Wash Your Weave, Brush Your Bong
May 29, 2008 12:50 PM   Subscribe

How To Clean Stuff. From kitchen and bath, to flooring and carpets. Indoors, outdoors, your car, dog, colon and bong. More than 800 cleaning tips in all. Submit your best ideas. Each one that gets published, the site will contribute to the Clean Water Fund.
posted by netbros (5 comments total) 19 users marked this as a favorite
I feel an intense urge to buy Citro-Clean, the Solvent of The Future!
posted by Dizzy at 1:41 PM on May 29, 2008 [1 favorite]

IK simply hire an illegal, pay little, and get the job done just right. Ps: that does not include colon cleaning.
posted by Postroad at 2:22 PM on May 29, 2008

They need a "How To Clean House" section, focused on the U.S. government.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 2:28 PM on May 29, 2008

Ps: that does not include colon cleaning.

speak for yourself, Postroad.
posted by Justinian at 3:40 PM on May 29, 2008

"your car, dog, colon and bong"

Well, that will kill at least a whole Saturday.
posted by krinklyfig at 4:54 PM on May 29, 2008

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