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God I missed you, vronsky.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 5:13 PM on January 30, 2009
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 5:13 PM on January 30, 2009
Me voy a encargar uno, que parecen muy prácticos.
Saludos!!
posted by Potomac Avenue at 5:18 PM on January 30, 2009
Saludos!!
posted by Potomac Avenue at 5:18 PM on January 30, 2009
Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machines (movie).
posted by BrotherCaine at 5:26 PM on January 30, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by BrotherCaine at 5:26 PM on January 30, 2009 [1 favorite]
I'm watching Herzog's Stroszek in the background and the music is just superb.
I missed you too Marisa :)
posted by vronsky at 5:28 PM on January 30, 2009
I missed you too Marisa :)
posted by vronsky at 5:28 PM on January 30, 2009
I don't suppose anyone would care to give me a hint as to what I'll see if I click any of those links?
I don't like mystery meat posts.
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 5:30 PM on January 30, 2009 [2 favorites]
I don't like mystery meat posts.
posted by Chocolate Pickle at 5:30 PM on January 30, 2009 [2 favorites]
I approve of this post.
posted by dead cousin ted at 5:31 PM on January 30, 2009
posted by dead cousin ted at 5:31 PM on January 30, 2009
Click the links, you gutless coward.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 5:31 PM on January 30, 2009 [6 favorites]
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 5:31 PM on January 30, 2009 [6 favorites]
I mean, er, a demented buffet of visual treats and 60s camp. Sort of reminds me of what movies must be in The Cramps' movie collection.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 5:33 PM on January 30, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 5:33 PM on January 30, 2009 [1 favorite]
Robots, porn, gorillas, ninjas, warriors, and a lot of women dying in horror/torture scenarios. Basically a decontextualized gallery of pulp.
posted by BrotherCaine at 5:33 PM on January 30, 2009
posted by BrotherCaine at 5:33 PM on January 30, 2009
I think it's a bunch of stuff those bohemian kids who hang out in the Cult Classics section of the video store would find ironically cool in a post-ironic ironic kinda way. T&A, gorillas, pulp book covers. Y'know.
posted by jbickers at 5:33 PM on January 30, 2009 [3 favorites]
posted by jbickers at 5:33 PM on January 30, 2009 [3 favorites]
teats!
posted by dawson at 5:35 PM on January 30, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by dawson at 5:35 PM on January 30, 2009 [1 favorite]
The chocolate pickle doesn't like the mystery meat?
Its Vronsky.
If you get fired for looking, it will be totally worth it.
Trust us.
posted by isopraxis at 5:37 PM on January 30, 2009
Its Vronsky.
If you get fired for looking, it will be totally worth it.
Trust us.
posted by isopraxis at 5:37 PM on January 30, 2009
ahhhh....pubic hair...that really takes me down memory lane.
posted by spicynuts at 5:43 PM on January 30, 2009 [11 favorites]
posted by spicynuts at 5:43 PM on January 30, 2009 [11 favorites]
Fantastic; I've been needing a new twitter profile pic.
posted by mygothlaundry at 5:59 PM on January 30, 2009
posted by mygothlaundry at 5:59 PM on January 30, 2009
Hey guys, is there a program that will allow me to download every pic from that b!k!n! link in one shot?
Cuz I am going to have to do just that. Thanks, vronsky.
posted by orme at 6:02 PM on January 30, 2009
Cuz I am going to have to do just that. Thanks, vronsky.
posted by orme at 6:02 PM on January 30, 2009
A lovely slice of kitsch. Thanks.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 6:11 PM on January 30, 2009
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 6:11 PM on January 30, 2009
"page 1 of 56."
Awesome.
She has wide hips and healthy hair and large breasts and she is wearing only jewelry and fur and she wants you to give her babies. They will have plenty of milk and expensive educations and they will be attractive and they will propagate your genes. What could be better.
posted by longsleeves at 6:28 PM on January 30, 2009 [3 favorites]
Awesome.
She has wide hips and healthy hair and large breasts and she is wearing only jewelry and fur and she wants you to give her babies. They will have plenty of milk and expensive educations and they will be attractive and they will propagate your genes. What could be better.
posted by longsleeves at 6:28 PM on January 30, 2009 [3 favorites]
Click the links, you gutless coward.
