Instant Tumbleweed
December 22, 2008 7:46 AM   Subscribe

Instant Tumbleweed - for when a joke just isn't up to scratch.
posted by wibbler (14 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Self-link? Banned. -- cortex



 
I prefer crickets.
posted by phunniemee at 7:50 AM on December 22, 2008


I think I saw a tumbleweed vortex in my bathroom last week.
posted by Xurando at 7:50 AM on December 22, 2008


When the subject of a post is its own appropriate response. Very postmodern.
posted by nanojath at 7:52 AM on December 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


Somebody please do the dot thing, animated.
Like so, but, you know, moving:
. . .
posted by iamkimiam at 7:53 AM on December 22, 2008


When the subject of a post is its own appropriate response. Very postmodern.

Oh, shit.
posted by jquinby at 7:56 AM on December 22, 2008


A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably fishing with his mates."

instant tumbleweed
posted by netbros at 7:59 AM on December 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


[sad trombone]
posted by Horace Rumpole at 7:59 AM on December 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


GREAT. Something new for Mefites to link to.
posted by gman at 8:00 AM on December 22, 2008


She replied, "Probably fishing with his mates."

instant tumbleweed
posted by netbros at 9:59 AM on December 22 [+] [!]


Actually, I may consider this post redeemed if it becomes a massive repository of shitty jokes.
posted by nanojath at 8:03 AM on December 22, 2008


[chirpchirp]
posted by crickets at 8:05 AM on December 22, 2008 [2 favorites]


I appreciate the effort, but this instant tumbleweed is a bit too cutesy. If I'm going to link to a tumbleweed for editorial commentary I want to feel like a tumbleweed actually just went by.
posted by Slack-a-gogo at 8:05 AM on December 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


Is it 1997?
posted by autodidact at 8:10 AM on December 22, 2008


self-link, flagged and e-mailed the admins
posted by briank at 8:13 AM on December 22, 2008


[sad trombone]
posted by inigo2 at 8:13 AM on December 22, 2008 [1 favorite]


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