The Fucking Weather.
May 20, 2009 10:03 AM   Subscribe

 
Reply hazy.
posted by Plutor at 10:05 AM on May 20, 2009


IT'S FUCKING CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF 503
posted by Dr-Baa at 10:05 AM on May 20, 2009 [4 favorites]


Sunny, with a high of 504 and a 100% chance of service unavailable.
posted by mudpuppie at 10:05 AM on May 20, 2009 [2 favorites]


I think I broked it.
posted by ocherdraco at 10:06 AM on May 20, 2009


This is relevant to my fucking interests, most of which lie outside.
posted by jquinby at 10:06 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]


The foul-mouthed brother of Do I Need An Umbrella? and Umbrella Today? is trying to stalk us.
posted by filthy light thief at 10:07 AM on May 20, 2009


Damn it MetaFilter. You broke the fucking weather.
posted by chunking express at 10:09 AM on May 20, 2009



Damn it MetaFilter. You broke the fucking weather.

Hmm.
posted by jquinby at 10:11 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]


Everyone complains about the weather, but nobody ever bounces the server.
posted by DU at 10:13 AM on May 20, 2009


75?!? It's Fucking Nice!
posted by shmurley at 10:17 AM on May 20, 2009


Blaccuweather seems to be up.
posted by exogenous at 10:18 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]


Service Temporarily Fucking Unavailable
posted by quin at 10:20 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]


you don't need a fucking weatherman to know which way the fucking wind blows.
posted by Devils Rancher at 10:23 AM on May 20, 2009 [3 favorites]


69°?!

ITS FUCKING NICE
posted by little e at 10:27 AM on May 20, 2009


It is pretty fucking nice.
posted by little e at 10:27 AM on May 20, 2009


This is what happens when you let the interns run the Weather Machine.

as opposed to letting the tech guys run it. They just set it to "random" and break for lunch
posted by The Whelk at 10:38 AM on May 20, 2009


I think I fucking broked it.
posted by ocherdraco at 1:06 PM


Fucking fixed that fucker for you.
posted by orme at 10:39 AM on May 20, 2009


well shoot.
posted by martinX's bellbottoms at 10:41 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]


It's not even fucking raining!
posted by sperose at 10:41 AM on May 20, 2009


Isn't this a little late? Jonathan Coulton declared that the First of May was the beginning of fucking weather, right? (NSFW Machinima)
posted by wendell at 10:43 AM on May 20, 2009


Fuck this shit, I'm going outside. (It's pretty nice out.)
posted by scratch at 10:45 AM on May 20, 2009


ITS FUCKING NICE in new orleans! it's actually really truly pretty fanfuckin'tastic for mid may but y'all coming to the 10th anniversary 3-days & nights extravaganza will want to bookmark this site for sure. my guess is that it'll say ITS FUCKING SWELTERING by then but it will still be the coolest thing going.
posted by msconduct at 10:45 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]


As long as the fucking humidity is low I'm good except for the goddamn airborne pollen.
posted by blucevalo at 10:58 AM on May 20, 2009


What's the Fucking Weather?

A little-heard outtake from the In My Tribe sessions.
posted by total warfare frown at 11:08 AM on May 20, 2009 [2 favorites]


81°?!

ITS FUCKING HOT AND THUNDERING
uncontrollable swamp ass
posted by Powerful Religious Baby at 11:08 AM on May 20, 2009


This is one of those things that makes me realize a) I'm still a little bit 14 years old inside and b) I don't fucking care.
posted by marginaliana at 11:21 AM on May 20, 2009 [4 favorites]


Its a bit short on hyperbole. McMurdo's -26F isn't just "fucking cold", its "hella fucking cold". "Fucking cold" is like 0F. Also, its all relative: Anchorage's 46F is only "kinda fucking nice" for, like, early spring. Death Valley's 91F is only fucking hot if Sunday hadn't been 105F here in Sacramento, 'cause lemme tell you, compared to 105, 91 is fucking awesome.
posted by Ogre Lawless at 11:39 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]


I think what you're saying is that it's all fucking relative, huh?
posted by quin at 11:41 AM on May 20, 2009


HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S FUCKING NICE OUT WHAT THE FUCK?
posted by loquacious at 11:43 AM on May 20, 2009


What's the Fucking Weather?

Open the GOD-DAMN window!

When did the internet become my house?
posted by mazola at 11:47 AM on May 20, 2009


Whatcoloristhefuckingcougar.com

TAWNY!
posted by The Whelk at 11:49 AM on May 20, 2009 [2 favorites]


My fucking weather is 74 degrees. Or whatever other temperature I might have set the thermostat to before getting it on. Oh yeahhhh.
posted by educatedslacker at 11:54 AM on May 20, 2009


Why does it think I'm in Rochester, NY? Where it is, I gather, fucking hot.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 12:10 PM on May 20, 2009


what good fortune! 70 degrees with gumdrops and rainbows.

this is perfect weather for a unicorn ride!
posted by the aloha at 12:11 PM on May 20, 2009 [3 favorites]


These single question/answer sites are all over the place lately. Maybe they've been fucking.
posted by aniola at 12:12 PM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]


Well, it is correct that 89 is fucking hot, especially for this time of year. However, it forgot to mention fucking windy. Maybe even really fucking windy.
posted by graventy at 12:19 PM on May 20, 2009


I'd like to see one of this country's failing newspapers go out like this.
posted by iamkimiam at 12:24 PM on May 20, 2009 [3 favorites]


What's the fucking weather on the fucking moon? Over.
posted by not_on_display at 1:38 PM on May 20, 2009 [2 favorites]


IT'S GONNA RAIN!
posted by rusty at 2:05 PM on May 20, 2009


Yep, it got me. Because I am that immature. Now I will send to all of my friends. Because, they, too, are that immature.


*****by immature, I mean totally fucking awesome. It's fucking hot up in here.
posted by fyrebelley at 2:42 PM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]




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FUCKING A!
posted by djgh at 3:09 PM on May 20, 2009


It's always fucking weather! Just don't forget your raincoat, kids!
posted by Ron Thanagar at 4:22 PM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]


Fucking awesome!
posted by c13 at 4:42 PM on May 20, 2009


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Wooooooooo!
posted by limeonaire at 5:09 PM on May 20, 2009


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posted by xorry at 6:05 PM on May 20, 2009


and its got Celsius. Also the link CLICK HERE IF YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE NEEDS A FORECAST!

Will eventually take you to this question/answer:

Am I pregnant?
I get this a lot, probably because my tarot readings are cheaper than most home pregnancy tests.

posted by zenon at 6:22 PM on May 20, 2009


A fucking EARTHQUAKE!
posted by CountSpatula at 6:58 PM on May 20, 2009


Broken?
If anyone wonders or cares, this server is an old, sad 550mhz Pentium 3. I found it in the trash and decided to play with it, learn some things about Linux. It has 512 MB of RAM and contains 5 small hard drives from other computers found in the trash. It would have 6 but the power supply doesn’t have that many outputs. To make me feel less-bad about sucking power all the time leaving a computer on, this server runs Folding @ Home so I can feel like I’m doing something for the world (besides telling people to wear a fucking jacking or put some fucking shorts on). I think it has folded some 130-ish proteins in its lifetime.
I'm not fucking suprised.
posted by tellurian at 11:32 PM on May 20, 2009


Fuck me. This is fucking great!
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 10:38 AM on May 21, 2009


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