Princess Chunk - she ain't heavy, she's my fuzzy buddy
July 30, 2008 2:31 PM Subscribe
Are you looking for a nice, big kitty to let into your heart? Princess Chunk, at 44 pounds, might fit the bill nicely. Just two pounds shy of the world's record, the pudgy kitty was roaming sans collar in Voorhees, NJ and is now in good hands at the Camden County Animal Shelter. Chunker's owners have until Saturday to claim their big pal - after that, this big quarterback of a kitty is ready for a loving home.
the pudgy kitty was roaming sans collar in Voorhees, NJ and is now in good hands at the Camden County Animal Shelter.
For which the few remaining mice in Voorhees are exceedingly grateful.
posted by three blind mice at 2:40 PM on July 30, 2008 [2 favorites]
For which the few remaining mice in Voorhees are exceedingly grateful.
posted by three blind mice at 2:40 PM on July 30, 2008 [2 favorites]
For my big house-cat needs, I think I still want a Fishing cat. (Some of the photos are still available here.)
posted by quin at 2:42 PM on July 30, 2008
posted by quin at 2:42 PM on July 30, 2008
"I mean, how do you lose a 44-pound cat?!"
The San Francisco Chronicle Style Guide includes interrobangs. Color me impressed.
posted by rokusan at 2:42 PM on July 30, 2008 [2 favorites]
The San Francisco Chronicle Style Guide includes interrobangs. Color me impressed.
posted by rokusan at 2:42 PM on July 30, 2008 [2 favorites]
Another big kitty! Reunion with Christian the Lion [video | 02:28].
Interview with Anthony "Ace" Bourke and John Rendall [video | 08:52].
Previous MeFi thread.
posted by ericb at 2:48 PM on July 30, 2008 [1 favorite]
Interview with Anthony "Ace" Bourke and John Rendall [video | 08:52].
Previous MeFi thread.
posted by ericb at 2:48 PM on July 30, 2008 [1 favorite]
With only 2 pounds to go, it would be a shame not to go for the record.
posted by found missing at 2:55 PM on July 30, 2008 [10 favorites]
posted by found missing at 2:55 PM on July 30, 2008 [10 favorites]
HURF DURF FRISKIES EATER
posted by kuujjuarapik at 3:02 PM on July 30, 2008 [9 favorites]
posted by kuujjuarapik at 3:02 PM on July 30, 2008 [9 favorites]
Thanks for that link Greg Nog, complete with my favorite Chunk photo yet.
In late-breaking news, Chunky's still unclaimed, and she's going on Regis and Kelly tomorrow.
posted by porn in the woods at 3:03 PM on July 30, 2008
In late-breaking news, Chunky's still unclaimed, and she's going on Regis and Kelly tomorrow.
posted by porn in the woods at 3:03 PM on July 30, 2008
With the question looming as to where Princess Chunky came from, Wright offered a few theories... Maybe it was an elderly person who died.
Oh god. That explains the weight. Some poor old lady keeled over into her pot of catnip and... oh the humanity.
posted by GuyZero at 3:07 PM on July 30, 2008 [2 favorites]
Oh god. That explains the weight. Some poor old lady keeled over into her pot of catnip and... oh the humanity.
posted by GuyZero at 3:07 PM on July 30, 2008 [2 favorites]
For which the few remaining micehumans in Voorhees are exceedingly grateful.
FTFY.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 3:08 PM on July 30, 2008
FTFY.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 3:08 PM on July 30, 2008
(an article which mentions her proper naval rank)
The caption there is wrong. It should read "There are fat cats and there are HOLY FUCKING GIGANTIC HUGE FUCKING CATS"
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 3:11 PM on July 30, 2008
The caption there is wrong. It should read "There are fat cats and there are HOLY FUCKING GIGANTIC HUGE FUCKING CATS"
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 3:11 PM on July 30, 2008
I hereby place into nomination the Captain Chunk theme song.
posted by netbros at 3:15 PM on July 30, 2008
posted by netbros at 3:15 PM on July 30, 2008
Just two pounds shy of the world's record
Can I has cheezburger indeed.
posted by nudar at 3:16 PM on July 30, 2008
Can I has cheezburger indeed.
posted by nudar at 3:16 PM on July 30, 2008
What was she eating?
