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July 23, 2009 10:53 AM   Subscribe

Love in 2-D
posted by dortmunder (58 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: Love in Tootie! -- cortex



 
Go ahead and delete this. I was beaten by a matter of seconds.
posted by dortmunder at 10:54 AM on July 23, 2009


Sorry pal.
posted by digaman at 10:55 AM on July 23, 2009


digaman got you good, sucker!
posted by Mayor Curley at 10:57 AM on July 23, 2009


This has to be some sort of record for a quickest non-breaking news story double post
posted by tittergrrl at 10:58 AM on July 23, 2009


Same fricking minute and it's not even an obituary!
posted by TheophileEscargot at 10:59 AM on July 23, 2009


This post is missing the tag 'sadtragicpeople'.
posted by eurasian at 11:00 AM on July 23, 2009


So the 2 Ds were dortmunder and digaman?
posted by yoink at 11:00 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]


Also missing a link to a reputable dealer for said, uh, items.
posted by eurasian at 11:00 AM on July 23, 2009


Love in 2D...between the sheets.
posted by DU at 11:02 AM on July 23, 2009


Story of my life: this link already has more comments than mine.
posted by digaman at 11:02 AM on July 23, 2009 [3 favorites]


Story of my life: this link already has more comments than mine.

Did you not read the game theory dating article? It means you're way hotter than this thread.
posted by allen.spaulding at 11:05 AM on July 23, 2009




Story of my life: this link already has more comments than mine.

Commenting in this thread doesn't require anyone to read the story.
posted by dortmunder at 11:06 AM on July 23, 2009


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posted by chillmost at 11:06 AM on July 23, 2009


Do you think my daughter is cute?

As is my cat.
posted by YoBananaBoy at 11:09 AM on July 23, 2009


so if i post this again, will that make it 3-D?
posted by pyramid termite at 11:10 AM on July 23, 2009


Once we slip into 4-D it's all over.
posted by item at 11:11 AM on July 23, 2009


As is my cat.

The photo is private. So I'm going to assume that you are showering with the cat.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:11 AM on July 23, 2009


Your daughter is adorable!
posted by ocherdraco at 11:16 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]


Last post?
posted by Laen at 11:18 AM on July 23, 2009


Baby Curley is damn cute. Those baby cheeks that are so big they're square are the best.
posted by EvaDestruction at 11:19 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]


They can't kill this thread. They can try to suppress it, but it will live in our hearts. And then it will bloom like 1000 hyacinths.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:19 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]


FIRST!

Oh wait.... ;)
posted by zarq at 11:20 AM on July 23, 2009


In by a hair!
posted by exogenous at 11:20 AM on July 23, 2009


I feel intensely aware of the mortality of this thread and the comments in it. Soon it will be gone forever. Unseen, un-remembered. Like tears in the rain.
posted by Laen at 11:21 AM on July 23, 2009


Who would win in a fight: Chewbacca or Grimace?
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:22 AM on July 23, 2009


Second tier: Slim Goodbody or Ethelred the Unready?
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:24 AM on July 23, 2009


Who would win in a fight: Chewbacca or Grimace?

Obviously Chewbacca. Grimace has stumpy arms. No reach.
posted by dortmunder at 11:24 AM on July 23, 2009


Ethelred the Unready, because he was actually always prepared. The name was a ruse to confuse his enemies.
posted by ocherdraco at 11:25 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]


Where does this lie in the continuum? Below RealDoll lovers, but above furries?
posted by Lush at 11:26 AM on July 23, 2009


I'm going to go with Grimace, following in the footsteps of Homer Simpson's boxing career. He might weeble, he might wobble, but he won't fall down. Chewie will just end up exhausting himself.
posted by EvaDestruction at 11:27 AM on July 23, 2009


Is Grimace a species or a kind of specter or archetype. If he's the former, can Grimace and a Wookie have fertile offspring?
posted by Burhanistan at 11:28 AM on July 23, 2009


