May 2, 2001 7:25 PM   Subscribe Fetish for danger? Here's a web site for all your prison fantasies. Or you could just be pen-pals. Take for example, Nora, age 44, who is "very sexy, young at heart, dream maker, intelligent, sensitive, strong, kind and easy to talk to."
posted by ktheory (13 comments total)
Not as good as While it's fun reading all these personals, no mention is ever made as to their crime. I would prefer writing to the white collar criminals than the more violent offenders.
posted by shackbar at 7:32 PM on May 2, 2001

Yeah...I'd like to see the crime as well. What I love best about this site, however, is the "Add to Shopping Cart" functionality. There is something magical about treating caged women as goods-for-sale.
posted by Hankins at 7:46 PM on May 2, 2001

This all reminds me of the Kids in the Hall sketch.

"All the girls wanna know: Who's the cutest guy on death row?

Dave: Is it Steve?

Kevin: Or is it Lyle?

Bruce: Or is it the new guy with the unpredictable smile?"

My favorite is David

"Hi1  I am a 33 year old skin head, from Monterey CA.  My nickname is loner.  I'm doing an eleven year term, which I'm happy to say is half done.  I don't smoke, and enjoy running and woking out.  I'm looking for a white female to help pass a little of this time."
posted by mgtrott at 8:09 PM on May 2, 2001

Goodness, are there enough women from Texas among the inmates. It's a big inmate state! Maybe they should have Miss Texas scream that in Atlantic City next year.
posted by raysmj at 8:21 PM on May 2, 2001

I love this post I read..."I was arrested for forgery....I'm very honest and am looking for a man who is honest and straighforward too." Keyword: FORGERY...this does not gel with honesty. I actually feel very sorry for these women and found the site quite sad. Thank God I'm free!!!
posted by Nancy66 at 9:24 PM on May 2, 2001

Dear Inmate No 24601:
I need a man, and I cannot find one among the law-abiding....

posted by bluishorange at 9:41 PM on May 2, 2001

There was a text file somewhere all about how to correspond with women in prison ... to get them to write erotica for you. They have all this free time, you see ... they love to hear from the outside ... they're induceable with small amounts of cash or cheap trinkets ... they won't squirm at your favorite fetish ... etc. etc. etc.

Meet them? Oh, don't ever meet them.
posted by dhartung at 10:10 PM on May 2, 2001

Get em before they end up like her. [via]
posted by dogmatic at 10:18 PM on May 2, 2001

Dogmatic's link is a lot scarier if you look at the dates. Pic 1 was taken in '83, when I'd have to guess she was 18 or so. Pic 11 was taken in '89, so I assume she'd be 24 (!?!?!?!). Last pic is in '97, so, around 32. If the pic 11 person is the same as the pic 12 person (and I don't think it is) she really got her act together.
posted by swell at 11:23 PM on May 2, 2001

Kind of strange, too, the way all the inmates are divided by race (as well as age).
posted by Rebis at 11:43 PM on May 2, 2001

Actually, swell, I think the only difference (besides some hair coloring) is that Pic 12 is taken with a digital camera instead of film.
posted by dhartung at 4:15 AM on May 3, 2001

Ouch! They're giving this woman's address away free because no one will write her. Talk about kicking someone when they're down . . .
posted by lawtalkinguy at 8:46 AM on May 3, 2001

unlike Jailbabes, Meet-an-Inmate is free (as far as i can tell).

Meet Paul-10W:
he "grok(s), whenever possible."

That's good to know, Paul. Thanks.
posted by wantwit at 9:32 AM on May 3, 2001

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