...Other cats?
posted by kittens for breakfast at 3:18 PM on July 30, 2008 [2 favorites]
...Other cats?
posted by kittens for breakfast at 3:18 PM on July 30, 2008 [2 favorites]
Family probably thought it was an old bean-bag chair and tossed on the sidewalk.
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 3:23 PM on July 30, 2008 [5 favorites]
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 3:23 PM on July 30, 2008 [5 favorites]
I will forward this article to everyone who complains about my fat cat. Yes his name is "Pico", and he weighs about 26 pounds. But he was really small when we got him!
posted by Big_B at 3:24 PM on July 30, 2008
posted by Big_B at 3:24 PM on July 30, 2008
What was she eating? ...Other cats?
Yep. And for breakfast!
posted by ericb at 3:55 PM on July 30, 2008
Yep. And for breakfast!
posted by ericb at 3:55 PM on July 30, 2008
My cat is pleased to hear about this. She has long been saddled with the undignified nickname "the fat one." Unfortunately, as she won't be hanging out with Captain Chunk anytime soon and her step-sister is a svelte creature, she's still going to be "the fat one."
Sorry Wensleydale. You're still the fattest animal in this house.
Though not if I get down to New Jersey and steal that cat. Man, I am a sucker for an obese feline!
posted by grapefruitmoon at 3:59 PM on July 30, 2008
Sorry Wensleydale. You're still the fattest animal in this house.
Though not if I get down to New Jersey and steal that cat. Man, I am a sucker for an obese feline!
posted by grapefruitmoon at 3:59 PM on July 30, 2008
She's so cute. Seriously, I wanna cuddle her (which she doesn't seem to mind). I bet she belonged to an elderly person who's either passed or is sick. Po' kitteh.
posted by kimdog at 4:12 PM on July 30, 2008
posted by kimdog at 4:12 PM on July 30, 2008
Oh man, I want that kitty for my own! I would love her, and hug her, and squeeze her, and call her Captain.
And put her on some nice Royal Canin Calorie Control, lol.
posted by zarah at 4:26 PM on July 30, 2008
And put her on some nice Royal Canin Calorie Control, lol.
posted by zarah at 4:26 PM on July 30, 2008
This makes me feel much, much better about my own one-year old monster, Mister Suzuki, who weighs in at 22. He's petite in comparison, really. (I feed him cat food from costco, dry, and he likes to snack on Sorrel.)
posted by munyeca at 4:33 PM on July 30, 2008
posted by munyeca at 4:33 PM on July 30, 2008
This cat's hairballs are bigger than most cats.
And it's a girl!
posted by ornate insect at 4:43 PM on July 30, 2008
And it's a girl!
posted by ornate insect at 4:43 PM on July 30, 2008
Oh man, I want that kitty for my own! I would love her, and hug her, and squeeze her, and call her Captain.
Me too! I'll thumb wrestle you for her!
posted by The Light Fantastic at 4:49 PM on July 30, 2008
Me too! I'll thumb wrestle you for her!
posted by The Light Fantastic at 4:49 PM on July 30, 2008
My landlady lives down stairs from me. Her cat looks bigger than that one. Her cat also has the same name as her son-Johnny, which must thrill him to no end. He live downstairs from her. She'll cook for the cat but not for him. I don not know what this all means.
posted by jonmc at 5:14 PM on July 30, 2008 [2 favorites]
posted by jonmc at 5:14 PM on July 30, 2008 [2 favorites]
She's so cute. Seriously, I wanna cuddle her (which she doesn't seem to mind).
Oh, she might not mind. But if she sat on your lap your knees would never be the same again.
posted by orange swan at 5:49 PM on July 30, 2008
Oh, she might not mind. But if she sat on your lap your knees would never be the same again.
posted by orange swan at 5:49 PM on July 30, 2008
My 20-pound black pussy pales in comparison to that Princess Chunk. I can't imagine having PC chilling in my lap though. If Black Kittie (yes that is my cat's name) sits in my lap for too long, my legs start to fall asleep.
posted by MaryDellamorte at 6:16 PM on July 30, 2008
posted by MaryDellamorte at 6:16 PM on July 30, 2008
Just two pounds shy of the world's record...
