The Fucking Weather.
May 20, 2009 10:03 AM Subscribe
IT'S FUCKING CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF 503
posted by Dr-Baa at 10:05 AM on May 20, 2009 [4 favorites]
posted by Dr-Baa at 10:05 AM on May 20, 2009 [4 favorites]
Sunny, with a high of 504 and a 100% chance of service unavailable.
posted by mudpuppie at 10:05 AM on May 20, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by mudpuppie at 10:05 AM on May 20, 2009 [2 favorites]
I think I broked it.
posted by ocherdraco at 10:06 AM on May 20, 2009
posted by ocherdraco at 10:06 AM on May 20, 2009
This is relevant to my fucking interests, most of which lie outside.
posted by jquinby at 10:06 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by jquinby at 10:06 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
The foul-mouthed brother of Do I Need An Umbrella? and Umbrella Today? is trying to stalk us.
posted by filthy light thief at 10:07 AM on May 20, 2009
posted by filthy light thief at 10:07 AM on May 20, 2009
Damn it MetaFilter. You broke the fucking weather.
posted by chunking express at 10:09 AM on May 20, 2009
posted by chunking express at 10:09 AM on May 20, 2009
Damn it MetaFilter. You broke the fucking weather.
Hmm.
posted by jquinby at 10:11 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
Everyone complains about the weather, but nobody ever bounces the server.
posted by DU at 10:13 AM on May 20, 2009
posted by DU at 10:13 AM on May 20, 2009
Service Temporarily Fucking Unavailable
posted by quin at 10:20 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by quin at 10:20 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
you don't need a fucking weatherman to know which way the fucking wind blows.
posted by Devils Rancher at 10:23 AM on May 20, 2009 [3 favorites]
posted by Devils Rancher at 10:23 AM on May 20, 2009 [3 favorites]
This is what happens when you let the interns run the Weather Machine.
as opposed to letting the tech guys run it. They just set it to "random" and break for lunch
posted by The Whelk at 10:38 AM on May 20, 2009
as opposed to letting the tech guys run it. They just set it to "random" and break for lunch
posted by The Whelk at 10:38 AM on May 20, 2009
I think I fucking broked it.
posted by ocherdraco at 1:06 PM
Fucking fixed that fucker for you.
posted by orme at 10:39 AM on May 20, 2009
posted by ocherdraco at 1:06 PM
Fucking fixed that fucker for you.
posted by orme at 10:39 AM on May 20, 2009
well shoot.
posted by martinX's bellbottoms at 10:41 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by martinX's bellbottoms at 10:41 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
Isn't this a little late? Jonathan Coulton declared that the First of May was the beginning of fucking weather, right? (NSFW Machinima)
posted by wendell at 10:43 AM on May 20, 2009
posted by wendell at 10:43 AM on May 20, 2009
Fuck this shit, I'm going outside. (It's pretty nice out.)
posted by scratch at 10:45 AM on May 20, 2009
posted by scratch at 10:45 AM on May 20, 2009
ITS FUCKING NICE in new orleans! it's actually really truly pretty fanfuckin'tastic for mid may but y'all coming to the 10th anniversary 3-days & nights extravaganza will want to bookmark this site for sure. my guess is that it'll say ITS FUCKING SWELTERING by then but it will still be the coolest thing going.
posted by msconduct at 10:45 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by msconduct at 10:45 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
As long as the fucking humidity is low I'm good except for the goddamn airborne pollen.
posted by blucevalo at 10:58 AM on May 20, 2009
posted by blucevalo at 10:58 AM on May 20, 2009
What's the Fucking Weather?
A little-heard outtake from the In My Tribe sessions.
posted by total warfare frown at 11:08 AM on May 20, 2009 [2 favorites]
A little-heard outtake from the In My Tribe sessions.
posted by total warfare frown at 11:08 AM on May 20, 2009 [2 favorites]
81°?!
ITS FUCKING HOT AND THUNDERING
uncontrollable swamp ass
posted by Powerful Religious Baby at 11:08 AM on May 20, 2009
ITS FUCKING HOT AND THUNDERING
uncontrollable swamp ass
posted by Powerful Religious Baby at 11:08 AM on May 20, 2009
This is one of those things that makes me realize a) I'm still a little bit 14 years old inside and b) I don't fucking care.
posted by marginaliana at 11:21 AM on May 20, 2009 [3 favorites]
posted by marginaliana at 11:21 AM on May 20, 2009 [3 favorites]
Its a bit short on hyperbole. McMurdo's -26F isn't just "fucking cold", its "hella fucking cold". "Fucking cold" is like 0F. Also, its all relative: Anchorage's 46F is only "kinda fucking nice" for, like, early spring. Death Valley's 91F is only fucking hot if Sunday hadn't been 105F here in Sacramento, 'cause lemme tell you, compared to 105, 91 is fucking awesome.
posted by Ogre Lawless at 11:39 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Ogre Lawless at 11:39 AM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
I think what you're saying is that it's all fucking relative, huh?
posted by quin at 11:41 AM on May 20, 2009
posted by quin at 11:41 AM on May 20, 2009
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S FUCKING NICE OUT WHAT THE FUCK?
posted by loquacious at 11:43 AM on May 20, 2009
posted by loquacious at 11:43 AM on May 20, 2009
What's the Fucking Weather?
