Face Gestures
April 1, 2009 7:01 AM   Subscribe

"Today we introduce Face Gestures, a revolutionary technology designed to make interacting with Opera easier on computers with cameras. Face Gestures lets you perform frequent browsing operations with natural and easy to make face gestures."
posted by Joe Beese (13 comments total)

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Surely this could go in one of the existing April Fool's threads, no?
posted by Happy Dave at 7:05 AM on April 1, 2009


You mean it's not real?
posted by Joe Beese at 7:07 AM on April 1, 2009


John Cleese would like this not to be an April Fools prank.
posted by mannequito at 7:08 AM on April 1, 2009


Are you making an innocent face right now Joe?

also:
At the moment soul-patches crashes the browser and it would refuse to relaunch, we are looking into this problem. Bushmen beards and emo haircuts are not supported.

Ha
posted by Salvor Hardin at 7:09 AM on April 1, 2009 [1 favorite]


Everyone knows this technology is driven by porn. I'm waiting for someone to develop Knob Gestures, for my erotic selection pleasure.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 7:12 AM on April 1, 2009


Yes. Hilarious. Boffo. *Golf Clap*
posted by P.o.B. at 7:13 AM on April 1, 2009


So they'll be training the force quit command off people looking at goatse.cx?
posted by jeffburdges at 7:19 AM on April 1, 2009


ya know...an april fools prank has to, at the least, be believable for just a second or two before that "aha!" moment... I had this one pegged after the first two words of the FPP...

Joe, you gotta try harder buddy!
posted by HuronBob at 7:26 AM on April 1, 2009


Yup. That's funny.
posted by MarshallPoe at 7:32 AM on April 1, 2009


Surely this could go in one of the existing April Fool's threads, no?

Its already in the google one.
posted by 5imian at 7:33 AM on April 1, 2009


Hey, give Joe a break - he wrote that post entirely with his face.
posted by Salvor Hardin at 7:36 AM on April 1, 2009


That Cleese documentary is pretty good, actually.
posted by Burhanistan at 7:42 AM on April 1, 2009


I'm waiting for someone to develop Knob Gestures, for my erotic selection pleasure.

You gotta work on your O-face.
posted by Halloween Jack at 7:52 AM on April 1, 2009


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