My now-husband and I were at a state park having sex in the backseat of my Volvo. A county cop knocked on the window while my boyfriend was thrusting. I rolled it down and the cop said: “This is unacceptable. Next time bring a blanket and do it in the woods like normal people.” He left and we continued.
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