I clicked every single link and I still have no idea what this post wants to tell me.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 6:34 PM on January 30, 2009
I clicked every single link and I still have no idea what this post wants to tell me.
posted by Horace Rumpole at 6:34 PM on January 30, 2009
Me neither, and this is why always return to Metafilter. Great job, love the random Glass.
posted by mannequito at 6:48 PM on January 30, 2009
posted by mannequito at 6:48 PM on January 30, 2009
Previously, more or less.
I like these, but I wish more (any) context was available, because some of them really latch onto the curiosity.
posted by paisley henosis at 6:51 PM on January 30, 2009 [1 favorite]
I like these, but I wish more (any) context was available, because some of them really latch onto the curiosity.
posted by paisley henosis at 6:51 PM on January 30, 2009 [1 favorite]
Wonderful! Thank you. I stumbled onto this today and it feels appropriate to link to it here.
posted by jettloe at 8:07 PM on January 30, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by jettloe at 8:07 PM on January 30, 2009 [1 favorite]
this is metametafilter, and like those French structuralists I studied in collage, I find myself wondering if I don't get it because I'm stupid, or if no one really gets it, and wouldn't you know it, the first google result for the post title...it's from Down Under!
I feel smart.
posted by dawson at 8:51 PM on January 30, 2009 [3 favorites]
I feel smart.
posted by dawson at 8:51 PM on January 30, 2009 [3 favorites]
I don't find myself wondering like those French structuralists...but whatever.
posted by dawson at 8:53 PM on January 30, 2009
posted by dawson at 8:53 PM on January 30, 2009
I love that jettloe, danke :)
(Go on and Push the Button).
posted by vronsky at 9:18 PM on January 30, 2009
(Go on and Push the Button).
posted by vronsky at 9:18 PM on January 30, 2009
I think this one's mystery meat because, really, it's inexplicable using words.
posted by JHarris at 12:46 AM on January 31, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by JHarris at 12:46 AM on January 31, 2009 [1 favorite]
ahhhh....pubic hair...that really takes me down memory lane.
I tried to become a fan of pubic hair on facebook; imagine my disappointment. Maybe I need to start a group or something.
vronsky, thanks for the post.
posted by maxwelton at 1:08 AM on January 31, 2009
I tried to become a fan of pubic hair on facebook; imagine my disappointment. Maybe I need to start a group or something.
vronsky, thanks for the post.
posted by maxwelton at 1:08 AM on January 31, 2009
I can't decide what I like most about this photo.
Are they selling subscriptions to the undecided woman? The innocuous and forgettable painting of daisies on the wall? The earnest expression on the bearded fellow's face ("As you can see here on page 17, this is new and it's definitely a...well, isn't that something?")? The fact that the woman seems like she might be coming around to their point of view? The awful ashtray, which looks like a pound cake, on the table? The straightforward title of the periodical? The finger entering the frame from the right, underlining Beard's pitch?
So much to love.
posted by maxwelton at 1:30 AM on January 31, 2009
Are they selling subscriptions to the undecided woman? The innocuous and forgettable painting of daisies on the wall? The earnest expression on the bearded fellow's face ("As you can see here on page 17, this is new and it's definitely a...well, isn't that something?")? The fact that the woman seems like she might be coming around to their point of view? The awful ashtray, which looks like a pound cake, on the table? The straightforward title of the periodical? The finger entering the frame from the right, underlining Beard's pitch?
So much to love.
posted by maxwelton at 1:30 AM on January 31, 2009
If you like this, you'll love The Groovy Age of Horror.
posted by Faint of Butt at 4:21 AM on January 31, 2009
posted by Faint of Butt at 4:21 AM on January 31, 2009
Morder her, morder der, eeh mork mork mork!
(Is it wrong that I'm still only on page 11? It's like another world in there.)
posted by Michael Roberts at 6:30 AM on January 31, 2009
(Is it wrong that I'm still only on page 11? It's like another world in there.)
posted by Michael Roberts at 6:30 AM on January 31, 2009
I tried to become a fan of pubic hair on facebook; imagine my disappointment. Maybe I need to start a group or something.