Grimace is a lover not a fighter. And if you know what I'm sayin, then you probably want to get tested.
posted by allen.spaulding at 11:28 AM on July 23, 2009 [2 favorites]


We clearly have to make this thread too big to lock fail...like GM...

cortex, bail us out
posted by silby at 11:28 AM on July 23, 2009


Buckaroo Banzai got to the eighth dimension...
posted by Antidisestablishmentarianist at 11:30 AM on July 23, 2009


Is Grimace a species or a kind of specter or archetype. If he's the former, can Grimace and a Wookie have fertile offspring?

Part of a species. Specifically, the Irish.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:32 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]


Ah, if Grimace knocked up Chewbacca's wife would the offspring be able to reproduce or would it be a sterile hybrid like a mule?
posted by Burhanistan at 11:34 AM on July 23, 2009


In before the end?
posted by nooneyouknow at 11:34 AM on July 23, 2009


Yes!
posted by nooneyouknow at 11:34 AM on July 23, 2009


Grimace is a lover not a fighter. And if you know what I'm sayin, then you probably want to get tested.

And I thought being in love with an underage pillow was bad.
posted by dortmunder at 11:35 AM on July 23, 2009


Also, does Grimace have normal semen or does it need to be mixed in a machine like McMilkshakes?
posted by Burhanistan at 11:36 AM on July 23, 2009


Grimace is so a fighter.
posted by EvaDestruction at 11:37 AM on July 23, 2009


if Grimace knocked up Chewbacca's wife would the offspring be able to reproduce or would it be a sterile hybrid like a mule?

Using my knowledge of New England ethnic prejudice, I'm going to say that if Grimace is Irish, then Chewbacca is an oversized Frenchman. And as improbable as it seemed to our grandparents, they can mate and have fertile offspring. I've seen it.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:38 AM on July 23, 2009


I'm sure Chewbacca smells much better than a Frenchman.
posted by Burhanistan at 11:39 AM on July 23, 2009


Everyone who says my daughter is cute gets a favorite!
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:39 AM on July 23, 2009


If you really meant that you'd spouse them.
posted by lysdexic at 11:40 AM on July 23, 2009


Thread closing time.
posted by ALongDecember at 11:41 AM on July 23, 2009


This is only 2 comments behind the other thread. Let's go people!
posted by infinitefloatingbrains at 11:41 AM on July 23, 2009


Baby Curley is cuter than professional baby models!
posted by EvaDestruction at 11:41 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]


Do you think my daughter is cute?

Um ... yeah. What a cutie! I say keep this thread open, if for nothing *Ellie*!
posted by ericb at 11:42 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]


Mayor Curley, your child is both gorgeous and adorable, and I'm not just saying that for the favorite!
posted by chihiro at 11:42 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]


(I'm not digging for favorites. Just an excuse to link to that picture.)
posted by EvaDestruction at 11:42 AM on July 23, 2009


Also, does Grimace have normal semen or does it need to be mixed in a machine like McMilkshakes?

If Sodomania 11 is considered canon in the McDonaldland Universe, Grimace's semen does not need to be mixed, but has the color and viscosity of a McDonald's Chocolate milkshake. Except in March, when it is green because of his seasonal diet of fiddleheads.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:42 AM on July 23, 2009


Mayor Curley, your daughter is like the cute baby equivalent of that Che Guevara icon, looking off into the distance, boldly determined to bring about a proletarian revolution in the daycare.
posted by silby at 11:43 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]


Mmmm...dessert!
posted by ericb at 11:44 AM on July 23, 2009


Mind blown
posted by Burhanistan at 11:44 AM on July 23, 2009


As above, so below.
posted by klangklangston at 11:44 AM on July 23, 2009


This still isn't deleted? Mods, are you on vacation?
posted by ocherdraco at 11:46 AM on July 23, 2009 [1 favorite]


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