Giant Vulva Bicycle Taxi

June 4, 2008 10:59 AM

Giant Vulva Bicycle Taxi. [via Jalopnik]
posted by GuyZero (57 comments total)

Your first link is broken. Based on the second link, I am grateful for this.
posted by dersins at 11:09 AM on June 4, 2008

I ain't ridin' with Aunt Flo.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:09 AM on June 4, 2008 [2 favorites]

Odd, the first link works fine for me. It's a translation of a Finnish newspaper article on the bike: "Jättihäpy accelerates the people". But the Jalopnik article gets the essentials.
posted by GuyZero at 11:11 AM on June 4, 2008

I can't wait to see how the mods rule on this one.
posted by Armitage Shanks at 11:11 AM on June 4, 2008

There's no part of that name that I don't like.
posted by box at 11:13 AM on June 4, 2008

"Cunt brings the art of anything."

Ah, the joys of automated translation.
posted by ornate insect at 11:14 AM on June 4, 2008

It's rather cunningly wrought.
posted by SaintCynr at 11:14 AM on June 4, 2008 [1 favorite]

"The passenger doesn't have much of a view, but on the upside they're inside a giant pussy!"
posted by rokusan at 11:15 AM on June 4, 2008

Giant Vulva Bicycle Taxi

Oh, and finally, someone has translated those hieroglyphics from Lost!
posted by rokusan at 11:15 AM on June 4, 2008 [1 favorite]

I'm so glad no one was racing this thing in Mexico recently.
posted by ornate insect at 11:16 AM on June 4, 2008 [1 favorite]

I can't wait to see how the mods rule on this one.

...am I missing some previous history on these types of post and the mods' reactions to them? Because I'm not expecting any sort of special treatment from them on this one...
posted by CitrusFreak12 at 11:16 AM on June 4, 2008

I can't wait to see how the mods ride on this one.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:19 AM on June 4, 2008

Yeah, while it's not everyday that I get to post the phrase "Giant Vulva Bicycle Taxi", based on the linked content this is the most prosaic post in a while. You get 100% what's promised. A giant vulva bicycle taxi.

giant vulva bicycle taxi!
posted by GuyZero at 11:19 AM on June 4, 2008

Sounds like a band name from the Elephant6 collective.

In other words, the awesomest band name ever.
posted by emelenjr at 11:19 AM on June 4, 2008

I think the Mammovan falls flat compared to this gynobike.
posted by peeedro at 11:22 AM on June 4, 2008

I would love to see this in the US, mainly for the hilarious "omg its hurting families!1" reaction.
posted by jrockway at 11:23 AM on June 4, 2008

When you ride in a giant vulva bicycle taxi, be sure to wear protection.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:23 AM on June 4, 2008 [1 favorite]

I just wanted the opportunity to write in about the Giant Vulva Bicycle Taxi.
posted by Pollomacho at 11:23 AM on June 4, 2008

Here's another view. And then there was that couch.
posted by ornate insect at 11:23 AM on June 4, 2008

...meant this couch
posted by ornate insect at 11:26 AM on June 4, 2008

She needs to shave that thing.
posted by Democritus at 11:27 AM on June 4, 2008

Does this mean we have to reset the special clock?
posted by drezdn at 11:29 AM on June 4, 2008

I would ride it.
posted by everichon at 11:31 AM on June 4, 2008 [1 favorite]

And then there was that couch.

Shouldn't that be written couche?
posted by Pollomacho at 11:33 AM on June 4, 2008

What's this all about? From the description, it could be almost anything.
posted by Mister_A at 11:37 AM on June 4, 2008 [5 favorites]

I'll be goddamned.
posted by notsnot at 11:39 AM on June 4, 2008

While certainly not "The Dinner Party", it's definitely better than possibly-fake "miscarriages".

And, while we're here, I'd like to reflect on the subtlety of Frida Kahlo's approach. Can you imagine what her scandalised naysayers would say about Mimosa Pale's work?
posted by batmonkey at 11:48 AM on June 4, 2008 [1 favorite]

Fantastic article. Just fantastic.

Far from view, wheeled vehicle crossing gogolilainen jättiläisnenä reveal a closer as seen from a woman's synnytyselimiksi. Pale invite passers-by ryömimään in the book and the birth there again. The explanatory memorandum also recalled that the active provocative book turns to the floor for the birth of the event and the beauty of the world to see with new eyes.

