May 16, 2001
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Reasons not to buy a Vagina Washing Rod: 1. Badly translated Korean catalogue entry. ("Purity, an essential device for cleanliness of women daily!") 2. "No, Mom! It's for hygeine! Really!" 3. Look, just take a second, and think about what it does. Now think about where it goes. Still interested?
posted by tweebiscuit (20 comments total)

But is it legal in Texas?
posted by Hackworth at 9:51 PM on May 16, 2001

I think so. I'm just worried the feminists will demand a penis washing rod (for "equality" and all). ouch.

on a side note: i had no idea where a vagina washing rod was supposed to be used until i saw the diagrams. ;)
posted by wantwit at 10:04 PM on May 16, 2001

You guys mean its supposed to be used in the bathroom, right?
posted by Doug at 10:20 PM on May 16, 2001

I'd like to get the opinion of a woman or two here: would that thing actually be comfortable? I mean, that's a lot of water being ejected into a very out of the way place...
posted by tweebiscuit at 10:40 PM on May 16, 2001

Well, I won't say anything on the comfort topic, but this would definitely be MOST unhygienic (as are vaginal showers in general).
I hope nobody here needs explaining that the bacteria living in the vagina (as in the stomach, mouth, etc) are healthy and essential to the equilibrium of the place ; )
Excessive cleansing such as this will only open the door to serious infections... be warned, if you were even tempted!
posted by Tara at 12:43 AM on May 17, 2001

And thus, a stupid post making fun of Korean vagina-washer peddlers teaches us all a valuable lesson in the end.
posted by tweebiscuit at 1:23 AM on May 17, 2001

Ermm. So what exactly were you doing looking at vagina washing rods anyway, tweebiscuit?
posted by lia at 1:36 AM on May 17, 2001

Probably "tweebiscuit" saw it posted on FilePile.
posted by canoeguide at 2:49 AM on May 17, 2001

Equilibrium be damned; what I think the guys were after was, nudge nudge, heh heh, how does it feel?
posted by pracowity at 3:00 AM on May 17, 2001

jeez... and they'd need to go on the Internet to get an answer to that?!
posted by Tara at 4:16 AM on May 17, 2001

Some of them would.
posted by pracowity at 5:32 AM on May 17, 2001

Men can no more understand how this feels than they can understand how it feels to be pregnant, or how it feels to use sonar to view the world (another talent women have).
posted by Steven Den Beste at 6:28 AM on May 17, 2001

Somebody set us up the vagina
posted by bondcliff at 6:35 AM on May 17, 2001

All your vagina washing rod are belong to us!
posted by msacheson at 7:58 AM on May 17, 2001

"Another satisfaction after shower!"

posted by jplummer at 8:06 AM on May 17, 2001

or how it feels to use sonar to view the world (another talent women have).

Well that would explain why my wife keeps going "PING!"
posted by briank at 8:10 AM on May 17, 2001

Too bad this was posted after Mother's Day. Looks like it makes a great gift.
posted by bilco at 9:07 AM on May 17, 2001

You're all forgetting the most important part: it helps to prevent from strench.
posted by Danelope at 2:30 PM on May 17, 2001

Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of these?
posted by machaus at 7:18 PM on May 17, 2001

That device resembles the rice pasta in the Korean grocery store on 32nd St. in Manhattan.
posted by ParisParamus at 7:46 PM on May 17, 2001

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