2 favorites]
-- I'm whoever you want me to be, baby.
posted by zippy at 12:49 PM on April 25, 2008 [2 favorites]
Get to the chopper! Oh, wait.
Please, PLEASE, cszar, I hope you actually have had sex in your lifetime, otherwise this is just one more prop for the anti-nerd peanut gallery.
posted by Brocktoon at 12:53 PM on April 25, 2008
Please, PLEASE, cszar, I hope you actually have had sex in your lifetime, otherwise this is just one more prop for the anti-nerd peanut gallery.
posted by Brocktoon at 12:53 PM on April 25, 2008
Talk about a Black & Decker pecker wrecker...
posted by Marie Mon Dieu at 12:55 PM on April 25, 2008
posted by Marie Mon Dieu at 12:55 PM on April 25, 2008
Flesh Friday?
posted by backseatpilot at 1:01 PM on April 25, 2008
posted by backseatpilot at 1:01 PM on April 25, 2008
He should have done this with the T-1000
But to human eyes that'd just look like a blob of pulsating silver silly putty. Constantly undulating, pulsating, rippling silly putty.
Excuse me, I have to go have some alone time now.
posted by ook at 1:08 PM on April 25, 2008 [1 favorite]
But to human eyes that'd just look like a blob of pulsating silver silly putty. Constantly undulating, pulsating, rippling silly putty.
Excuse me, I have to go have some alone time now.
posted by ook at 1:08 PM on April 25, 2008 [1 favorite]
And on April 25, 2008, the Great and Fearsome Tyrant Porn Dragon did consume MetaFilter in a wave of flesh and depraved acts.
I'm ok with this, provided I get in on the depraved acts
posted by never used baby shoes at 1:10 PM on April 25, 2008
I'm ok with this, provided I get in on the depraved acts
posted by never used baby shoes at 1:10 PM on April 25, 2008
Was I the only one hoping for this to be pictures of Summer Glau?
posted by gyc at 1:30 PM on April 25, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by gyc at 1:30 PM on April 25, 2008 [3 favorites]
I'LL BE BACK ... doored.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 1:41 PM on April 25, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by mr_crash_davis at 1:41 PM on April 25, 2008 [1 favorite]
POSSIBLE RESPONSE:
posted by quin at 1:52 PM on April 25, 2008 [7 favorites]
YES/NOFUCK YOU, ASSHOLE
OR WHAT?
GO AWAY
PLEASE COME BACK LATER
FUCK YOU
posted by quin at 1:52 PM on April 25, 2008 [7 favorites]
Pastabagel:
He should have done this with the T-1000. The morphing technology creates the possibility for each terminator to have multiple, ah, appendages and receptacles, thereby allowing for interdigitated coupling.
As one might expect, the Japanese are way, way ahead of you.
posted by felix at 2:51 PM on April 25, 2008
He should have done this with the T-1000. The morphing technology creates the possibility for each terminator to have multiple, ah, appendages and receptacles, thereby allowing for interdigitated coupling.
As one might expect, the Japanese are way, way ahead of you.
posted by felix at 2:51 PM on April 25, 2008
I guess these things run on object-oriented languages...?(Oh, Ruby, don't take your love to town.)
I'm sorry. I'll go away now.
posted by Kronos_to_Earth at 11:37 PM on April 25, 2008
I'm sorry. I'll go away now.
posted by Kronos_to_Earth at 11:37 PM on April 25, 2008
I thought surely Terminator Kama Sutra would be a technique for achieving simultaneous orgasm at the moment the sun sets.
posted by straight at 10:57 AM on April 26, 2008
posted by straight at 10:57 AM on April 26, 2008
I hope they are using protection, because who wants a bunch of terminator babies running around?
posted by Kiablokirk at 3:36 PM on April 26, 2008
posted by Kiablokirk at 3:36 PM on April 26, 2008
"Was I the only one hoping for this to be pictures of Summer Glau?"
Nope. Actually, I was hoping it'd be two Summer Glau robot clone ninjas ..or maybe three. Or maybe Summer Glau with Morena Baccarin, Jewel Staite, and Gina Torres all participating in a terminator robot clone ninja nymphomaniac orgy while Adam Baldwin looked on in the background holding a pizza.
...
I'll be in my bunk.
posted by ZachsMind at 8:39 PM on April 26, 2008 [2 favorites]
Nope. Actually, I was hoping it'd be two Summer Glau robot clone ninjas ..or maybe three. Or maybe Summer Glau with Morena Baccarin, Jewel Staite, and Gina Torres all participating in a terminator robot clone ninja nymphomaniac orgy while Adam Baldwin looked on in the background holding a pizza.
...
I'll be in my bunk.
posted by ZachsMind at 8:39 PM on April 26, 2008 [2 favorites]
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