"On election night, we lowered Old Glory from our flag pole because we are no longer the land of the free and the home of the brave (except for our military). The sound principals [sic] for which Old Glory stood have been abandoned. We raised the rebel flag of the Old South in protest. Since political correctness forces people into a limited frame of reference, we wish to say this loud and clear, this was not about race. We resent having a Marxist in the White House no matter color he is.
If Mr. Obama had tried to enter the White House as an ordinary citizen, he would not qualify for a security clearance because of his past associations. We decided if Obama can refuse to properly salute the flag and his buddy, Bill Ayers, could stand on the American flag in a trash-filled alley, then we could take Old Glory down in honor and respect."
The first thing you want to do when you enter your room whether you're in the Hilton or Motel 6 is to take the bedspread off the bed and throw it in the corner as soon as possible. Immediately. Hotels and Motels will wash the sheets of course, and occasionally the blankets, but rarely, if ever will they wash the bedspread. The last thing you want at night next to your face is something that has been intimate with millions of other people's stinky feet and genitalia. That thing has been farted on, fucked on, and was probably used to wipe up spillage of one kind or another be it baby barf or some sweaty truck driver's Pabst Blue Ribbon. Or probably both.
Meta-analysis shows that the statistical correlation between exposure to media violence and aggression is not quite as strong as that linking smoking to an increased risk of lung cancer. It is, howener, double the strength of the correlation of passive smoking and lung cancer, twice as strong as the link between condom use and reduction in risk of catching HIV, about three times the strength of the idea that calcium increases bone strength, and more than three times as strong as the correlation between time spent doing homework and academic achievement.
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