New heaviest cat on the block is: Snowbie, who weighed in at 44kg (98lb) in 1977.
I've spent the last hour on some differential equations modeling this and my best estimate is that 44 + 2 << 98.
posted by DU at 6:26 PM on July 30, 2008
New heaviest cat on the block is: Snowbie, who weighed in at 44kg (98lb) in 1977.
I've spent the last hour on some differential equations modeling this and my best estimate is that 44 + 2 << 98.
posted by DU at 6:26 PM on July 30, 2008
"this big quarterback of a kitty"
That's no quarterback. That's a defensive tackle right there.
posted by Nick Verstayne at 6:53 PM on July 30, 2008 [2 favorites]
That's no quarterback. That's a defensive tackle right there.
posted by Nick Verstayne at 6:53 PM on July 30, 2008 [2 favorites]
There's no way ol' Snowbie weighs just shy of 100 pounds, that's a mixup.
posted by porn in the woods at 6:55 PM on July 30, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by porn in the woods at 6:55 PM on July 30, 2008 [1 favorite]
Oh, and the SFGate article mentions "The Guinness World Records" Please tell me that Giles Coren didn't write that piece. If he did...well, I don't want to be a sub-editor on the receiving end.
See what I did there? With the innuendo and the stressed syllable? See? See?
posted by Nick Verstayne at 7:11 PM on July 30, 2008
See what I did there? With the innuendo and the stressed syllable? See? See?
posted by Nick Verstayne at 7:11 PM on July 30, 2008
In looking for the cat's previous owner, has anyone thought to look inside the cat?
posted by ZachsMind at 7:14 PM on July 30, 2008 [6 favorites]
posted by ZachsMind at 7:14 PM on July 30, 2008 [6 favorites]
MY HOME TOWN IS FAMOUS!!!
posted by backseatpilot at 8:35 PM on July 30, 2008
posted by backseatpilot at 8:35 PM on July 30, 2008
Puddha
posted by Ritchie at 11:45 PM on July 30, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by Ritchie at 11:45 PM on July 30, 2008 [1 favorite]
The real Fat Princess?
"The more gold in the chest, the heavier it would be, and the harder it would be to carry," she said, before adding, "Oh, but that's not as "cute" as cake and fat chicks. Right."
Right!
posted by The Light Fantastic at 1:16 AM on July 31, 2008
"The more gold in the chest, the heavier it would be, and the harder it would be to carry," she said, before adding, "Oh, but that's not as "cute" as cake and fat chicks. Right."
Right!
posted by The Light Fantastic at 1:16 AM on July 31, 2008
She's a he. His name is Powder. He has a brother, also up for adoption. Her owner is staying with friends after losing her home to foreclosure and can no longer care for the cats.
posted by desuetude at 7:20 AM on July 31, 2008
posted by desuetude at 7:20 AM on July 31, 2008
Re: desuetude's link... that's so sad. Another victim of the foreclosure crisis.
posted by kimdog at 7:29 AM on July 31, 2008
posted by kimdog at 7:29 AM on July 31, 2008
that must have been quite the 13 mile trek for such a creature
posted by refractal at 8:07 AM on July 31, 2008
posted by refractal at 8:07 AM on July 31, 2008
I'm with Cereselle. For a moment there with the whole Camden County thing, I thought this was a publicity stunt for NBC's My Name is Earl.
posted by dakotadusk at 8:41 AM on July 31, 2008
posted by dakotadusk at 8:41 AM on July 31, 2008
porn in the woods writes "In late-breaking news, Chunky's still unclaimed, and she's going on Regis and Kelly tomorrow."
That sounds like some quality entertainment.
posted by krinklyfig at 8:58 AM on July 31, 2008
That sounds like some quality entertainment.
posted by krinklyfig at 8:58 AM on July 31, 2008
An excerpt regarding the ambiguity of Chunk's chunk:
"Is it possible this cat is so dang fat that even though everyone's looking at it things are hidden?" she said before the show. "It's possible. We keep looking at this cat's behind and it looks like a girl to us. But nothing looks really normal on this cat."
