Dateline: Zzzzzzzzz......
July 15, 2009 10:55 AM   Subscribe

Dream World News reports on the current events of the subconscious with the highest of journalistic standards.

As with most of the great print newspapers and the economic necessity of moving their content online, so too with Dream World News. Though currently publishing in a somewhat diminished blog form, this bastion of the fourth estate had a previous manifestation as a lavish content-rich print journal, the last three issues of which are available from the editor/publisher's website (in pdf format).
posted by sleevener (13 comments total) 4 users marked this as a favorite

I'm not allowed to laugh this hard at work.
posted by anazgnos at 11:01 AM on July 15, 2009

Needs more Unknown Kadath.
posted by GuyZero at 11:01 AM on July 15, 2009 [1 favorite]

The Dream Police Blotter was a cheap trick.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 11:05 AM on July 15, 2009 [1 favorite]

His art is like...
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:23 AM on July 15, 2009

Wedding trend-watchers everywhere are raving about the latest thing: costumes made of cake frosting!

Is it bad that I was disappointed that they were actually wearing clothes underneath?
posted by scrutiny at 11:35 AM on July 15, 2009

I took this as an excuse to re-watch: Onion News Network: Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' From Recipe That Came To Him In A Dream
posted by samsm at 11:43 AM on July 15, 2009

The as-yet unnamed method of locomotion proved to be at least as fast as travelling by car, as the commuter discovered when he was able to cross the Golden Gate Bridge at highway speed simply by sliding along the road on his soles.

Yeah, that would be cool. Until you stopped to consider how much you were spending on new shoes every week (not to mention the fire hazard.)
posted by metagnathous at 12:08 PM on July 15, 2009

Rather than listen to someone describe their dreams, I would prefer to slide down the edge of a giant razor blade into a pirhana-infested vat of alcohol, and yet I enjoyed this. Thanks!
posted by stupidsexyFlanders at 12:28 PM on July 15, 2009

I like this. A simple idea, well executed.
posted by Pallas Athena at 12:47 PM on July 15, 2009

Didn't this used to be a zine? Am I imagining it?
posted by jcruelty at 7:39 PM on July 15, 2009

Don't you mean a "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzine?"
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson at 7:41 PM on July 15, 2009

jcruelty, it did used to be a zine -- sorry to have obfuscated this information in the post. You can read issues #4, #5, and #6 if you're so inclined.
posted by sleevener at 6:20 AM on July 16, 2009

Ohh print journal, gotcha :D
posted by jcruelty at 9:46 AM on July 16, 2009

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