!A Rambo No Le Gusta La Guerra!

July 11, 2008 4:10 AM

Rambo Sings! In Spanish! (... may not be the real Rambo)
posted by fearfulsymmetry (14 comments total)

En la boca serrada, no entra moscas.

Verdad.
posted by Pecinpah at 4:54 AM on July 11, 2008

I hope he didn't give up his day job.
posted by HuronBob at 4:58 AM on July 11, 2008

Oh wow. That's great and awful, at the same time.

Very quick translation:

Rambo doesn't like war,
Rambo doesn't like war,
Rambo likes to dance,
Rambo likes to enjoy.

I really don't like war,
I really don't like war,
maybe it's because I like to dance
maybe it's because I like to enjoy
with a partner that is very warrior-like,
with a partner that likes combat and that doesn't fear to dance
with a partner that is blonde or brunette
that dances well the cumbia and dances very close.

Rambo doesn't like war,
Rambo doesn't like war,
Rambo likes to dance,
Rambo likes to enjoy.

Rambo doesn't like war,
Rambo doesn't like war,
Rambo likes to dance,
Rambo likes to enjoy.

I really don't like war,
I really don't like war,
maybe it's because I like to dance
maybe it's because I like to enjoy
with a partner that is very warrior-like,
with a partner that likes combat and that doesn't fear to dance
with a partner that is blonde or brunette
that dances well the cumbia and dances very close.

Rambo doesn't like war,
Rambo doesn't like war,
Rambo likes to dance,
Rambo likes to enjoy.

With a partner that is very warrior-like,
brunette, blonde, big, petite,
that likes combat and that doesn't fear to dance,
that moves the waist, the buttcheek and the hip.

uh Ah, Uh Ah, etc.

Rambo doesn't like war,
Rambo doesn't like war,
Rambo likes to dance,
Rambo likes to enjoy.

Rambo doesn't like war,
Rambo doesn't like war,
Rambo likes to dance,
Rambo likes to enjoy.

Rambo doesn't like war,
Rambo doesn't like war,
Rambo likes to dance,
Rambo likes to enjoy.
posted by Memo at 5:07 AM on July 11, 2008

I hope he didn't give up his day job.

That is his day job... (well not so much the singing, but the Rambo impersonating)
posted by fearfulsymmetry at 5:13 AM on July 11, 2008

gregor samsa awoke one day to find he had been turned into sylvester stallone.
posted by sgt.serenity at 5:25 AM on July 11, 2008

While I'm as big a fan of close-danced cumbia as anyone, this "Coldplay" song shook me harder. Link found from first YT post.

Unhygienic Rambo!
posted by rokusan at 5:38 AM on July 11, 2008

"That is his day job..."

oh so that's NOT the real Rambo... (whose day job is certainly fighting evil doers , killing people, and bleeding profusely). Darn..fooled again!
posted by HuronBob at 5:52 AM on July 11, 2008

Dear Col. Trautman,

LA's great. Saw Batman and Spiderman and the Hollywood sign. Locals are pretty friendly. Friendlier than Burma, anyway. Stay out of trouble!

Signed,
Rammy
posted by starman at 7:27 AM on July 11, 2008

!¡A Rambo No Le Gusta La Guerra!
En la boca scerrada, no entran moscas.
posted by signal at 7:30 AM on July 11, 2008

A dancing bear in a Rambo suit. Laughed my butt off! Excellent post
posted by troutmask at 8:09 AM on July 11, 2008

Almost as good as this.
posted by Brocktoon at 8:53 AM on July 11, 2008

Yeah right, like I'm going to click on that. (NSFE)
posted by Wonderwoman at 9:02 AM on July 11, 2008

I'll bet it *is* his day job. I'm thinkin' he works the southwestern corner of the Grauman's courtyard.

Yes, I know it's not Grauman's anymore.
posted by miss lynnster at 11:14 AM on July 11, 2008

Two more (slightly) Rambo-related videos: L-Vira "Talkin' 'bout Rambo": a Dutch one "hit" wonder from 1985, and from 1987, "Body next to body", performed by Falco and (then Mrs. Sylvester Stallone) Brigitte Nielsen, produced by Giorgio Moroder.
posted by iviken at 12:50 PM on July 12, 2008