I'm going to be thinking about that phrase all day. "A woman's synnytyselimiksi..." I've always know that our words over here for the parts of the body associated with sex were pale and inferior to those of other cultures, but I had no idea that the Finnish excelled us so much in this.

Synnytyselimiksi!
posted by koeselitz at 11:51 AM on June 4, 2008

"Cunt brings the art of anything."
posted by koeselitz at 11:52 AM on June 4, 2008

It's the real koeselitz! Hey koeselitz.
posted by Mister_A at 11:55 AM on June 4, 2008

This is not making me horny.
posted by space2k at 11:58 AM on June 4, 2008

In Spanish it's a bicyclita. ba-da-bum

Needs a banana seat and an asshole on top in the Tour de Pants. ba-da-bum

Once a month its gears get tempermental. ba-da-bum

I'm running out of bicycle-vagina jokes. ba-da-bum
posted by ornate insect at 11:58 AM on June 4, 2008

I prefer the pixillated version... groovy
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 12:17 PM on June 4, 2008

I can't wait to see how the mods rule on this one.

If it's recumbent, Matt will go for it.
posted by pracowity at 12:20 PM on June 4, 2008 [1 favorite]

Giant Vulva Bicycle Taxi

Didn't Joni Mitchell write that one?

"Shave paradise..."
posted by bondcliff at 12:38 PM on June 4, 2008 [1 favorite]

This is a vast improvement on the prickshaw.
posted by FelliniBlank at 12:45 PM on June 4, 2008 [16 favorites]

taxi as if a giant vulva bicycle wasn't enough to send me
posted by doobiedoo at 1:16 PM on June 4, 2008

Honestly, I'm surprised this thing isn't from Davis, California. We have strange bike sculptures here, but this even trumps us.
posted by jenfullmoon at 1:20 PM on June 4, 2008

I believe this is the opposite of jousting.
posted by Citizen Premier at 1:36 PM on June 4, 2008

I heard they fixed the space-station toilet.
posted by Dizzy at 1:50 PM on June 4, 2008

...This comment automatically translated from the original Verstaynian...
posted by Nick Verstayne at 1:52 PM on June 4, 2008

Yes, yes it is.
posted by misha at 2:10 PM on June 4, 2008

You remember Giant Vulva Bicycle Taxi. They opened for Strawberry Alarm Clock in 1970...
posted by Fuzzy Skinner at 3:13 PM on June 4, 2008

A Giant Vulva Bicycle Taxi?

'Round these parts, we just call 'em GVBTs. Though, some old timers still call 'em vagacycles.

Judging from all the surprise, I assume y'all don't have as many up north?
posted by saslett at 3:25 PM on June 4, 2008

North of Finland?
posted by GuyZero at 3:49 PM on June 4, 2008

I can't wait to see how the mule rods on this one.
posted by subgear at 4:34 PM on June 4, 2008

Taxi!
posted by madamjujujive at 4:35 PM on June 4, 2008

You know who else made art in the image of sexual organs.
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 5:43 PM on June 4, 2008

Where was this during the Giuliani administration?
posted by computech_apolloniajames at 6:08 PM on June 4, 2008

You had me at "giant vulva".
posted by flotson at 7:18 PM on June 4, 2008

Being a part of this thread warms my cockles. And then some.
posted by Hobgoblin at 7:46 PM on June 4, 2008

Fuzzy Skinner, are you a Jimmy Pardo fan? That sounds exactly like what Pardo would say in this situation.
posted by Four-Eyed Girl at 8:30 PM on June 4, 2008

Fuzzy Skinner, are you a Jimmy Pardo fan? That sounds exactly like what Pardo would say in this situation.

Pardo stole that schtik from me!!!! OK not really.

I love Pardo! I crack up every time he does a "you remember..." bit. I knew someone would catch on to my plagiarism.
posted by Fuzzy Skinner at 8:52 PM on June 4, 2008

HAHA, that is ridic!!
posted by Smuggler at 10:27 AM on June 5, 2008

How, exactly, does one hail a lab?
posted by Ch33ky at 11:23 AM on June 5, 2008

How, exactly, does one hail a lab?

I've been trying to figure this out for years!
posted by Pollomacho at 11:29 AM on June 5, 2008

All links SFW.
posted by bowline at 9:56 PM on June 5, 2008