Actually... Chester Phllips

May 21, 2001 9:26 PM

Actually... Chester Phllips started the whole Kaycee sandal. Anybody else want to take further responsibility for this?
posted by msposner (6 comments total)

Well, I suppose that now Ev should update this page
posted by fooljay at 11:14 PM on May 21, 2001

Lies, lies, lies. I had nothing to do with any Kaycee sandal. I don't wear sandals. I wear nothing but imported I-talian loafers.

However, I am available for comment vis-a-vis the Kaycee scandal.
posted by chester at 11:18 PM on May 21, 2001

Um, I just wanted to say. I'm sorry I caused all that cancer...
posted by insomnia_lj at 2:17 AM on May 22, 2001

While we are confessing our sins, I'd like to apologize for assassinating Archduke Ferdinand. I must have got up on the wrong side of the bed that day!
posted by MegoSteve at 10:07 AM on May 22, 2001

When I was in first grade there was this girl everyone was mean to, Sheryl Vandewater. I don't remember why, but it was probably cootie-related. One day at lunch the only seat available was next to her. I thought, "this is my chance to be heroic and sit next to her and be her friend, and she will love me forever because of it, even though all the other boys will laugh at me. But she and I will know how noble I really am."

I chickened out. I mean, cooties.The first of many acts of moral cowardice.

I'm sorry, Sheryl.
posted by rodii at 10:46 AM on May 22, 2001

This read to me like something I might have done if all this happened two or three years ago, back when I thought crap like this was funny.
posted by ZachsMind at 2:39 AM on May 25, 2001