Rattlesnake Smack Down!
July 30, 2009 10:09 AM   Subscribe

If I found this in my back yard, it wouldn't have stayed in one piece, that's for sure.

All I know for certain is, where there's one rattlesnake, there's bound to be more.
posted by PuppyCat (17 comments total)

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Ha! I like the part where there was a big snake!
posted by ND¢ at 10:10 AM on July 30, 2009 [1 favorite]


This has now got Jackrabbit by Jawbone stuck in my head.
posted by mippy at 10:12 AM on July 30, 2009


IWTMFSOTMFP.
posted by GuyZero at 10:14 AM on July 30, 2009 [1 favorite]


Get this motherfuckin' snake off my motherfuckin' metafilter.
posted by punkfloyd at 10:16 AM on July 30, 2009


Don't forget, folks: Texas is all rattlesnakes, jackrabbits, and cowpokes. Yee-haw.
posted by item at 10:16 AM on July 30, 2009


Nah, it's a lot more diverse these days. Jackpokes, cowsnakes, rattlerabbits — you name it.
posted by nebulawindphone at 10:17 AM on July 30, 2009 [1 favorite]


and guns!
posted by dirtdirt at 10:17 AM on July 30, 2009


I liked the "More Inside."
posted by ALongDecember at 10:17 AM on July 30, 2009


And Shiner Bock.
posted by GuyZero at 10:18 AM on July 30, 2009


Reminds me of the unsettling bald raccoon found in a Toronto backyard the other day. Except... longer.
posted by tapesonthefloor at 10:21 AM on July 30, 2009


EEEWWWW! I. Hate. Snakes.

Although I do have to say that it would be hanging out if it were digesting.

gross. gross. gross.
posted by Ruthless Bunny at 10:24 AM on July 30, 2009


Punkfloyd, this FPP is agonized by the piercing pain of your venomous fangs. Kindly unhinge your jaw and suck it's writhing body into your deep, tapered expandable gullet.
posted by CynicalKnight at 10:24 AM on July 30, 2009


EEEK! Damn you Metafilter!
posted by chugg at 10:25 AM on July 30, 2009


Snakes on the Plains!
posted by Guy_Inamonkeysuit at 10:25 AM on July 30, 2009


Eh. I had to throw something in - the FPP's have been making my head hurt lately- too much thinking and all. I wanted to add light & fluffy to the mix! Or at least dead and snake-y...
posted by PuppyCat at 10:28 AM on July 30, 2009


Good news!

The rabbit died!

No, wait. . . .
posted by Danf at 10:29 AM on July 30, 2009


the FPP's have been making my head hurt lately- too much thinking and all

The solution isn't to bring MeFi down to your level, but rather to go somewhere else for puppies and lollipops.
posted by splice at 10:32 AM on July 30, 2009


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