No! Not the Glenlivet ! Aaaaaah!
June 15, 2001 12:35 AM Subscribe
No! Not the Glenlivet ! Aaaaaah! I know a couple of guys who would kill this guy without remorse, and then suck on his cheeks.
Heh... Nutcase... but actually, it was interesting to read, since I have allergies that restrict me from wearing most aftershaves/colognes, yet I've never had a reaction to anything I've had to... er, well, drink.
posted by SpecialK at 6:34 AM on June 15, 2001
posted by SpecialK at 6:34 AM on June 15, 2001
In desperate moments I've had an aftershave cocktail or two... never occurred to me to go in the other direction.
posted by dong_resin at 7:31 AM on June 15, 2001
posted by dong_resin at 7:31 AM on June 15, 2001
This would be a perfect compliment to Burberry of London, which, I always thought smelled a bit like "cigar."
Liquor and cigars: What could be more manly?
posted by 7sharp11 at 9:11 AM on June 15, 2001
Liquor and cigars: What could be more manly?
posted by 7sharp11 at 9:11 AM on June 15, 2001
C'mon sweet honey bottom, save your cosmopolitan. Here, throw my Basil Hayden in my face, you dirty little baby.
posted by roboto at 9:12 AM on June 15, 2001
posted by roboto at 9:12 AM on June 15, 2001
It's an interesting idea; a shot for my neck, a shot for my mouth. Although, in general I tend not to wear aftershave.
posted by dave at 12:10 PM on June 15, 2001
posted by dave at 12:10 PM on June 15, 2001
No kidding! Burberry is my favorite. It also happens to drive the ladies two shades east of wild. heh
Anyway, my girlfriend is a big Scotch/Brandy enthusiast and would probably eat me piece by piece if I came home smelling like Macallan or Oban...
posted by fooljay at 12:17 PM on June 15, 2001
Anyway, my girlfriend is a big Scotch/Brandy enthusiast and would probably eat me piece by piece if I came home smelling like Macallan or Oban...
posted by fooljay at 12:17 PM on June 15, 2001
Are you suggesting that is a bad thing? If you smelled of Brandy, would she eat you whole?
I generally don't wear aftershave, and I'm afraid if I kept a bottle of scotch on my bathroom sink, I'd be the subject of an intervention within days.
posted by CrazyUncleJoe at 12:50 PM on June 15, 2001
I generally don't wear aftershave, and I'm afraid if I kept a bottle of scotch on my bathroom sink, I'd be the subject of an intervention within days.
posted by CrazyUncleJoe at 12:50 PM on June 15, 2001
Hmm, I find it hard to understand this guy. Why would you want to stink of booze? Surely everyone will think you're a rummy/drunk? Is that fashionable nowadays?
posted by wackybrit at 7:01 PM on June 15, 2001
posted by wackybrit at 7:01 PM on June 15, 2001
Wackybrit,
The authoer said that the alcohol evaporated rather quickly, leaving only the smell of the refining process/other flavors, not the alcohol. Evidence being the ancedote about being pulled over by a cop due to brake lights being out shortly after applying his "after-shave".
posted by Apoch at 7:27 PM on June 15, 2001
The authoer said that the alcohol evaporated rather quickly, leaving only the smell of the refining process/other flavors, not the alcohol. Evidence being the ancedote about being pulled over by a cop due to brake lights being out shortly after applying his "after-shave".
posted by Apoch at 7:27 PM on June 15, 2001
Are you suggesting that is a bad thing? If you smelled of Brandy, would she eat you whole?
Lord no! I sent her the link. She said she'd bring the bottle... heh
posted by fooljay at 8:49 PM on June 16, 2001
Lord no! I sent her the link. She said she'd bring the bottle... heh
posted by fooljay at 8:49 PM on June 16, 2001
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