Why are you in such a bad mood?
June 15, 2001 10:52 AM   Subscribe

Why are you in such a bad mood? Because you are a loser - you just don't know it yet.
posted by geronimo_rex (4 comments total)
what if we already do know?
posted by moz at 11:08 AM on June 15, 2001

knowing is half the battle, and getting there is the other half
posted by msacheson at 11:37 AM on June 15, 2001

Well, this setttles once and for all the "where did the bulletholes in the downstairs bathroom come from?" controversy.
posted by UncleFes at 11:39 AM on June 15, 2001

Gee and here I've been thinking I suffer from Depression due to some chemical imbalance, when it's probably cuz back in junior high I couldn't get that cute little redhaired girl to notice me at a party, and I've been nonconsciously moping ever since. Does this mean I can stop popping Saint John's Wart as if it's Ridilin?

Nonconscious. That new buzzword just cracks me up. Next they'll come up with hyperconscious, pseudoconscious and quantum-consciousness.
posted by ZachsMind at 10:41 PM on June 15, 2001

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