"I did not have sex with that man,"
April 27, 2001 11:41 AM   Subscribe

"I did not have sex with that man," so says Denise Rich talking about Bill Clinton. She also claims to have never even slept at the White House and doesn't even know what the Lincoln Bed Room looks like. Can we take these statements at face value, or do we need a Bubba de-coder ring to figure it out?
posted by schlyer (12 comments total)

Bubba decoder ring?? Hardly! How about a Faux News hard right wing media representatives/spokepersons decoding? Everyone on Fox knows that no news is worth publishing without mentioning Bill Clinton and sex. These freepers at Fox are kinda hung up on Mr. Clinton's use of his gear dear. Why else even ask Denise such an insulting question? And we all know now that 20,000 leagues UNDER the Lincoln bedroom will never get mentioned there. The way in which this was posted smells trollish shyler, so I'm responding in kind, OK?
posted by nofundy at 11:53 AM on April 27, 2001

Who cares?
posted by jpoulos at 11:54 AM on April 27, 2001

I agree...Remind me again, why we should care whom she or Bill Clinton slept with? Foxnews? This article doesn't belong on any site that has 'news' in their domain name. As for the pardons, it's my understanding that the President can pardon anyone they want. So, what's the big deal?
posted by bradlauster at 12:01 PM on April 27, 2001

It was ABC News, not Fox who asked the question.
posted by schlyer at 12:52 PM on April 27, 2001

And to further rain on your VRW Conspiracy, the oh-so-biased AP also ran the story.
posted by schlyer at 12:58 PM on April 27, 2001

If you're filthy rich, you probably don't need to sleep around.
posted by Witold at 1:17 PM on April 27, 2001

I need pictures or I am (1) not interested, (2) don't believe it. I did not sleep with Ms Rich either.
posted by Postroad at 1:19 PM on April 27, 2001

Those of you that ran out and bought Brill's Content this month might want to read the article on Denise Rich and her publicist there. Pretty interesting, and tells a plausible story about how she got mixed up with the Clintons.
posted by rodii at 2:10 PM on April 27, 2001

I think I'm inclined to believe her...she doesn't have that trashy, trailer park look
posted by republican at 2:27 PM on April 27, 2001

Fox doesn't deserve the blame for this one. The story broke in Vanity Fair and 20/20, which is where Fox and AP got it.

But here's the real scandal: Just before leaving office, Clinton tried to protect 58.5 million acres of land from GOP campaign contributors.

But now that we've restored decency to the White House, he won't get away it!

Sorry to change the subject; the public has right to know what this woman screwed and when did she screw it. Maybe they can find somebody who will pretend to be her friend and wear a wire.
posted by steve_high at 3:18 PM on April 27, 2001

In four years, do 280 million Americans get to publically deny being screwed by George W Bush? If so, I want the rights.
posted by holgate at 4:03 PM on April 27, 2001

I'd like to go on public record as stating that at no time have I ever slept with any president, particularly not Mr. Clinton, and we didn't sleep in the Lincoln bedroom either. Honest. Thanks for listening.

posted by NsJen at 6:07 PM on April 27, 2001

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