I think you would need to start a movement. If you're desperate though I would imagine a very quick google search would lead to a "bushel" of pubic hair fetish groups.
posted by spicynuts at 7:00 AM on January 31, 2009
I think you would need to start a movement. If you're desperate though I would imagine a very quick google search would lead to a "bushel" of pubic hair fetish groups.
posted by spicynuts at 7:00 AM on January 31, 2009
I can't decide what I like most about this photo.
That's an ashtray?? Holy new cunt, I thought it was dessert!
posted by spicynuts at 7:01 AM on January 31, 2009
That's an ashtray?? Holy new cunt, I thought it was dessert!
posted by spicynuts at 7:01 AM on January 31, 2009
I can't decide what I like most about this photo.
You know what's bizarre...walk down any street in any urban, hipster oriented section of any city (e.g. Williamsburg, Brooklyn) and you'll see 80% of the guys sporting this dude's look. But not a single girl showing of his blonde friend's style. Is there even a word for that woman's hairstyle?
Sorry, I keep finding more to love about this pic, like maxwelton.
posted by spicynuts at 7:04 AM on January 31, 2009
You know what's bizarre...walk down any street in any urban, hipster oriented section of any city (e.g. Williamsburg, Brooklyn) and you'll see 80% of the guys sporting this dude's look. But not a single girl showing of his blonde friend's style. Is there even a word for that woman's hairstyle?
Sorry, I keep finding more to love about this pic, like maxwelton.
posted by spicynuts at 7:04 AM on January 31, 2009
The lady with "wide hips and healthy hair and large breasts" is Brigitte Lahaie, the first French female pornstar. Her career was rather short (1976-1980) but she somehow attained a "sex goddess" status in France. Today, she's running a popular 2-hour talk show (giving sex advice with the help of doctors and psychologists) on mainstream radio.
posted by elgilito at 7:56 AM on January 31, 2009
posted by elgilito at 7:56 AM on January 31, 2009
It'd be good if there was some background info for some of the pictures. Some of the more famous women or movies I recognize, but then there is all sorts of crazy.
posted by chunking express at 8:19 AM on January 31, 2009
posted by chunking express at 8:19 AM on January 31, 2009
They discovered too late that man is a feeling creature...
posted by cimbrog at 8:48 AM on January 31, 2009
posted by cimbrog at 8:48 AM on January 31, 2009
Do vronsky and his mystery-meat-posting ilk get an exemption from [nsfw] tags or something? I just really lowered myself in the opinion of the girl sitting behind me.
posted by tehloki at 11:28 PM on January 31, 2009
posted by tehloki at 11:28 PM on January 31, 2009
I'm sure if you explain the situation she'll understand. "So this guy, vronsky, he makes these posts out of nowhere. You have to click the links. There's a common thread to them but it's not immediately obvious. Yes, there are sometimes boobs. Please don't think less of me. Can I buy you a macchiatto?"
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 4:45 AM on February 1, 2009
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 4:45 AM on February 1, 2009
I would suggest not clicking mystery meat posts when you're in a public place. I mean, I wouldn't.
posted by LogicalDash at 8:55 AM on February 1, 2009
posted by LogicalDash at 8:55 AM on February 1, 2009
ahhhh....pubic hair...that really takes me down memory lane.
Yes, at least we now know that vronsky really was pro-Bush.
posted by jonp72 at 9:19 AM on February 1, 2009
Yes, at least we now know that vronsky really was pro-Bush.
posted by jonp72 at 9:19 AM on February 1, 2009
That is just not so! I am not pro-Bush. But I am pro-Pie.
"I just really lowered myself in the opinion of the girl sitting behind me." Sorry about that tehloki, tell your Mom the macchiatto is on me.
more faves -- Black Emmanuelle, Ginger Lynn, Snake!, Star Wars, Ganymed, Wounded Knee, Fantomas.
posted by vronsky at 10:05 AM on February 1, 2009
"I just really lowered myself in the opinion of the girl sitting behind me." Sorry about that tehloki, tell your Mom the macchiatto is on me.
more faves -- Black Emmanuelle, Ginger Lynn, Snake!, Star Wars, Ganymed, Wounded Knee, Fantomas.
posted by vronsky at 10:05 AM on February 1, 2009
yes, i spent 14 hours writing that comeback, and i think future generations will look on it as a great success.
posted by tehloki at 11:58 PM on February 1, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by tehloki at 11:58 PM on February 1, 2009 [1 favorite]
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