Open the GOD-DAMN window!
When did the internet become my house?
posted by mazola at 11:47 AM on May 20, 2009
Open the GOD-DAMN window!
When did the internet become my house?
posted by mazola at 11:47 AM on May 20, 2009
My fucking weather is 74 degrees. Or whatever other temperature I might have set the thermostat to before getting it on. Oh yeahhhh.
posted by educatedslacker at 11:54 AM on May 20, 2009
posted by educatedslacker at 11:54 AM on May 20, 2009
Why does it think I'm in Rochester, NY? Where it is, I gather, fucking hot.
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 12:10 PM on May 20, 2009
posted by Marisa Stole the Precious Thing at 12:10 PM on May 20, 2009
what good fortune! 70 degrees with gumdrops and rainbows.
this is perfect weather for a unicorn ride!
posted by the aloha at 12:11 PM on May 20, 2009 [3 favorites]
this is perfect weather for a unicorn ride!
posted by the aloha at 12:11 PM on May 20, 2009 [3 favorites]
These single question/answer sites are all over the place lately. Maybe they've been fucking.
posted by aniola at 12:12 PM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by aniola at 12:12 PM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
Well, it is correct that 89 is fucking hot, especially for this time of year. However, it forgot to mention fucking windy. Maybe even really fucking windy.
posted by graventy at 12:19 PM on May 20, 2009
posted by graventy at 12:19 PM on May 20, 2009
I'd like to see one of this country's failing newspapers go out like this.
posted by iamkimiam at 12:24 PM on May 20, 2009 [3 favorites]
posted by iamkimiam at 12:24 PM on May 20, 2009 [3 favorites]
What's the fucking weather on the fucking moon? Over.
posted by not_on_display at 1:38 PM on May 20, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by not_on_display at 1:38 PM on May 20, 2009 [2 favorites]
Yep, it got me. Because I am that immature. Now I will send to all of my friends. Because, they, too, are that immature.
*****by immature, I mean totally fucking awesome. It's fucking hot up in here.
posted by fyrebelley at 2:42 PM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
*****by immature, I mean totally fucking awesome. It's fucking hot up in here.
posted by fyrebelley at 2:42 PM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
Please please please tell me how many faggots there are in a butt
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 2:47 PM on May 20, 2009
posted by East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94 at 2:47 PM on May 20, 2009
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FUCKING A!
posted by djgh at 3:09 PM on May 20, 2009
FUCKING A!
posted by djgh at 3:09 PM on May 20, 2009
It's always fucking weather! Just don't forget your raincoat, kids!
posted by Ron Thanagar at 4:22 PM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Ron Thanagar at 4:22 PM on May 20, 2009 [1 favorite]
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Wooooooooo!
posted by limeonaire at 5:09 PM on May 20, 2009
Wooooooooo!
posted by limeonaire at 5:09 PM on May 20, 2009
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posted by xorry at 6:05 PM on May 20, 2009
posted by xorry at 6:05 PM on May 20, 2009
and its got Celsius. Also the link CLICK HERE IF YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE NEEDS A FORECAST!
Will eventually take you to this question/answer:
Am I pregnant?
I get this a lot, probably because my tarot readings are cheaper than most home pregnancy tests.
posted by zenon at 6:22 PM on May 20, 2009
Will eventually take you to this question/answer:
Am I pregnant?
I get this a lot, probably because my tarot readings are cheaper than most home pregnancy tests.
posted by zenon at 6:22 PM on May 20, 2009
Broken?
posted by tellurian at 11:32 PM on May 20, 2009
If anyone wonders or cares, this server is an old, sad 550mhz Pentium 3. I found it in the trash and decided to play with it, learn some things about Linux. It has 512 MB of RAM and contains 5 small hard drives from other computers found in the trash. It would have 6 but the power supply doesn’t have that many outputs. To make me feel less-bad about sucking power all the time leaving a computer on, this server runs Folding @ Home so I can feel like I’m doing something for the world (besides telling people to wear a fucking jacking or put some fucking shorts on). I think it has folded some 130-ish proteins in its lifetime.I'm not fucking suprised.
posted by tellurian at 11:32 PM on May 20, 2009
Fuck me. This is fucking great!
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 10:38 AM on May 21, 2009
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 10:38 AM on May 21, 2009
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