The vet who examined Powder live on national TV said he was confident the cat was male - "He's like you and me," he told Regis Philbin.
posted by yeoja at 9:36 AM on July 31, 2008
"Is it possible this cat is so dang fat that even though everyone's looking at it things are hidden?" she said before the show. "It's possible. We keep looking at this cat's behind and it looks like a girl to us. But nothing looks really normal on this cat."
The vet who examined Powder live on national TV said he was confident the cat was male - "He's like you and me," he told Regis Philbin.
posted by yeoja at 9:36 AM on July 31, 2008
It's hard for me to believe this cat is about twice as heavy as Marlon Brando Cat.
I swear there was a FPP about this one at some point, but I can't find it.
posted by Dr-Baa at 10:58 AM on July 31, 2008 [1 favorite]
I swear there was a FPP about this one at some point, but I can't find it.
posted by Dr-Baa at 10:58 AM on July 31, 2008 [1 favorite]
i love this cat. s/he makes my 22-pound big boy look like a svelte young kitten.
what a sad story, though. my heart goes out to the (former) owner. it would be nice if this somehow increased awareness of homelessness in both animals and people.
posted by msconduct at 11:19 AM on July 31, 2008
what a sad story, though. my heart goes out to the (former) owner. it would be nice if this somehow increased awareness of homelessness in both animals and people.
posted by msconduct at 11:19 AM on July 31, 2008
Aaaaawwwwwww... a shot showing off the big belly.
800 inquiries on adopting the big buddy so far.
posted by porn in the woods at 1:53 PM on July 31, 2008
800 inquiries on adopting the big buddy so far.
posted by porn in the woods at 1:53 PM on July 31, 2008
Sucks this woman lost her house.
Also sucks that she threw the cat out on the street (after letting it get like this) instead of finding a shelter or other group to take it in.
posted by inigo2 at 2:16 PM on July 31, 2008
Also sucks that she threw the cat out on the street (after letting it get like this) instead of finding a shelter or other group to take it in.
posted by inigo2 at 2:16 PM on July 31, 2008
It's not in the Inquirer article desuetude linked to, but on local news tonight the owner said she had given the cat to friends who agreed to care for it. It apparently ran waddled away.
posted by fixedgear at 4:51 PM on July 31, 2008
posted by fixedgear at 4:51 PM on July 31, 2008
I can see a reality television show develop out of this, where several families compete in outrageous feats of physical endurance and psychological stress in order to prove they're the best family to take care of the cutest cat the producers can get their hands on. Call it "Pedigree Factor."
posted by ZachsMind at 5:51 PM on July 31, 2008
posted by ZachsMind at 5:51 PM on July 31, 2008
It's not in the Inquirer article desuetude linked to, but on local news tonight the owner said she had given the cat to friends who agreed to care for it. It apparently ran waddled away.
The one article I saw said she gave her second (also fat, but not this fat) cat to some friends, but didn't say anything about giving this one away.
But, I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.
posted by inigo2 at 8:06 AM on August 1, 2008
The one article I saw said she gave her second (also fat, but not this fat) cat to some friends, but didn't say anything about giving this one away.
But, I'm willing to give her the benefit of the doubt.
posted by inigo2 at 8:06 AM on August 1, 2008
More from 8/1 Phila Inquirer if anyone is still interested.
posted by fixedgear at 1:36 PM on August 1, 2008
posted by fixedgear at 1:36 PM on August 1, 2008
Smart of them to select an adoptive family that already has 2 cats, that way he can get some slimming exercise playing and running around with them.
The front page of the Camden County Animal Shelter says that The Prince will be at the Cherry Hill PetSmart for their adoptathon on Aug. 17th, if any fat cat lovin' mefite in the area wants to meet him in person. I wish I could go! :)
posted by zarah at 5:25 PM on August 10, 2008
The front page of the Camden County Animal Shelter says that The Prince will be at the Cherry Hill PetSmart for their adoptathon on Aug. 17th, if any fat cat lovin' mefite in the area wants to meet him in person. I wish I could go! :)
posted by zarah at 5:25 PM on August 10, 2008
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