Jeb Bush did not have sex with that woman.

May 14, 2001 12:27 PM

Jeb Bush did not have sex with that woman. No, not that one, this one.
posted by swell (12 comments total)

Has Jeb Bush ever heard of Gary Hart?
posted by rcade at 12:42 PM on May 14, 2001

Those are two different women?
posted by jennak at 1:16 PM on May 14, 2001

Governor Denies Affair With Appointee

"There was no affair," said the governor at a press conference today, "she only gave me head. That's cool, right?"
posted by Skot at 1:24 PM on May 14, 2001

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Good one Skot. Someone finally made me laugh on a really crappy Monday at work

Thank you very much.
posted by a3matrix at 2:08 PM on May 14, 2001

It would be funny if he had an affair with C.Harris, but is aiming to be "outed" for having an affair with C.Henderson (initials the same...hmm....) as disinformation because one would be just sex, whereas the other would further render Florida 2000 the outrage it already is....By the way, who would you rather have an affair with (of the two)?
posted by ParisParamus at 2:35 PM on May 14, 2001

I think the he must have gone for the Lewinsky haircut
posted by wsfinkel at 4:58 PM on May 14, 2001

By the way, who would you rather have an affair with (of the two)?

Why, are you offering to set me up?
posted by kindall at 5:02 PM on May 14, 2001

Not like Marion Barry, I assume.
posted by allaboutgeorge at 7:11 PM on May 14, 2001

Christ on crutches, that's some big hair. I'm afraid it'll become self-aware soon.
posted by solistrato at 8:27 PM on May 14, 2001

hey wow, this guys bugs easy...all this from the post on MeFi last week..
let's just keep spreading rumors down there...
posted by brucec at 8:37 PM on May 14, 2001

Jeb Bush's fate in the '02 election will be an interesting barometer for Al Gore's '04 hopes.
posted by ParisParamus at 4:14 AM on May 15, 2001

Jeb Bush's fate in the '02 election will be an interesting barometer for Al Gore's '04 hopes.

not necessarily, governors do not have much effect on Federal politics. Before the election, it was widely stated
that Florida was out of Gore's column because Jeb was governor, something that was not true. It also depend on who the Democrats run.
posted by brucec at 6:08 AM on May 15, 2001