Hats of Meat

July 25, 2008 12:58 PM

Hats made of meat. From the canadian, the brisket yarmulke, to the porkpipe, come inside and cherish the present of meat hats. [warning: frametastic, 1995 design, and via [31d1]]
posted by Stynxno (40 comments total)

Really good FPP! Thumbs up. Meat hats. Now I want to make one.
posted by Xoebe at 1:02 PM on July 25, 2008

this is so november 27, 2000.
posted by quonsar at 1:02 PM on July 25, 2008 [2 favorites]

meatfilter
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 1:03 PM on July 25, 2008

"In the spring, we'd make meat helmets...".
posted by Bummus at 1:03 PM on July 25, 2008

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
posted by adamms222 at 1:03 PM on July 25, 2008

Better than asshats, no doubt.
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 1:10 PM on July 25, 2008 [1 favorite]

Except for hats made of beef or other types of jerky, it is not recommended that you ingest any type of meat hat.
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 1:12 PM on July 25, 2008

are you meatsperienced?
posted by quonsar at 1:15 PM on July 25, 2008 [1 favorite]

zomg! They're back!
posted by aubilenon at 1:16 PM on July 25, 2008

stinky meat
posted by quonsar at 1:18 PM on July 25, 2008 [1 favorite]

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posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 1:19 PM on July 25, 2008 [1 favorite]

the meatrix
posted by quonsar at 1:20 PM on July 25, 2008 [2 favorites]

Whatever "FPP" means, this is not a good one.
posted by Zambrano at 1:20 PM on July 25, 2008

And to complete your fashion statement, I give you meat dress.
posted by madamjujujive at 1:21 PM on July 25, 2008

Oh lord how could I have forgotten stinkymeat?
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 1:23 PM on July 25, 2008

Oh, and if you want to create your own meat fashion at home, here is a good guide to identify the best "fabric."
posted by madamjujujive at 1:23 PM on July 25, 2008

Can I go back to 2000, too? There are some things I'd kinda like to warn people about. Maybe prevent. Usual stuff... 9/11, boyfriends, bad bosses, stupid choices... plus I could fit in a size 8 again without diet and exercise. Ahhh, how I long for those meat hat days.
posted by miss lynnster at 1:25 PM on July 25, 2008

OM NOM NOM NOM!
posted by quonsar at 1:25 PM on July 25, 2008 [1 favorite]

stinkymeat homage
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 1:26 PM on July 25, 2008

pork the one you love.
posted by quonsar at 1:29 PM on July 25, 2008 [1 favorite]

she blinded me with meat science.
posted by quonsar at 1:31 PM on July 25, 2008 [1 favorite]

Meat accessories
posted by mkb at 1:32 PM on July 25, 2008

all natural meat rubs.
posted by quonsar at 1:34 PM on July 25, 2008 [1 favorite]

jamming a pair of scissors repeatedly into your meat
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 1:35 PM on July 25, 2008

Don't forget the Bacon Bra.
posted by marxchivist at 1:36 PM on July 25, 2008

i love you guys
posted by Stynxno at 1:37 PM on July 25, 2008 [1 favorite]

B L A B
posted by quonsar at 1:37 PM on July 25, 2008 [1 favorite]

porkPIE?
posted by fixedgear at 1:55 PM on July 25, 2008

As a young man I'd oft wear veal on Fridays, just to rile the local Deacon, Bruce, rumored to be a vegan.
Now I wear fondant and say to hell with this vanity!
posted by Dizzy at 1:56 PM on July 25, 2008

disney booty meat.
posted by madamjujujive at 2:01 PM on July 25, 2008

Where do I begin. Summers in Rangoon. Luge lessons. We fashioned these meat hats every spring. When we were insolent we were places in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard stuff, really.
posted by tkchrist at 2:09 PM on July 25, 2008

Isn't this a double?
posted by onlyconnect at 2:29 PM on July 25, 2008

If this isn't a double, I'll eat those hats.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 2:52 PM on July 25, 2008

Underwear made of meat
posted by parmanparman at 3:01 PM on July 25, 2008

Oh waiter! There seems to be a hair in my Châteaubriand.
posted by netbros at 3:24 PM on July 25, 2008

Don't eat those hats, man. Aged beef is one thing, but 8 years...
posted by echo target at 5:37 PM on July 25, 2008

Sigh.
posted by turgid dahlia at 7:17 PM on July 25, 2008

My friend Steve made that site.
posted by Argyle at 7:20 PM on July 25, 2008

Wow, I remember seeing Hats of Meat years ago, and then I think it went offline. I'm glad to see it back, like miss lynnster says, it's like using an internet time machine. If I were to go back to 2000, I'd like to warn myself that despite my greatest hopes, Part I is indicative of things to come and the new Star Wars trilogy will suck.
posted by ob at 10:27 AM on July 26, 2008

My friend Steve made that site.

Your friend Steve is a meathead.
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 9:26 AM on July 31, 2008