The other panda is vomiting a rainbow without photographs
October 5, 2008 12:14 PM   Subscribe

 


My hovercraft is full of eels!
posted by zippy at 12:19 PM on October 5, 2008 [3 favorites]


The panda just started vomiting nudes at me. Tasteful nudes, yes, but it was more than mildly disconcerting.
posted by Kattullus at 12:24 PM on October 5, 2008


why yes. yes it is.
posted by The Whelk at 12:25 PM on October 5, 2008 [2 favorites]


Okay, this picture? Even more disconcerting.
posted by Kattullus at 12:26 PM on October 5, 2008


Now this is art!
posted by MikeMc at 12:27 PM on October 5, 2008


Freaky. Cool, but freaky.
posted by rtha at 12:29 PM on October 5, 2008


It keeps giving me pictures like this one, people holding record sleeves in front of their heads.
posted by Kattullus at 12:30 PM on October 5, 2008


Thanks to this post, I discovered the wonderful "what" tag.
posted by synaesthetichaze at 12:47 PM on October 5, 2008 [2 favorites]


please stop the ride, I need to get off.
posted by Pants! at 12:47 PM on October 5, 2008


Not again!
posted by blue_beetle at 12:48 PM on October 5, 2008


I liked the panda drawing before the photos began appearing. They distract from the drawing.
posted by eustacescrubb at 12:52 PM on October 5, 2008


Gosh yes.
posted by unknowncommand at 12:59 PM on October 5, 2008


brought to you by the same guy who gave the internet jesus riding a dinosaur. i love his stuff.
posted by nadawi at 1:02 PM on October 5, 2008 [3 favorites]


This reminds me of a site I want to make "2 Fairies, 1 Cup"

I'd imagine fairies shit rainbows, no? How hot would that be? Fairies drinking rainbow shit out of a cup?

Anybody got flash skills to create it?
posted by symbioid at 1:03 PM on October 5, 2008 [2 favorites]


It's a gay panda!
posted by ericb at 1:05 PM on October 5, 2008


RAPTUROUS RED!
posted by The Whelk at 1:05 PM on October 5, 2008


This is why no one can ever get pandas to mate in captivity.
posted by Lipstick Thespian at 1:16 PM on October 5, 2008 [1 favorite]


Is it just me, or is Yahoo! taking forEVER to load these days?
posted by malaprohibita at 1:21 PM on October 5, 2008


Or, should I say, Yahoo-owned sites.
posted by malaprohibita at 1:23 PM on October 5, 2008


There's an something of an explanation at the page linked to below the rainbow-vomiting pandas.
posted by Kattullus at 1:25 PM on October 5, 2008


A mashup of Flickr, Katamari Damacy, and the Prime Number-Shitting Bear? Brilliant!
posted by Rhaomi at 1:31 PM on October 5, 2008 [2 favorites]


I'm drunk on panda mystery.
posted by shoesaphone at 1:47 PM on October 5, 2008 [1 favorite]


brought to you by the same guy who gave the internet jesus riding a dinosaur. i love his stuff.

Yeah, his political illustrations are great.
posted by krinklyfig at 1:47 PM on October 5, 2008


Yeah, his political illustrations are great.

Yes they are
posted by The Whelk at 1:52 PM on October 5, 2008


Also this

He captured Rudy's "descent into Monty Burns" expression so well.
posted by The Whelk at 2:06 PM on October 5, 2008


This reminds me of a site I want to make "2 Fairies, 1 Cup"

I'd imagine fairies shit rainbows, no? How hot would that be? Fairies drinking rainbow shit out of a cup?


And I would be able to locate your blog where exactly?
posted by MikeMc at 2:11 PM on October 5, 2008


I don't think 'cup' suffices for that; I think you have to go for 'chalice' at the very least. Possibly an additional 'gilded' or even 'exquisitely wrought' might be called for.
posted by Wolfdog at 2:14 PM on October 5, 2008


The Searcher's stuff is beyond awesome. Thanks.
posted by Devils Rancher at 2:45 PM on October 5, 2008


Too bad it only took ten seconds for the panda to barf up a picture of a fucking Blythe doll.
posted by Stonestock Relentless at 3:07 PM on October 5, 2008


Q. What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?

A. A panda rolling down a hill.
posted by netbros at 4:53 PM on October 5, 2008 [1 favorite]


It keeps giving me pictures like this one, people holding record sleeves in front of their heads.

Maybe it's because it swallowed a copy of Dark Side of the Moon....
posted by Kronos_to_Earth at 6:38 PM on October 5, 2008 [1 favorite]


Okay, I'm beginning to foment in my mind this notion that somehow YouTube comments and Flickr Explore are somehow being influenced by the same gene pool. Is it just me, or is Explore constantly filled with the most hackneyed, trite, over-saturated and banal photographs on Flickr, with only the occasional gem accidentally making it through?

(not that Vomiting-Rainbow-Panda isn't one cool piece of software -- it is)
posted by Devils Rancher at 6:58 PM on October 5, 2008


Okay, this picture? Even more disconcerting.

That photo just led me to a far more disconcerting experience. You can have it too, just poke around in the photographer's photostream until you stumble across something that mentions her age.
posted by Lazlo at 7:30 PM on October 5, 2008


lazlo: yikes!
posted by nadawi at 7:45 PM on October 5, 2008


I don't know, she looks about sixteen to me.
posted by Kattullus at 8:04 PM on October 5, 2008


Sixteen? Difficult to say...and does that photographer belong to Metafilter?
posted by Kronos_to_Earth at 8:26 PM on October 5, 2008


the profile page says 15.
posted by nadawi at 8:53 PM on October 5, 2008


I was sort of thinking that it might start vomiting my own photos at me.
posted by chuckdarwin at 2:26 AM on October 6, 2008


"The other panda is vomiting a rainbow without photographs"

The first one is from marketing.
The second one...from sales...
posted by samsara at 7:03 AM on October 6, 2008


I don't even know where to start... I couldn't keep watching because I was afraid it might start spewing pictures of people I know.
posted by fiercekitten at 12:02 PM on October 6, 2008


Exactly what my Monday needed. Sweet panda, never stop.
posted by holycola at 4:24 PM on October 6, 2008


Where are the nudes?! I was promised nudes!
posted by mrgrimm at 6:04 PM on October 6, 2008


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