Man Falls into Vat of Chocolate, dies
July 8, 2009 8:39 PM   Subscribe

Worker dies after falling into Vat of Chocolate. Paging the Smothers Brothers!

And he was the new guy, only two weeks on the job at the Cocoa Services factory in Camden, New Jersey. And it's happened before, but not fatally: Wisconsin Man Trapped Waist-Deep in Chocolate.
posted by Rash (10 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Seriously, this is pretty Farktastic stuff. -- cortex

This was previously deleted... also, making light of another person's death isn't classy.
posted by splatta at 8:41 PM on July 8, 2009

But I LOVE the Smothers Brothers!!! (not, you know, like THAT, but, you know)
posted by wendell at 8:43 PM on July 8, 2009

"Dont make me run! I um full oof chocolate!!!"
posted by Senor Cardgage at 8:44 PM on July 8, 2009

Post deleted after falling into Bucket of Cocks.
posted by brain_drain at 8:47 PM on July 8, 2009

Don't yell "FIRE" in a crowded theater, but in a vat of chocolate, it's okay.

If cortex takes longer to delete this than he did my post earlier today, my latent paranoia may not be able to handle it. Besides, I already resurrected the chocolate man on Monkeyfilter.
posted by wendell at 8:49 PM on July 8, 2009

:( That's sad. And very weird.

I wonder how many people die in similar accidents annually.
posted by zarq at 8:49 PM on July 8, 2009

almost as bad as the guys who died of 'alveolus obliterans' at the pop secret factory from breathing in too much butter flavored topping. i wonder if either of those is as painful as 'postus deleticus'...guess we'll find out :/
posted by sexyrobot at 8:53 PM on July 8, 2009

I also laughed inappropriately when the Three Mile Island nuclear accident happened. Because it reportedly melted down... and it was just down the road from the Hersheys chocolate plant.

posted by wendell at 8:53 PM on July 8, 2009

You see, Tommy yelled "FIRE!" because nobody would come to rescue him if he yelled "CHOCOLATE!"

Lolly-doo-dum lolly-doo-dum-day.
posted by wendell at 8:59 PM on July 8, 2009

So I'm watching the new Woodstock blu ray.
Is it just me or were there like way more homely peeps back then.
Must have been a combination of all the lard in the food and everyone smoking from age 7.
posted by Senor Cardgage at 8:59 PM on July 8, 2009

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