Reportret: what did historical figures physically look like
May 17, 2008 7:28 AM Subscribe
Reportret: What did they really look like? Charlemagne "..was a large man, with light coloured hair, a long nose, a thick neck, and a quite prominent belly."
Apparently they all looked like characters from straight-to-video cartoons about the Bible.
posted by goatdog at 7:50 AM on May 17, 2008 [3 favorites]
posted by goatdog at 7:50 AM on May 17, 2008 [3 favorites]
Yes, yes...I had a picture Bible when I was a kid, and J to tha Eezus of Nazzie looked a lot like that. But with bright, shiny blue eyes, of course.
Now, of course, we know that Jesus looks more like this. Thank heavens for modern science.
posted by nosila at 8:04 AM on May 17, 2008
Now, of course, we know that Jesus looks more like this. Thank heavens for modern science.
posted by nosila at 8:04 AM on May 17, 2008
As pretty as those drawing are, I'd be more convinced if there were photographic evidence.
posted by Dave Faris at 10:02 AM on May 17, 2008
posted by Dave Faris at 10:02 AM on May 17, 2008
So, basically Charlemagne = Hulk Hogan.
posted by dirigibleman at 11:55 AM on May 17, 2008
posted by dirigibleman at 11:55 AM on May 17, 2008
Go Willibrord, bishop of my hometown.
In the 7th century!
posted by jouke at 11:56 PM on May 17, 2008
In the 7th century!
posted by jouke at 11:56 PM on May 17, 2008
Well, I thought it was really interesting. The images themselves were not very satisfying, but the explanations of how they got their information was.
Luckily in five hundred years no one will have to guess how awesome we look.
posted by Darth Fedor at 12:27 AM on May 19, 2008
Luckily in five hundred years no one will have to guess how awesome we look.
posted by Darth Fedor at 12:27 AM on May 19, 2008
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